Title: Guess Who
Author: Trowa B
Rating: FRA
Notes: Written for amara_m over at comment_fic
Summary: Can you guess who it is yet?
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Steve resists the urge to roll his eyes as he takes in the sight before him. All three of the triplets are dressed in jeans and Chris' button down shirts. All three of them were wearing near-identical smirks.
"So," one drawled, "Can you guess which one's which?"
Steve sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose and asking whatever was out there why they only ever tried to pull this crap on him. "Guys..." he began then gave up as the laughter started.
He dropped into a seat and waited until silence fell before starting again. "Eliot," he snapped. "Put your damned glasses back on before you give yourself a permanent squint. Lindsey, you need to bulk up a bit more before trying to impersonate either of these assholes and Chris? I hope you like the couch, because that's where you're sleeping tonight. Now give me the tequila bottle."