Premise: Combine clichés typically found in other fandoms but lacking in the Twilight fandom. Stir gently until a decent fan fiction floats to the surface. Salt to taste.
Must contain:
The following must be present in the same fanfiction:
Slash
Imprinting in the case of the main pairing
Time Travel
One scene involving someone falling out of a tree
One scene involving someone being hit with frying pan
Rating:
T or higher
Word Count:
Minimum of 15,000 upon completion
Oneshots are applicable if they meet the word count requirement.