1. Surprise!

"Holy fucking shit."

A silver-haired man sat on his couch, sipping some water and absently flicking through the channels on his flat-screen television, when he realized he was in the pay-per-view section of the channels. He sighed and considered his options. He lived alone and payed all of his bills, so no one would know if he watched any of these. Scratching his chin in thought, the man stared down at his crotch inquisitively.

"You up for it, buddy?" As soon as the words left his mouth, he felt like possibly the stupidest creature in existence. He'd just talked to his dick. Jesus fucking Christ. He shook his head, soft silver strands whipping against pale skin, and trained his aquamarine eyes back to the TV screen. With a sigh, he figured, eh, what the hell, and scrolled through the movies. The majority of them were ridiculous; with titles like Big Black Booty and 2 horny and wet lezbos, it was a wonder anyone watched these things, and he was just about to give up on his search when one caught his eyes. The Keymaster was certainly a pleasant change from the blunt and disgusting words plastered on his screen and he clicked on it, not bothering to read the description. He could do with some mystery in his life.

There was still a few minutes before The Keymaster started, so the man got up and stretched, itching his balls idly as he wandered into his expansive kitchen and grabbed a bag of chocolate-coated pretzels. Armed with his salty and sweet combination snack, he made his way back to sit in front of the excessively large screen and popped a pretzel into his mouth, sucking the chocolate off layer by layer. The movie previously playing ended with a zoom-out on a sated redhead man laying on the bed, no one else to be seen, and the man lamented slightly at having missed that one. The guy was hot, what could he say?

There was an intro screen, just displaying the title of the movie on a cheesy background, and the man snorted, shoving more pretzels in his mouth. Suddenly the setting was something that looked like a castle? The man wasn't quite sure what it was, as a man walked into the frame in a leather coat. The hood was pulled up so his face was covered, but the man's muscular build was easily shown underneath the tight leather, and the man realized that there were most certainly no clothes under it. Kinky. He could dig that.

The man spoke, asking for someone and then another well-built man was standing next to him and yeah, he dig two macho guys fucking each other. "Where is he? The keymaster?" The tallest one spoke and his voice was deep and gruff, like the sound of gravel crunching under feet and the man watching ate another pretzel slowly, feeling like this one was the right movie to pick. He kind of hoped another macho man came in and they all fucked each other.

"Sky!" The slightly shorter one's voice was even lower and he briefly wondered how that was even possible before a short figure was sliding into the frame, head lowered and head up. This guys was small but just as buff beneath his leather jacket and the man was beginning to think he had a thing for muscles.

"Yeah?" The smaller guy's voice rang a few bells in his head and he set his pretzels down, watching and listening intently as the two bigger guys on screen explained exactly what they had needed 'Sky' for. It was some half-baked shit that no one would buy for a second, but this was porn, and it was surprising just how convincing the rest of the film was. The backdrop was dark and ominous, very regal looking and the small man looked tiny compared to the vaulting ceilings surrounding him. Muscles shifted under the skin-tight leather as the large man moved to grab something off-screen and the camera turned to follow his movements. The shorter man had yet to speak again or take off his hood, and the man watching grumbled under his breath, retrieving the pretzels and viciously sucking it between his already chocolate-stained lips.

The largest man had grabbed what appeared to be a vibrator and said something along the lines of "To unlock the heart we need you. You are the key, Sky" but that really didn't explain why the hell he was holding a vibrator in his meaty hands, did it? Shaking his head, the man perched on the couch watched with an interested mind and cock as the largest and second-largest men undressed, rippling muscles and bare skin revealed for his eyes to feast on. The smaller one remained clothed, silent and hidden, as the two men stood in skin-tight boxers and odd hair-colors, although one was similar to his own and it was kind of freaking him out.

"Sky." The command was obvious and unsaid at the same time, and the man on the couch watched in intimidation, dick twitching in his jeans at the prospect of this smaller man being revealed and fucked thoroughly by two, much larger men. 'Sky' nodded and reached small hands up to slide the hood back and the man promptly choked on his spit as his best friend stared at him from the TV, slowly pulling the zipper of his leather coat down. The man made sure to record the rest of the movie but kept it paused with half of a small, well-muscled chest bared, pink nipples hardening and oh-so tempting.

The man smirked, after he got over his initial shock, and grabbed his phone, dialing a number and listening to it ring impatiently. It only took a few seconds for the person to pick up, and he was greeted with a sugar sweet voice.

"Riku! What's up?"

Riku smirked devilishly, eyes glued to the screen of his television. "Hey, Sora. You wouldn't believe what I'm watching right now…"