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Draco got run over by a bludger
Flying around the Quidditch Pitch Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as bludgers,
But as for me and Harry, we believe.
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He'd been showing too much ego,
And we were glad to see him go.
He forgot his flying lessons
And fell off of his broom into the snow.
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When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack,
He had bruises on his forehead
And incriminating footsteps down his back.
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Draco got run over by a bludger
Flying around the Quidditch Pitch Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as bludgers
But as for me and Harry, we believe.
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Now we are all so proud of Snape,
He's been taking this so well .
See him holed up in the dungeons,
Drinking ail and cursing Voldie straight to...Oh,
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Its not Christmas without Draco
All of Hogwart's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
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Draco got run over by a bludger
Flying around the Quidditch Pitch Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as bludgers
But as for me and Harry, we believe.
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Now the turkeys on the table
And the bird's too much to bear.
And a green and silver candle
That would have just matched the gel in Draco's hair.
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I've warned all the Quidditch players
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a broomstick
To he who meets with Voldie and hurts house elves.
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Draco got run over by a bludger
Flying around the Quidditch Pitch Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as bludgers
But as for me and Harry, we believe.