What's in the box?
Hey! It's Luna again! Today I'm gonna write a story about STEWIE! HURRAY! EVERYBODY LOVES STEWIE! Please attempt to imagine this in the tones of the characters - like in their voices. It's better that way. Just try to add their intonation to the words in your head.
At midnight, Stewie scurried into his parents room. He was carrying a lasergun- another of his crazy inventions. He jumped up onto Lois' bed, and aimed the lasergun at her head. "At last," he whispered. "I have you now, Lois!" At that exact moment, Peter gave a huge snort and rolled over, jiggling the whole bed. "BLAST!" Thud.. Stewie tumbled off the bed and fell to the floor with the usual suddenness you see on Family Guy. "Stupid fat man!" He cried.
"Oh, does Stewie need his mommy?" Said Lois, waking up.
"NO I DON'T NEED MY DAMN MOMMY! PUT ME DOWN!" Cried Stewie, struggling as Lois picked him up and carried him back to his crib and pulled up the walls. "BLAST!" He rolled over, sucking his thumb. "I'll get you next time…"
Stewie was in the kitchen waiting for Lois when she walked in and went in front of the refrigerator, then paused. Stewie yanked the string and the fridge fell on her. But she didn't die! So he grabbed his plunger bow, which he had loaded with evil spikey plungers, and shot them at her. She pulled them out, not even flinching. "NO! GOD NO! SHE'S INVINCIBLE!"
"Stewie? Stewie! Time to wake up, buddy!" Stewie opened his eyes to Peter standing over him. "Time for breakfast!"
Peter carried him downstairs and placed him in his highchair. Brian, Meg, Chris and Lois were already at the table. Wait a second - LOIS! He had forgotten her! He glared at her. He WOULD find a way to kill her! He would!
The doorbell rang. Lois got up to answer it and returned with a big box. "Look Stewie! It's for you!"
"For me? Oh my!'
Brian laughed. "Is it from your girlfriend, Stewie?"
Stewie gaped at him in shock for a moment. "No, it is NOT from my girlfriend, you brainless lummox! Now go away so I can open this!"
Stewie knew what it was. He had ordered it from the online products of - a site that hosted several of his own inventions. Every wondered why Stewie has the money for all of those inventions? Now you know.
He grinned evilly. "Soon, Lois and the fat man will be mine for the taking!"
Brian was the only person left in the room. He just stared at Stewie for a second. And Stewie stared at him.
Brian stared at Stewie.
Stewie stared at Brian.
Brian stared at Stewie.
Stewie threw his breakfast bowl at Brians' head, then grabbed his box and ran up the stairs to his room.
Heeheehee. What will happen next?
Tune in next time to find out!
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Luna