A/N: …I really need to stop writing fanfic at 1:30AM. I don't even know where this came from. I put this in under T, but it is about the Angry Marines, so…there's a metric boatload of swearing. To make up for it, go look at a kitty now.
FUTURECAM IS WAITING_
You done? Good. Enjoy your 200-ish words of rage a week.
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ANGRY MARINES
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE, FUCKNUGGET.
The chaos lord laughed as the world burned around him.
"YES! LET THE GALAXY BURN!" He cackled. A power armored hand tapped his shoulder, causing him to turn around.
"Who the frak are you supposed to be?"
A blue fist smashed the lord's skull in. The Ultramarine captain stood victorious atop of him.
"ANOTHER GLORIOUS VICTORY FOR THE ULTRAMARINES!" He roared, the few dozen Ultramarines cheering too. Across the battlefield, the millions of Imperial Guard soldiers stood there in disbelief.
"Frakers." One of them muttered.
"Yeah…wait, weren't there more Space Marines? In, like, yellow?" A random female soldier asked in confusion. Their commissar frowned.
"No, I don't remember anything about Imperial Fists here-"
"WHAT IS THIS FUCKING SHIT?" A roar came out. The commissar turned around, and came face-to-chest with several hundred pounds of yellow ceramite-clad fury. "ARE THOSE FUCKING SMURFS TAKING ALL THE FUCKING CREDIT AGAIN?"
"Yes." The female soldier said. "Yes they are."
There was a brief pause as the three Space Marines looked at each other, their visors somehow twitching. Nodding, they agreed on the same course of action.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
The ultramarine captain turned around from his self-congratulating comrades, when a yellow fist sent him flying into orbit.
"-UUUUCK YOU!" The Angry Marine sergeant roared. "FUCK YOU IN YOUR SHITHOLE, FAGGOTY SMURFS!"
The remaining ultramarines were smashed apart by the Angry Marines, their own comrades used as additional close combat weapons. Wincing, the female soldier turned to the commissar.
"Commissar, who are they?"
"They…are the Angry Marines." The commissar said in awe. "And they shall know no calm."
"GOT THAT MUCH RIGHT, FUCKERS!"