I sighed and picked up my books, heading to my next class, "Cory, hey Cory,
where you going Cory, huh where you going" I groaned.
'Annoying' my mind screeched, I spun around "I am going to class" I said, turning back around, facing away from the meanest, blondest girl in the entire school.
"Oh my god! I was just going to we can go together" she said standing beside me. I cocked my eyebrow at her "I would rather we didn't" I said moving away from her and hurrying forward.
"Oh come on don't be so rude Cory, lets walk" she said taking my arm in a hard grip.
I wrenched my arm out of her grasp and said "no I would rather not".
I ran to my next class with all haste slamming the door behind me..I was late again.
The teacher glared at me "why are you late?" she asked "it was horrible" I faked a shudder "preps.there every where, I think I need to wash my arm now, stupid blonde wench" I shut my mouth tightly and glanced at the teacher, she muttered something but the class was laughing so loudly I couldn't hear her.
"sorryitwillneverhappenagain" I said quickly and rushed to my seat. A few seconds later, Blondie waltzed in like she owned the place. "Welcome to class" the teacher said.
Damn teacher, dam preps, this school protects them. The lesson went on as planned, boring as usual.
Finally class was over and I hurried out of the class room not looking where I was going and straight out the front door 'ahhh the end of the day finally, and I have still managed to keep my sanity'. I walked towards my favorite place in the world, the little forest in the back of the school.
As soon as I stepped through the trees my mind was free and at ease, I walked around whispering and talking to the trees, breathing in the air and smiling, yes I am a nature freak why do you ask?
All of a sudden the little forest didn't seem so little anymore 'I should be at the other side by now' I thought 'oh great I probably turned the wrong way and took my self sideways instead of straight through, fun'.
I tried to figure which way would be straight and decided to turn right 'this doesn't look right' I thought 'where did this come from' I bent down to touch a log at the side of the trail. 'This trail is a lot wider too and well...THAT DEFINATLY WAS NOT THERE BEFORE' my mind screamed as something leaped out of the bushes across from the log I was examining.
It charged at me and a swerved and ran in the opposite direction "NOT GOOD DEFINATLY NOT GOOD" I yelled at no one in particular.
I chanced a look over my shoulder, bad idea , big, bad and ugly was still behind me growling and swinging a metal thingy around.
Finally it cornered me up against a tree and I kicked out "score one for Cory" I said and jumped over him, for now defiantly it was a him, he grabbed my ankle and pulled me down and back up against the tree.
"Look" I laughed nervously "can't we talk about this, I mean killing isn't the answer...I hope" I gulped as he growled again, he swung I ducked "Whoa that was TO close for comfort there, eh not like being with you gives me warm bunny feelings or anything".
He swung again and I ducked.again "you know this is like an episode of Xena : warrior princess..only...you weren't in it" it swung hard and I duck and it started hacking at the tree letting at a ferocious howl. "not the talker I see" I said standing back up I tried to turn and run but he blocked me "yes? Did you want something or can I go?" he growled "I'll take that as a no".
And again with the swinging "oop" I dropped yet again to the ground "you know I'm really starting to dislike you" I said standing back up but having to drop again as he yet again tried to behead me.
He let out a roar and brought the sword down, I rolled over and started to run "here we go again, you have serious anger issues man."
I looked for a weapon to fend off my attacker with, but I saw nothing I could actually lift "BAH...ooh sticks; find a stick" I was still running scanning the ground with my eyes "AHA!" I yelled and triumphantly brandished a very small stick.
"Take that!" I said and threw the stick and it bounced off his head "no?" I asked "ok lets try something heavier, I picked up a small stone and threw it at him hitting him in the eye "HA two points for Cory Zero for the..thing" I danced around as he held his eye "MUAHAHA I fart in your general direction...oh shit" I took off running again.
Another one stepped out "there are more of you?" I sighed "man I thought some guy had a bad science experiment and accidentally let it loose..like Frankenstein" the both charged at me and I got out of the way in time for them to collide "your not made out of dead body parts are you?"
Two arrows came out of nowhere and took the two things down "what is the meaning of this" said a very formal voice behind me.
I turned around "who are you...nice dress" the man glared "this is no dress it is a robe and I am Elrond, lord of Rivendell" I looked up and saw pretty buildings and in the distance a waterfall "ooh multicolor" I said then shook my head "ok Lord.Elrond did you say? You have a very bad..thing infestation, I am Cory and where did you say I was?" I took a deep well needed breathe.
"These 'things' are Orcs and you are in Rivendell". He said folding his hands idly over his robes.
"Interesting" I murmured "Rivendell would be a French word right? How the hell did I manage to end up in France with out crossing any major oceans, well at least he isn't kill first ask questions later.that would suck." I reasoned.
Yes I talk to my self, oh don't act like you don't do it too.
'Annoying' my mind screeched, I spun around "I am going to class" I said, turning back around, facing away from the meanest, blondest girl in the entire school.
"Oh my god! I was just going to we can go together" she said standing beside me. I cocked my eyebrow at her "I would rather we didn't" I said moving away from her and hurrying forward.
"Oh come on don't be so rude Cory, lets walk" she said taking my arm in a hard grip.
I wrenched my arm out of her grasp and said "no I would rather not".
I ran to my next class with all haste slamming the door behind me..I was late again.
The teacher glared at me "why are you late?" she asked "it was horrible" I faked a shudder "preps.there every where, I think I need to wash my arm now, stupid blonde wench" I shut my mouth tightly and glanced at the teacher, she muttered something but the class was laughing so loudly I couldn't hear her.
"sorryitwillneverhappenagain" I said quickly and rushed to my seat. A few seconds later, Blondie waltzed in like she owned the place. "Welcome to class" the teacher said.
Damn teacher, dam preps, this school protects them. The lesson went on as planned, boring as usual.
Finally class was over and I hurried out of the class room not looking where I was going and straight out the front door 'ahhh the end of the day finally, and I have still managed to keep my sanity'. I walked towards my favorite place in the world, the little forest in the back of the school.
As soon as I stepped through the trees my mind was free and at ease, I walked around whispering and talking to the trees, breathing in the air and smiling, yes I am a nature freak why do you ask?
All of a sudden the little forest didn't seem so little anymore 'I should be at the other side by now' I thought 'oh great I probably turned the wrong way and took my self sideways instead of straight through, fun'.
I tried to figure which way would be straight and decided to turn right 'this doesn't look right' I thought 'where did this come from' I bent down to touch a log at the side of the trail. 'This trail is a lot wider too and well...THAT DEFINATLY WAS NOT THERE BEFORE' my mind screamed as something leaped out of the bushes across from the log I was examining.
It charged at me and a swerved and ran in the opposite direction "NOT GOOD DEFINATLY NOT GOOD" I yelled at no one in particular.
I chanced a look over my shoulder, bad idea , big, bad and ugly was still behind me growling and swinging a metal thingy around.
Finally it cornered me up against a tree and I kicked out "score one for Cory" I said and jumped over him, for now defiantly it was a him, he grabbed my ankle and pulled me down and back up against the tree.
"Look" I laughed nervously "can't we talk about this, I mean killing isn't the answer...I hope" I gulped as he growled again, he swung I ducked "Whoa that was TO close for comfort there, eh not like being with you gives me warm bunny feelings or anything".
He swung again and I ducked.again "you know this is like an episode of Xena : warrior princess..only...you weren't in it" it swung hard and I duck and it started hacking at the tree letting at a ferocious howl. "not the talker I see" I said standing back up I tried to turn and run but he blocked me "yes? Did you want something or can I go?" he growled "I'll take that as a no".
And again with the swinging "oop" I dropped yet again to the ground "you know I'm really starting to dislike you" I said standing back up but having to drop again as he yet again tried to behead me.
He let out a roar and brought the sword down, I rolled over and started to run "here we go again, you have serious anger issues man."
I looked for a weapon to fend off my attacker with, but I saw nothing I could actually lift "BAH...ooh sticks; find a stick" I was still running scanning the ground with my eyes "AHA!" I yelled and triumphantly brandished a very small stick.
"Take that!" I said and threw the stick and it bounced off his head "no?" I asked "ok lets try something heavier, I picked up a small stone and threw it at him hitting him in the eye "HA two points for Cory Zero for the..thing" I danced around as he held his eye "MUAHAHA I fart in your general direction...oh shit" I took off running again.
Another one stepped out "there are more of you?" I sighed "man I thought some guy had a bad science experiment and accidentally let it loose..like Frankenstein" the both charged at me and I got out of the way in time for them to collide "your not made out of dead body parts are you?"
Two arrows came out of nowhere and took the two things down "what is the meaning of this" said a very formal voice behind me.
I turned around "who are you...nice dress" the man glared "this is no dress it is a robe and I am Elrond, lord of Rivendell" I looked up and saw pretty buildings and in the distance a waterfall "ooh multicolor" I said then shook my head "ok Lord.Elrond did you say? You have a very bad..thing infestation, I am Cory and where did you say I was?" I took a deep well needed breathe.
"These 'things' are Orcs and you are in Rivendell". He said folding his hands idly over his robes.
"Interesting" I murmured "Rivendell would be a French word right? How the hell did I manage to end up in France with out crossing any major oceans, well at least he isn't kill first ask questions later.that would suck." I reasoned.
Yes I talk to my self, oh don't act like you don't do it too.