OMGGGGG NEWWW FANFICTIOOOOOOOOOONNNN! HAIII! i did so wlel on ma las fanfion tat i decide to make a neewww ooonneeee! as sugesed by guest i am doing total drama my way! enjoy n comeeenntttttt! since i turned ten and will soon be eleeevveeeenn liek curent dr who shud i get tumblr?

Total drama iland ma way

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dis dud named cris steped on da doc wit some blak guy name Cef and was liek, "wats up! im not as hot as dancan or scooottt but you dont know scoottt becse he is in lek forth season n this is first sasen but im prety hot. neway, tis is total drama eyeland in theh bestest place eva ontario canada even tho author lives in nova scotia!"

first peron came onto the doc from boat. she uglay n i hate her becaz shes uglay and stuf. "Its so col 2 met some1 as hot as u cris."

cris look at girl wierd "how do u now my name?"

"i am bthe and I goggled it befor the show" (au: Sue is the bestest sista eva becse she tels me to gogle everythang! hi sue!) she said

"oh. cool."

She huged him near the ball region bexause she not a nice person , unlieek mimi fro rent who is a guuud roll model and i wnna be just liek her weh I grow uppers

"ture" he say

Ten this black dude (who is not ceg beqess hes dj but not theh kool one liek dj malek frem one directon lol) come and is liek, "sup niggie" but ti got sensoed becuze im not alowrd to say it acordng to sue.

"net ye ball regen" siad cis

"u no it brotha "

den some gorth cick who is not goth because she isnt kool lek sue come and is like, "lol. Im gwn n I hate lyfe gota cut meself hehehe."

Chri iz lek "inr?"

den som gey due cum n iz lietening to party in da usa by milaaayy carys wich is tha best song eva and he is lek "put yo hans up plahing ma song butterfly fly away nodign me hed lke ye mooing my hips liek yea im jef"

Chis is hapy for him and is liek, "lets be frends'

Jeff is leik "sure" n teh were frinds fo liek five secs or so beause tat would be cheating

Then some blond gurl comes and is lek "jesus im dumb mu nam iz linsah"

Cruis is lek, "10/10 wuld bang"

den da hottttteesssttttttttt ting in da plaet cem… its….DANCAN! :dddddddddddddddddddddd ,,,,,,33333333333333333311111111!FFFEE

he is lek, "were is Amanda, I wanna do her liek a hot mess (sue told me to get rid of this but I wux liek no im ten)"

crs is liekm "here"

and out pop teh most bootifulestr person eva…. me! so we mad out wile hetha com in bt she eventnt because we makingout

dem cam tailer, hareol, rent (not teh musixal dumb-butt looolllll) he hit on gwn but she iz lek ok not into dancan becse hes wit me, briddgggeettt comeee, den noa, lazania wh get hit on bye hrold and acts lek a niggie, zeeekkee come wit saday and katay who are dum dums n i wuv den, cadeh comes in lek lades shud go oooouuuuuuuuuuttttttt tonite wit meh, eveh come 2, ohwin come in plaening rent from rent and my litle poneh remix, corneh come in wit justannn who do not lok liek alehanjob becusz hes betta and sasier so get ova it, ixxeh bestwst caracter com in an get hurt.

Den i leav as tehy get there pic tsken and die in water… nut teht com back to life so dun worry..

"gus im mking teams, lol. Get into dem screming golfers and killa bas"

deh do

"okaie. First challenge to jum off cliffffff."

dj sware like a bad boi he a rud boi lek rianna sang how sad

dun forgpt to coment for me to contine and chek ma yutoobe on ma profle! ;DDDDDD baaiiii

-Amanda