Author's note: Ok, so I had an attempt at a story before, and uh, it didn't exactly work out. But I think this'll work. So in this story, a few of the characters will be OOC, and there'll be some OCs. And its an AU. Yep. This is a suckish author's note. I'm gonna stop saying stuff now so you can read. Oh! And there's gonna be a lot of uncensored swearing in this story. You've been warned. For now, its staying T rated, may change later.
Disclamer: I don't own any the Gallagher Girl series. It belongs to Ally Carter. I only own the idea of this FF and any OCs that may appear.
Trailer
For Zachary Goode, there are two types of people in the world:
People who love him-
"Oh. My. God. You're Zach Goode! Omigod! Can I get your autograph? I love your music!"
"That's me. Sure, and who's this going to?"
"Jessica, and oh my God, you're even hotter in person!"
"I know."
and people who will love him.
"Who are you again?"
"I'm Zach Goode - famous teen pop singer and American heartthrob? You may have heard of me?"
"…"
"Well, you will."
But Cameron Morgan doesn't plan on being either of those, even if her PR won't shut up about it.
"It's good for money. Honey, pictures of you and Zach will sell for thousands."
"I don't care about money. If you think I'm going to associate with Justin Bieber and Joe Jonas's lovechild, let alone pretend to be his girlfriend, you are sorely mistaken."
So…
Two worldwide sensations.
"Thanks for coming out, Italy! You guys rock!"
I hate this. I can't understand a word these people are screaming at me. They could be screaming, "You suck ass," and I wouldn't even know.
"Thank you, Russia! This is the best concert I've ever done. Peace out!"
And I thought Russian chicks were hot. These girls look like men…Men.
Can the music industry hold these two stars? Or will everything erupt in chaos?
"You know, it's been proven that sex is healthy for you."
"And I care, why?"
"If you really wanted to, we could both spend the nights getting healthier together."
"What?"
"What?"
"WHAT?"
"What?"
"...you're such a dick."
Only a tour will tell…
"WHAT? I HAVE TO DO A WHAT?"
"A tour, honey, with Zach."
"A tour? A tour? With the tweeny-bopper better named Zachary Montana?"
"I'm right here."
"Shut your auto-tuned mouth before I tear it off."
"I can't believe we have to do this."
"Just shut up, smile, and bring out the girl in you. What do I have do - send miners in there?"
"What do I have to do to make you shut up - take away your microphone?"
"Was that a reference to my alleged lip-syncing? That's not nice, Alt. rock."
"You're not nice."
"I'm Zachary Goode."
Of course, there'll be plenty of bumps along the way-
"Hey, since you don't like Zach, do you think he'd go out with me?"
"What?"
"That sounded a bit possessive."
"No it didn't."
"Yeah, it did."
"It did, Cammie."
"Zach!"
"PEOPLE magazine caught you hanging out with a French actor this morning."
"What, are you jealous or something?"
"Um, no. It's just… We have to act like we're together, and we can't do that if you're off hanging out with Je- Jere-"
"Jérémy."
"Him, and-"
"He makes far better music then you ever will, Goode."
"That hurts, right here."
"That's not your heart. That's your- oh, gross."
…that these two never anticipated.
"Kiss me."
"What? No!"
"There's a camera over there-"
"I'm not putting my mouth anywhere near yours."
"You seriously have to be this difficult?"
"I'm not being difficult, I'm being hygienic-"
"Cammie, I love you."
"What?"
"Wait…Ok, the paparazzi ate it up, and I'm pretty sure you did too."
-I'd Tell You I Love You, But Only For The Cameras-
We're two parties, two parties ending
What if you move? What if you hide? There's only so much you can miss before we both collide...
Ending AN: Ok, I have no idea why it isn't double spaced at the end. Oh well. So, I have a few things to say:
-If you haven't heard of Jeremy Kapone mentioned above, look up pictures of him. NOW.
-Half of the stuff in this chapter came from Kiwi (kiwiosity), and Caz, who are both beta-ing my story now. Thanks! SEB! That was for you guys.
-I hope I didn't offend any Justin Bieber or Joe Jonas fans. Sorry, but we're gonna have to make fun of some people in this story.
-At the end after the title, yeah, those are lyrics to a Kills song. I think its from "Last Day of Magic" Courtesy of Caz.
Review please! And I'll give you Jeremy! (Remember, look him up. NOW.) or uh, whoever your heart desires. hehe.