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It was a peaceful day at the smurf village, nothing out of the oridnary. Papa Smurf was going about to check the smurfs awhile they work, then something caught his eye up at the sky. A plane shot by and three smurfs parachuted down from the sky and landed in the village center, as they took off their parachutes the look at them seem frightening.
The smurfs had bright red skin instead of sky blue, they were wearing brown pants, a brown jacket, and instead of a smurf hat they wore brown ushankas. On the ushankas, there were hammer and sickles on the front of it. The smurfs were armed with AK 47s, loaded with safety turned on. The sight of them draws attention as they surrounded Papa Smurf.
"And who are you?" asked Papa Smurf.
"We're Red Smurfs, we're here for something." said the one in the middle, "You have an Oil Reservoir underneath your smurf village, it is so deep that you can't detect it but we managed to find it. We're here to stake the claim over you blue people."
Suddenly, the two other red smurfs lunged forward and grabbed Papa Smurf and beat him to a pulp. Fellow smurfs began to gather and tried to intervene but the red smurfs kept them at bay with AK 47s and fired warning shots into the sky, this attracted unwanted attention. The two red smurfs had Papa Smurf pinned to his knees as the third point the AK 47 at him, "So, what's it going to be?" asked the red smurf, "Your land, or your life?"
Before Papa Smurf could respond, a blunt object came out of nowhere and whacked the red smurf in the head. Knocking him out cold. As the red smurf collapsed onto the ground, Chernov came in with his AK 47.
Chernov was a green smurf with both human and smurf DNA, he stood 4 apples tall and wears a camouflaged jacket, pants, and smurf hat. The red smurfs soon let go of Papa Smurf and stuck their hands up in the air as Chernov kicks the third red smurf's AK 47 into the smurf crowd, "Only I get to handle the old timer, not you!" he warned as he turns off the safety of his weapon, "Now do I want to do this the easy way, or the hard way?"
The red smurfs looked at each other and then spot and opening through the crowd, they made a run for it but Chernov shot the two red smurfs in the legs crippling them causing the smurfs to gasp. As they screamed, he disarmed them from their AK 47s and tossed them into the smurf crowd. "Tie the three up, I'll deal with them later." ordered Chernov as he lends a hand to Papa Smurf, "You're okay old timer?"
"Yeah, I'm fine," he said as he get's back up onto his feet.
The injured red smurfs were treated for their wounds and then tied up, the knocked out one was also tied as well and were placed together tied up to a pole. "So what happened old timer?" asked Chernov.
"They came and claimed they're going to stake a claim on the village because of this... oil." said Papa Smurf.
"Petroleum," said Chernov, "They must be from a highly advanced civilization, I'm going to talk to them to see what else they know."
"Be careful Chernov," said Papa Smurf.
"I already shot them and I won't hesitate to kill them," said Chernov before leaving.
He approached the three red smurfs and looked and circled them, once and then twice. "Okay, where are you from?" asked Chernov.
"We're Soviet Smurfs," said a red smurf, "But you can either call us Red Smurfs or just Reds, we're here looking for resources in le Pays maudit and happened to find this Smurf Village underneath the largest oil deposit in the land."
"For some reason, this feels like that movie called Avatar," said Chernov, "This is a communist society here so why not make up some sort of agreement?"
"That's what some of us thought, but our leader wants them destroyed." said the red smurf, "We're at war upon you but we weren't anticipating a... green smurf."
"I'm not a real smurf," said Chernov, "By blood, I'm a genetically engineered human smurf hybrid and I don't give a damn on oil."
"Wait, you said you're half human?" asked the red smurf worridly.
"Yeah, why?" he asked.
The red smurfs looked at each other and began to squirm violently, realized they're frightened Chernov tried to use that fear to his advantage. "So why do you attack the smurf leader?" he asked, pointing his AK 47 closer to the red smurf's face.
"We think they were easy pickings since they have no form of defense," he said, "We thought we could just walk right in and blow it up... oops."
Chernov then pulls out sticks of TNT bound together with duck tape, "Are these the explosives you're talking about?" he asked.
"Oh sh#t, we're screwed comrades." said the red smurf.
"Oh sh#t is right," said Chernov as he tucks the TNT back into his coat and re-aims his rifle, "If more of your comrades come over here, the first thing they'll see would be you since the color red catches people's attention these days."
Chernov then smells the air, and picked up something. "I think your comrades are already here," he whispered, "Sniper."
He aims his AK 47 into the woods and fired a single round, he heard the sound of glass breaking and someone screaming, it wasn't long before Chernov ran into the woods to investigate. He saw a Sniper Rifle, a bolt action type with a scope. The scope was shot out by his bullet, but it didn't travel through all the way. Nearby, he saw a red smurf running off.
Chernov aims his AK once more and fired two more shots, once he hears screams he marched over there and saw a red smurf disguised as a smurfberry bush. He saw blood running down the red smurf's legs and torso and realized that he's injured, Chernov grabbed the smurf by his collar and dragged him back to the smurf village with the sniper rifle in hand.
The smurfs gathered around as he saw Chernov dragged in the bleeding red smurf, "This is a game of Command & Conquer people!" he announced, "And boy we're stuck in it, war has been declared upon us by the red smurfs right here. A sniper caught by the enemy is always shot and killed."
Chernov let's go of the red smurf and shot him in the head, killing him. The smurfs were silent, with the look of horror in their faces. Then Chernov turns and looks at the three red smurfs and said coldly, "If either one of you tries to escape, all three of you will be next regardless."
"Who are you Hybrid?" asked the smurf as he tries his best not to literally crap his pants.
"Chernov Reznov," answers Chernov.
"Reznov?" muttered the red smurf, "By god, are you from The Nuclear Family."
"Direct descendent," said Chernov, "No need calling daddy for this job, cause that will ruin all the fun and man I hadn't shot at things for awhile."
Chernov then grabbed the sniper's corpse and drags it out of sight, everyone watched as he climbs up on a tree and then onto a branch and tied a rope onto the branch then hanged the sniper's body from it. "Why do I have to be in these Smurf stories," thought Chernov, breaking the forth wall.
He then climbs down off of the tree then returns to the village center, "Every time you see hangman," he announces, "Remember that we're at war, Command & Conquer I'll tell you!"
"Oh that term is used a lot by the red smurfs," said a red smurf.
"Until your buddies arrive to see for themselves, all of you will be hostages and will remain tied to that post," said Chernov, "If you break your bonds or trick a smurf in doing it for you, then I'll shoot you if you escape or not."
Before Chernov leaves, one of the red smurfs finally asked, "Why do you have guns and the smurfs don't?"
Chernov turns around and simply said, "Papa Smurf, the old timer you beat up, doesn't want them acting human. But in some cases, if I say they act human they will. Creatures bearing human form, such as smurfs, are benevolent, caring, mean spirited, and destructive. Enough said."
The crowd departs as Chernov walks away, leaving the smurfs to stare at their dead comrade for the rest of their day uncertain about their future from that point on.
TO BE CONTINUED...