I sat in the back of the Asphalt Café, with an overly bipolar Cat sitting next to me. It was the Monday after Beck and I broke up and Cat was doing just as bad as I was. She was still her obnoxiously bubbly self, but whenever someone mentioned Beck's name, she flipped out and started screaming about how much of an ass he is for leaving me.

Guess I taught her well.

I knew sitting home and crying about Beck would get me nowhere so I had to find a way to make him take me back, and the only logical way to do that is to make him jealous.

"Cat, who should I go on a date with this weekend?" I asked, cocking my head to the side, and feeling stupid the minute I did it.

"Whoever says yes?" she guessed, ah poor naïve girl.

"Oh Cat, anyone I ask will say yes. I'm Jade West. I'm hot, cool, and more talented than anyone you'll ever know." I flipped my hair to add extra affect to my speech.

"Oh! I knew that!" she exclaimed, proud of herself. "Then you should ask Tyler!"

"Tyler Grant?" I asked, raising my eyebrows. Tyler Grant was a superbly hot senior that was every girls dream.

"Mhmmm." She nodded, smiling widely. "If you wanna make Beck jealous, you gotta get someone hot."

"True…" I trailed off. "You know what I'm gonna do it." I looked around the café for him, until I spotted him by the Grub truck. I pulled off my jacket, revealing a super tight, low cut tank top. I shook my hair out and moved my breasts around in my shirt to enhance my cleavage. When I was done I had huge boobs, barely there shorts, and borderline sex hair.

Perfect.

"Wish me luck, Cat." I whispered, getting up and heading over to the Grub truck.

He was next in line and he was texting on his phone when I approached him. He looked up when he saw I was standing next to him and his eyes nearly popped outta his head.

"Jade?" he asked, putting his phone in his pocket and struggling to keep his eyes off my boobs.

"Hey, Tyler." I smiled sexily.

"Uh, whatsup? H-How have you been?" he stuttered, and I smirked inwardly. Oh, yeah, I'm that hot.

"I'm doing good," I said seductively. "I was wondering something though…"

"Oh yeah? What's that?" I could practically see this boy sweating. Ha, loser.

"Well I was just wondering if you wanted to go out with me this weekend..." I leaned forward and pushed my boobs out, and put my hand on his shoulder. I swear his eyes almost rolled back into his head.

Damn, Jade take it easy on the boy.

I smiled, nah, this is too much fun.

"Sure, tha-that'd be c-cool." He stammered, and ran his fingers through his hair nervously.

Ouch, that one hurt. Beck used to do that all the time. I winced and felt my confidence shaking.

Brush it off Jade; you're doing this for Beck. Do it for Beck.

I smiled another sexy smile at the poor boy, before taking a few steps back "Call me," I called to him before turning around and walking back to Cat.

"Well?" she asked, bouncing up and down in her seat. I just smiled at her.

"Mission accomplished." I said proudly.

So not only do I get to make Beck jealous and hopefully get him back, I get to go on a date with a super hot guy.

Slap update? I think so.

Jade West:

I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT! I HOPE THIS DOESN'T MAKE BECK JEALOUS!

Mood: Truthful

Let's see how Beck likes this.

A/N: something random I came up with, review if you want me to continue.

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-LoveLikeYou'reNotBroken