Once again, my funny brain has delved into the weirdest corners of the singing world. This little ditty is a recipe/poem/song for Snake and Spider stew. Please don't actually try to make this recipe. No good will come of it. It doesn't have a backing track or anything but if someone makes one up I will be impressed :) This is also the first fanfic where Lock, SHock or Barrel aren't mentioned. Apart from there. Anyway, its time for...

Snake and Spider Stew song!

Now my little pretties, would you like something to eat?

'Cos I've got something better than your normal mortal treats!

Possibly the sickest recipe in the whole world

A delightful brew for all, guaranteed to make you hurl!

A soup you'll find disgusting, hideous and gross

Its snake and spider stew! (Serves three people at the most)

First find five fat spiders

And put them in a can

Then add a pinch of slime

So it doesn't taste too bland

Stir the spiders round and round

Until they're tight with fear

Then plop them in your cauldron

So the can is now all clear

The next thing now you must collect

Is 3 long, slithering snakes

You must be slow, and look below

The rocks beneath the lake

The funny orange patterned ones

That sneer and hiss and spit

And fire our broth, and dust them off

To get rid of any grit

Now then you must heat up the pot

And leave it for a day

The snakes and spiders will cook well

(Unless they all escape)

And after that, then catch a rat

And boil it 'till its dead

Then skin it till it's just a shell

(But don't forget the head)

And finally, just throw it in (and maybe add more slime)

Keep it hot until it rots

And then you'll be just fine

Serve it in a giant bowl

Pour in our lovely brew

And that's how, girls and gentlemen,

You make snake and spider stew!

(Thank you for listening! Also a personal shout out to Subuku no Jess, who was my first ever(!) reviewer! Cheers!)