Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy The guy who has everything?
Look at this garage, treasures untold
How many wonders can one burrow hold?
Looking around here, you'd think
Sure, he's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got who's-its and what's-its galore
You want thing-a-mabobs?
I've got twenty
But who cares? No big deal. I want more
I wanna be where the muggles are
I wanna see, wanna see 'em wandless'
walkin' around on those
Whaddya call 'em? Oh, tredmills
Flippin' your wands, you get too far
Legs are required for jumpin', dancin'
Strollin' around in the
What's that word again? stroller
Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day on the computer!
Wanderin' free, wish I could be
Part of that muggle world
What would I give if I could live
Outta the wizarding world?
What would I pay to spend a day
Without a wand?
Betcha at muggle school they understand
Bet they don't use their mind
Bright young men, sick of apperating'
Ready to walk!
And ready to know what the muggles know Ask 'em my questions and get some answers Who's Cinderella , and why does she What's the word? Lose her shoe!
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love?
Love to explore that muggle world above
Out of the wizarding world, wish I could be
Part of that muggle world!