Hey, I have to do this. *Sniffles* Why cant I have them both though!!!!
Meyers: Because we wrote them.
J.K. Rowling: Yes, so don't ask for them.
Me: But I waaaannnnnnttttt them!!!!!
Both: Too Bad!
Me: Please.
J.K. Rowling: If you don't say it I'll take you're Root Beer!
Me: No! Not the Root Beer! I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight! Now give me my Root Beer!!!
Meyers: Good girl, here's you're Root Beer.
Chapter 1
Snape's POV
I sat at the head table, tapping my fingers impatiently. The new healer, Poppy's new partner, was sitting next to me. He was a leach, a vampire, and was annoying me. I was waiting for my fiancé, she was late, again. The new healer asked me, "How long have you taught here?"
"20 years." I gave Dumbledore a look that said, 'He'll be dead by morning, don't blame me.'
The doors swung open and in walked seven other vampires. The eldest woman walked over to the new healer and kissed him. Dumbledore introduced them. Finally dinner ended and still my fiancé hadn't shown up. I followed Dumbledore up to his office and he said, "I'm glad you all could be here."
One vampire, her name was Tanya, said, "It is our pleasure."
Dumbledore's office door swung open and in walked a black jaguar. She looked at the leaches, smirked and transformed to my fiancé, Isabella Swan. She said, "Sorry I'm late. I got slowed down in the rain."
The leaches were staring at her with wide eyes. One with bronze hair said, "Bella?"
She said, "I go by Izzy actually."
I rolled my eyes and said, "You could have walked here as a human Iz."
She rolled her eyes, walked over to me, said, "That would have made me take longer silly." She then kissed me.
The leaches gasped, all but Tanya. Once I pulled away I said, "Unless you need me I believe we will be going."
Dumbledore said, "You may go."
We walked out of the room and down to our quarters. Bella kissed me and said, "I'm gonna go to bed now."
I smiled and said, "I love you."
She kissed me, smiling, and said, "I love you too."