Okay, so this is my first Harry Potter fan fic, so go easy on me… I have always been slightly fascinated by the Hogwarts Sorting Hat, so I thought a story about it would be good.
I am the Hogwarts Sorting Hat. All I really do is sit in the head master's office. Haven't you ever wondered what I've seen and heard in there? Well, whether you're curious about that or not, I thought I'd write a tell-all book on what I've seen.
Chapter One: Snape's First Kiss
It was a cold night during the war. Professor Snape, who was the new headmaster, was pacing back and forth, occasionally looking at the door as if he was waiting for someone. Then suddenly the door burst open and in walked Pansy Parkinson.
"Professor Snape!" She screamed and hurried into the room.
"What is it Pansy?" so this is who he was waiting for… weird…
"It's that Weasley.She's at it again!"
"Well, well, well. What has she done now?"
"That army! They are forming up again!"
"Well, I'm not surprised, she did hang around with Potter. Punishment will be enforced." I always liked the Weasleys and Potter, they were good kids.
Pansy moved closer to Snape and he tensed up.
"Professor, that is such a good idea." She gushed. "You are the smartest headmaster this school as ever seen."
"Well, Miss Parkinson, you are the smartest witch at this school, not to mention the most attractive." He moved closer to her.
"What about that Lily Potter?" Pansy asked.
"That was a long time ago; I think I've moved on Miss Parkinson."
"Please Professor, call me Pansy." She put her arms around his neck and looked into his eyes.
"Well Pansy, what about you and Draco?"
"Malfoy? We are old news."
"Well, in that case, call me Severus." He put his hands on her waste.
"Okay Severus." She said seductively.
"Pansy, can you believe I never had my first kiss?"
"Well, I can fix that." She said and leaned in to kiss him. They kissed for a long time and I wished someone would turn me around so I didn't have to watch.
They broke apart and Pansy left the headmaster's office saying something about seeing him tomorrow. Once the door was shut and Pansy was out of hearing, Snape let out a loud "YES!"
He started dancing around his office singing "I kissed Pansy, I kissed Pansy. Take that Malfoy!" To be honest, his singing and dancing needed some work. Still singing his song, he started jumping up and down and doing what I think was supposed to be a cartwheel. Some things are not meant to be seen… or done at all…
Future chapters will be coming if you want. Review and tell me what you think!