The Adventures of Mini Skirt Man & Picture Lad! Episode 1
Narrator ): One fine day in a cave just out of Central Mini Skirt Man (MSM) and Picture Lad (PL) were playing a friendly game of Go Fish. MSM: Got any 3's?
PL: Go fish! N: When suddenly someone sent out the Mini Skirt Signal. (MSS)
Winry : Oh, somebody! Help! I can't find my screw driver!
N: MSM and PL fly down to save the day.
MSM: what seems to be the problem fine citizen?
PL: Oh my word! That light bulb needs changing!
N: MSM and PL heroically rush towards the light bulb but are stopped by the villainous…Dr. Palm Tree! (DPT)
DPT: With my mighty….evilness…I shall keep you from changing this light bulb of villainy!
W: But, my light bulb doesn't need changing! I just need help finding my screw driver!
PL: EGAHD MSM! She's delusional! MSM: I can save her! W: What? I don't need saving! I just need my screw driver!
MSM: Speak no, I will save you!
N: MSM flies W off to the nearest hospital, dropping her in the ER screaming her poor, blonde head off. He then returns by PL's side to fight off the evil DPT.
DPT: You ignorant morons! You can never defeat me! laughs maniacally
N: As DPT is distracted by the maniacal laughter, MSM and PL make their moves.
MSM: You will never get away with your unlighted light bulb of treachery! PL, Distract him!
N: PL bravely knocks DPT to the floor while MSM flies past to change the light bulb. He unscrews it heroically.
MSM: Yes! Now I have it! DIE Light Bulb!
N: MSM pounds the dreaded unlit light bulb to smithereens Only to find that he lost the light bulb of justice. He searches his pockets frantically but there is nothing. Luckily, PL was there to save the day. PL: MSM! I have the light bulb of justice!
N: PL proudly held up the savior of light bulbs as MSM quickly receives it, putting it into place, not realizing that DPT had
turned on the electricity with his heating and lighting powers. He burns his fingers and pulls away.
MSM: Ow! My finger!
DPT: see ya later, suckers!
N: DPT then runs away to control more light bulbs. While MSM stands flexing his mucels beside PL who is doing the same.
MSM/PL: That will be all, fine citizen! MSM and PL, AWAY!
N: The 2 of them fly off, until trouble rises again.
