Nothing is what I own.
The wind rushed past my ears, deafening me.
Damn you Joker! If I don't live through this I hope Catwoman kicks your ass.
And to think, we were so close to getting back home. Back to my Gameslave, Bloaty's, and my normal life. When he had to go and shot that damn gun. He wasn't even aiming for me either! He was aiming for Zim! So I pushed Zim out of the way, so what I wasn't that close! And I'm in purple not green.
I gave my rant to cover my fear. I rather die pissed off than scared.
As the ground neared, I wondered.
Does it hurt to die?
I walked toward Zims house as I grumbled DOOM on Dib.
He was late to dinner, so I had to get him again.
I kicked open Zim's door, ignoring the gnomes trying to shot at me.
I walked toward the toilet that goes down into his base. Ugh. I hated that thing.
I went down on to the main base floor.
There was Dib.
In the clutches of Gir.
I stomped toward them; Dib was yelling at Zim and using more colorful words then 'You alien scum.' Zim was yelling back at him from beside a large portal thingy. Gir was singing about tacos from the top of Dibs head.
I strode over to them. Dib had begun to chase Zim around the portal thing.
I placed myself in front of it and waited.
Zim came upon me first. He slide to a stop inches from my face if he had a nose his and mine would be touching. He blushed, his green cheeks going red.
Then Dib ran into him launching all of us through the portal.
That stuuupid Dib-stink!
He comes and turns on ZIM's dimensional portal!
Then he manages to push ZIM, himself and the Dib-sister through it!
As we all fell threw the air over a city ZIM glared at Dib.
"YOU HUMAN! You have cursed us with your stupidity!"
"Dib if we live through this I will DOOM you!" said the Dib-sister.
Dib grinned manically and fearfully. "I guess I just won't hope that we both live just one of us!"
Gir (Who was now on top of Zims head) started to yell his undying love of tacos.
As they started to increase in speed they spread apart from one another.
As ZIM watched his death come closer he had a strange thought pop into his head.
'I hope the Dib-sister lives through this.'
As I watched Gaz fall away I hoped with all of my known world that she would live, and be unharmed.
I had brother instincts, and they run very deep.
I decided to concentrate on my own fall. If I didn't live then I wouldn't be able to find Gaz when she does.
I knew that she would live.
Me? Not so much.
So I did the only thing any brave, smart, and hansom paranormal investigator would do.
I screamed like a girl that wasn't Gaz.
