Into: Seto Kaiba thought his life was a living hell. He felt like something was missing. That something was…Joey Wheeler?! Follow the story as the two enemies become sexy new lovers.

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'Two in One'

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Kaiba/Joey Fanfic

Yaoi 3 yewww!

Story created by: Fangirl69

Yu-Gi-Oh created by: Kazuki Takahashi

Chapter 1 – We are the same

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Hello dweeb. The names Seto Kaiba but I guess you already knew that, yes that's right, of course you've heard of me. I am the world's richest (not to mention bitchiest) person you will ever meet. Most people consider me lucky, others, well...let's just say, they think I'm a spoilt brat who has had everything handed to me. I personally think they are a bunch of jealous dipshits. I worked hard to be where I am today, not to mention all that torture Gozaburo put me through. Okay, so you might think you know me. But really, no one knows a damn thing about me and my life! Sure I may act like an insignificant prick sometimes...fine, most of the time. But that's only because everyone is a bunch of ignorant fools! But I don't need them, because I have everything I have ever wanted! Well...almost everything. To tell you the truth, all I ever wanted was for someone to love me...but hey, I guess that's asking for the impossible. It's okay though, I'm used to being alone. I know I have my little brother Mokuba, don't get me wrong, he means the world to me. But I feel like something is missing...something is not quite...

I looked up to hear the teacher yelling furiously. Great, thanks to her I just lost my train of thought, stupid bitch.

'Joey are you sleeping in class again!' she yelled.

'Uh...eh, what?' The blonde buffoon said still half asleep. The whole class laughed, except me of course.

Wheeler...I shivered. Go figure it'll be him. That's Joey Wheeler, the dumbest dog you will ever meet. My arch enemy. I hated him! He got on my last nerve. But in the end I think I was just jealous of him. Yes that's right, me, Seto Kaiba, jealous! HA! What? Surprised? I'm human too you know. I mean that bastard was always so darn happy, can't blame him though, he has lots of friends and a loving family. What's that you say? If I was nicer I would have friends too? I don't think I'm prepared to be a stupid, sissy, suck-up like some silly school girl! Geez, I'm not that desperate!

I guess I can't blame Wheeler for falling asleep. The teacher's lectures were as boring as bat shit! I'd rather watch paint dry. Why the hell am I even still going to school you wonder? I ask myself that same question. The only reason I'm at school is to make myself look good. After all how can a high school drop-out be the CEO of a huge company? That wouldn't look good to my employers. So it looks like I'll just have to sit here and wait for this god forsaken day to be over. I already knew all of this shit that bitch was saying. Gozaburo taught me it all when I was just young. I had vigorous study sessions with my private tutors, not to mention a beating if I got an answer wrong. The bastard put me through hell! But let me tell you, that was only the start of it. I still have nightmares about all the things that son-of-a-bitch has done to me! Now you can see why I'm so fucked in the head.

The bell rang loudly throughout the school. Thank fucking god. Now it's time to work until all hours into the night. Huh? What did you expect a CEO of a company to do? Just fool around and have tea parties? Didn't think so. Yeah I know, my life sucks. Now who were the people who thought I was lucky?

I walked outside to see my high-stretched limo already waiting for me. Yeah that's right, I'm a rich bitch. I smirked at the thought.

'What's your hurry, moneybags?' came a voice just as I was about to step into my limo. I already knew who it was.

'What does a stupid mutt like you want, Wheeler?' I proclaimed.

'Eh, nothing really' was the slow reply.

'Oh ok then!' I said sarcastically. 'Then will you kindly, fuck off.' I hopped into my limo and commanded the driver to leave.

At least Joey had the balls to talk to me. Most people, I just had to glare at them to make them back the fuck away. Almost everyone is scared of me. I guess it doesn't bother me that much. No one would ever want to get close to me anyways, or even make the effort to get to know me. But the again, it isn't like id let them. Maybe I should change my ways? 'HAHAHA!' I laughed aloud. As if THAT would ever happen! I saw the driver cringe after hearing my laugh. I'm so diabolically evil.

It only took four steps into my house before being attacked by a little black haired rascal. Mokuba hugged me tightly 'Welcome home, big brother!'

I smiled softly 'Thanks Mokuba'

Mokuba was the only person who I would let my guard down to, not to mention the only person I would ever smile to. I can't imagine what people would think if they saw the sweet, sensitive side to Seto Kaiba. They proberly thought every time I smiled, a puppy died. But that's obviously not true considering Wheeler was still alive. I sat down at my desk and sighed. Looks like its back to work. Fun.

i'That's right you little shit, your a worthless piece of trash that deserves to die!'

'Ahhhhg! No please stop, it hurts! It hurts...' I was being hit repeatedly.

'Just because I adopted you doesn't mean that your part of the family, who in there right mind would ever love you!'

I felt another hard hit across my face 'STOP IT GOZABURO!'/i

I woke up screaming, sweating all over. What the fuck? Oh, it was a nightmare. Nothing new. I had these nightmares often, almost every night in fact. I guess I fell asleep working again. But I didn't want to go back asleep for the horrors that awaited me. Instead I decided to go for a midnight stroll to clear my head. Fuck my life.

It was pitch black. Which I liked. I started walking down the street. That was when I heard noises. No, it was different. Someone was...crying? This intrigued me, who was it? Maybe I can go laugh at them. I smirked and hurried to see who it was. As I came closer I saw a figure lying before me. It was...

'Wheeler?' I was shocked. What was he doing here in the street, at 1am at night? And what on earth was wrong? I had never seen him cry before. I felt like a little boy on Christmas day.

He looked up at me and whimpered 'Fuck off Kaiba! I don't need you shit right now!'

That made me angry. I was about to bash the shit out of him until I realised someone had already did it for me.

'Haha, looks like they got you good Mutt!' I laughed. He was silent. I expected a smart-arse reply.

'So who did this to you?' I asked. He remained silent. I was starting to get pissed. I grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up.

'I asked you a question, worthless dog, now answer it!' I grinded my teeth. That was when he snapped...

'Back the Fuck off Kaiba! You have no fucking idea what I have been going through, not just today, but my whole fucking life! But I guess you wouldn't know, would you, you spoilt dickhead! You want to know who did this to me? Do you? Well ill tell you who it was, it was my fucking father, okay!'

I punched him in the face. How dare he talk to me like that. But then I realised his words. Whole life? Don't tell me his father did this often? It was just like me. He was the same. The same as me!

bWheeler was...the same as me./b

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Well that's it for Chapter One! I bet you guys must think I have turrets or something. Hahahahha XD But I was trying to get my head into Seto's way of thinking. I must admit it was fun.

And now a message from: Seto Kaiba. 'If you dweebs don't review my story, there will be no more chapters!'

Okay, I lied. Ill probably have the second chapter up by tonight, since I have nothing better to do. Plus I want to start getting to some action ;) After all this is yaoi. And what is yaoi without action? Yeah I know, you love it. Perverts! =P

XXX