A Zelda Meeting



ONE SUNNY DAY IN HYRULE, LINK, ZELDA, GANON, ETC., ALL MET IN LON LON RANCH FOR A MEETING OF WHAT THEIR NEXT GAME WOULD BE LIKE AND ABOUT. ONCE EVERYONE WAS ASSEMBLED, RAURU SPOKE UP AND SAID, "NOW YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE ALL HERE; IT'S TO DISCUSS MY NEXT GAME."

" HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NEXT GAME?" SAID ZELDA, "IT'S ALWAYS MY GAME."

"OH SHUT UP ZELDA, YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THE NEXT GAME" SAID LINK. "YOU'RE always IN THE WAY. BESIDES, IF YOU'RE SO POWERFUL, WHY DID I HAVE TO SAVE HYRULE in the ocarina of

TIME?"

"YEAH," SAID GANON, "IT WAS WAY TOo EASY TO CAPTURE YOU FROM THE TEMPLE OF TIME! I MEAN, BEING SO POWERFUL I WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE A LOT HARDER TO CAPTURE YOU"

"YEAH, AND WHY DID I HAVE TO BE SWALLOWED BY A HUGE FISH?! I MEAN, IT WAS TERRIBLE! IT WAS SMELLY, SQUISHY, AND DARK IN THERE." SAID RUTO.

"IT WASN'T DARK IN THERE. IN FACT IT WAS PRETTY BRIGHT FOR A FISH'S BELLY." SAID LINK, "BUT OH BOY, DID IT EVER STINK! I'M Surprised I DIDN'T PASS OUT FROM THE SMELL. I THINK WE SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY MORE SMELLY FISH IN THE REST OF THE GAMES."

"OH STOP YOUR COMPLAINING!" SAID GANON. "EASY FOR YOU TO SAY YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GO IN SIDE A SMELLY FISH" SAID RuTO. "AHEM," SAID KaEPORA GAeBORA, "NOW, GETTING BACK TO THE GAME- I THINK IT SHOULD BE ABOUT ME. I MEAN, IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO HAVE A GAME STARRING EVERY ONE'S FAVORITE OWL."

"SHUT UP." SAID MALON AS SHE Delivered a KNOCK OUT PUNCH STRAIGHT TO KaEPORA GAeBORA's FACE. "YOU SURE DO PACK A PUNCH FOR SUCH A SQUIRT." SAID LINK. "DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SQUIRT?" SAID MALON AS SHE Delivered ANOTHER KNOCK OUT PUNCH; THIS TIME TOWARD LINK. QUICKLY, LINK grabbed HIS SHIELD AND BLOCKED THE PUNCH, THEN MALON RAN AROUND THE ROOM CRYING ABOUT HOW BAD HER HAND HURT. "ANY WAY," SAID RauRU, "MY GAME SHOULD BE ABOUT HOW I DEVELOP MY SUPERIOR SKILLS AND THE ABILITY TO SET ANY THING THAT I LOOK AT HARD ENOUGH ON FIRE."

"YOUR GETTING WAY TOO ANNOYING, YA BIG, FAT OAF, and it's not your game for the last time!" LINK SAID AS HE GRABBED RAURU; AND USING THE GOLDEN GAUNTLETS, HE HURLED HIM TOWARDS THE LOST WOODS AS RAURU SAID, "I AM NOT FaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaT."

"WELL THAT TAKES CARE OF HIM." SAID LINK. "NOW, ABOUT THE GAME..."

"I'M BaaaaaaaaaCK!" SAID KAEPORA GAEBORA, as he stood up looking a bit dizzy. "your worse than RAURU!" Zelda said while using her magic reserves to banish KAEPORA GAEBORA into the void between worlds. "thank god he's gone!" said GANON. "I'm getting hungry." link said. "all this talking and fighting is making me hungry."

"me too." GANON said. " me three." said RUTO. "what's for lunch?" "I think it's fried cucoo." Malon said. "all right then, let's eat." GANON said. Once every one was done with their lunch, RUTO decided to challenge link to an arm wrestling match. naturally, RUTO lost. then, MALON challenged link. she lost, too. after that, link and Zelda arm wrestled. she lost, too. then, finally, GANON and link went up against each other. their hands stayed in the same spot for a while, then the odds started to tilt in link's favor. and when he almost had GANON pinned, their hands flew in the opposite direction, and hit the table. GANON won. Then link yelled out, "cheater! you can't use the Triforce of power to win at an arm wrestling match!!!!!!"

"Aw stop your blubberin', I won fair and square!" GANON said.

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"all right you two, break it up! now listen, we don't have any more time left for the meeting, and since everything went so badly, we're not gonna reschedule the meeting. all we're gonna do is cancel it and leave the entire thing up to miyamoto, ok?"

"Ok." LINK SAID.

"ok." GANON said.

"alright meeting adjourned." Zelda said.

The end