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I'm writing this for my younger cousin! Who kept nagging me to write Doctor who :L This is my first Doctor who Fic! Please Review I hope everyone enjoys is gonna be a collection of one-shots about Anya Song! There'll be some like short multi-chap stories in here too! Whatever happens really!

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"Damn it" I whisper under my breath, trying again to crack the lock on the 'secret' vault in a cave on Exurulliam II. I have exactly 3 minutes and 11 seconds until my bloody mother turns up and starts screaming at me for being Irresponsible and stuff.

"Yess" I whisper as the vault door swings open I walk inside and quickly shoot down the security camera's, I now have about2 minutes 50 seconds until my mother turns up and about 1 minute until the alarms start going off and security realise they have an intruder. I need to be quick.

I run through the vault, quickly cracking the security code on the next door like it was a child's puzzle.

There it is on a stand in the middle of the room, The Jupaxian Diamond. I quickly grab it off the stand and as I do the alarms sound so loud they nearly deafen me. I can hear guards charging down the corridor I quickly types some coordinates in my vortex Manipulator and I'm gone leaving behind an open vault, missing Diamond and no trace of the thief. Plus I've left in time to avoid my mother, she probably hasn't even realised I've left yet.

When I open my eyes I'm on earth around 2015. I'm in Leadworth, one of the most boring places in the universe! Before I can even think about leaving my gran charges out her house, flaming ginger hair flying out behind her. She looks mad.

"Anya Song where the hell have you been?" she asks

"On an adventure" I smile cheekily before walking past her and into the house I'm not in the mood for an argument right now, I'm 16 and I still get treated like a child.

"Come back!" I here gran shout as I walk in where I meet Granddad, he's sat at the table just staring at me as I storm into the room.

"Anya?" he questions and I instantly feel guilty my granddad is probably the only person in the universe that can make me feel this way.

"Sorry" I mutter as I sit down next to him throwing the diamond on the table.

"that's pretty" he comments and I smirk trying not to laugh at the fact he doesn't even bother to ask where I got it from, after all I take after my mother!

"Hmmm" I agree nodding "Was easy enough to get" I tell him "Really need to improve security on Exurulliam II."

"Sure thing" he agrees like he's been there, which I don't think he has but it's possible I spouse.

Then gran walks in head held high completely ignoring me and I can tell she's really pissed.

"Sorry" I say loudly across the room making a point to look at my granddad as I can tell he was just waiting for me to apologise to her.

"That's ok" gran smiles coming to sit next to me and examining the diamond.

"Wow this is beautiful Anya" she says

"Yeh" I agree "It's also incredibly expensive and will be very helpful in the future" I tell her smirking before I quickly pocketed the diamond.

"Your mum's on the way" she told me smiling when she saw me squirm and look unhappy.

"Can't I just use my Vortex Manipulator to go home?" I asked desperately

"You could" my nan agreed smirking "But your mum is absolutely fuming with you and wants to come here so she can tell you off"

"Great can't wait" I tell her sarcastically plastering on a false smile before heading upstairs to the spare room and trying to find a place to hide the diamond I took before my stupid mother gets here after a while I decide to hide it in a tiny box on top of the wardrobe, it's not a great hiding place and if my mother wants to find it I'm sure she will.

I only had to wait 5 minutes and 27 seconds (I counted) for my mother to appear. I heard the crackle of a vortex manipulator and when I looked out the window I saw my mother storming towards the back door of the house.

"ANYA DEMETRIA SONG GET DOWN HERE NOW" I hear my mother scream up the stairs I cringe before getting up and walking slowly downstairs.

"Mother?" I questioned as I walked into the dining room where she was pacing up and down, my grandparents were sat at the dining room table. Mum swivelled round to face me, absolutely fuming. She grabbed my arm and pulled me towards her.

"Where the hell have you been?" she demanded angrily

"Here" I answered trying not to smirk.

"Don't play innocent with me!" she screamed at me and started pacing again "What the hell were you playing at?"

"Oh Please" I dis-missed "I was bored and anyway you can't get all judgemental you've done way worse" I argued back

"Well this isn't about me Anya it's about you!" mum shouted

"Oh Whatever" I said before turning and heading towards the front door

"COME BACK HERE NOW!" mum shouted as I walked away. I heard granddad calming her down as I left and went for a walk through leadworth. It was a pretty bad idea to leave without my coat, it was raining and I was freezing plus there was nothing to do in leadworth so I was just walking round and round pointlessly waiting until I thought either mum would have calmed down or Dad would have arrived to sort it out. Dad always had to sort it out when me and mother fought as we had the worst fights ever, probably because we were both so cocky and similar we always waited for the other person to apologise first, we were both to proud.

As I predicted when I headed back to grans house there was a blue police box in the garden, I grinned running forward and going into the tardis. As soon as I went inside I felt instantly calmer and at home. I wandered through the tardis no one was in. they were all probably in gran's house waiting for me but I couldn't be bothered to go back now I was happy here.

I went up to my bedroom and settled in to the familiar room laying down on my bed I soon relaxed, I hadn't realised I was so tired. Soon I had fallen asleep.

A couple of Hours later the Doctor and River song came into the Tardis figuring Anya might be hiding away in here somewhere. River headed up to Anya's room and quietly opened the door as soon as she saw Anya curled up in bed all her anger from earlier disappeared; Anya looked so peaceful stretched out on top of her bed. She quickly left walking down to the console room, to explain to the doctor. That night as Anya slept River and the doctor went off for yet another fabulous adventure.

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