Bow Ties Are Cool
A Tribute to Matt Smith
They're fun and they're small.
You will have a ball.
It's something you can deck
And wear around your neck.
And they're in season this fall.
Bow ties are cool.
So wear them to school.
It's something that you wear
and you don't care
and that's why bow ties are cool.
It's tied really tight.
You've got to fix it just right.
You will want more
and it can't get slammed in car doors
It's perfect for the night.
Bow ties are cool.
So wear them to school.
It's something that you wear
and you don't care
and that's why bow ties are cool.
It ties and it bends.
Don't listen to your friends.
They don't mean what they say
When they think that it's gay.
This fashion trend never ends.
Fezzes and Stetsons are cool, too.
They will be loads of fun.
But you better watch out
For River Song's gun.
Bow ties are cool.
So wear them to school.
It's something that you wear
and you don't care.
and that's why bow ties are cool.