It was 2:AM, Lawl had just gotten done moderating the chat for Direboars Stream. He went to
Bezerkers house by means of his new Lamborghini that he got by dropping out of college. As soon as he got into Bezerkers house, Bezerker welcomed him. "Hey Lawl, how are you doing?" Lawl replied with: "Not really feeling too hot, sorry. I just, had a really hard time moderating. I just want to relax."

After hearing this, Bezerker had a face of assurance. "Don't worry Lawl, it'll be fine. And I know just
the way to make you feel better~" Lawl's face then blushed a deep red. "O-Oh...Chrissy-Sama...A-Are you going to give me a Kissy?" Bezerker, after hearing Lawl's flustered words, proceeded to gain a sly, devilish smile. "Oh, it's gonna be something even better than that, trust me~" Bezerker then led Lawl into his bedroom. Bezerker then reached into a drawer and pulled out...A Gamecube Controller.

As it turns out, that, "Something better" was just a friendly, non-romantic play session of some multiplayer Gamecube Games. They had a good time. But there was one person who had been watching them the whole time. It was Regaulity! He had been secretly watching them through Regaulity means, and he thought the obvious thing was going to happen, and thus brought a camcorder with him. He figured if some steamy romance happened, he could record it and use it as a tool to have the two say embarrassing things or else he would release the footage. To satisfy his shitposting needs, of course. But, after seeing that no such thing would happen, he left the scene. Looking Sad and Dissapointed.

End Of Chapter 1. Chapter 2 Coming: Never.