Okay I'm putting this in both the Ouran High School Host Club section and the Harry Potter section. I figured that way I have more of a chance at getting reviewers. This is a crossover fic, and for those who don't know, OHSHC, is an anime. It's pretty off-the-wall and very funny, though it's hard to explain. There are parts in that commentate, but that's the style of the anime and manga. I'll introduce characters as well.
The Announcement of the Host Club's Trip to England
"Attention everyone!" A blonde teenage boy with sparkling violet eyes announced with authority. "It has been decided that the Host Club will participate in the visiting program with the magical school in England!" He was standing with his feet shoulder width apart and was waiting expectantly for everyone's acknowledgement.
( Souh Tamaki, President and King of the Host Club, Class 2-A (16) )
Which he didn't get.
"Hey!" Tamaki said, loosing his prince-like attitude for a moment as he addressed the other six occupants of the room.
""No way."" Two voices said as one. Two red headed twins, with identical, indifferent expressions on their faces, were seated on one of the expensive sofas in the Third Music Room.
( Hitachiin Hikaru & Kaoru, Class 1-A (15) )
Tamaki glared at the 'doppelgangers' with a red anger mark already forming on his head, but before he could say anything, a calm voice came from the other end of the room.
At a small table a boy about Tamaki's age with dark hair and glasses was busy typing at his laptop. "This program is meant to span the entire year, in that time the Host Club would have to be closed."
( Ohtori Kyouya, Vice-President of the Host Club, Class 2-A (16) )
The boy looked over at Tamaki and said calmly, "The funds we would lose would be considerable, not that I'll mention…" Kyouya pushed up his glasses so that his smiling eyes could be seen, "The slump your extravagant themes have already lead us into."
( Grin )
( Also known as the Shadow King )
Tamaki frowned and looked as if he was going to give an on-the-spot retort, when a childish voice piped in from across the room,
"I need to stay here, to eat all the cake!" The person this new voice came from, looked to be around 7 years old (or even younger) and was eating unhealthy amounts of cake at another table. He had bright blonde hair and big brown eyes that closed in delight while he ate another bite of cake; pink flowers danced around him.
( Haninozuka Mitsukuni (Honey), Veteran Student, Class 3-A (17) )
"Hn." The boy who said this seemed to be Honey's polar opposite. The boy was very tall, and had a serious face, with short black hair and grey eyes. He was sitting next to Honey at the cake table.
( Morinozuka Takashi (Mori), Veteran Student, Class 1-A (17) )
""See, tono?"" The twins spoke together again, ""No one's going.""
Tamaki seemed taken aback, so he went for his last option, "HARUHI?"
The last person that occupied this room has short dark brown hair and large expressive brown eyes. Haruhi looked at the Host King with an exasperated expression.
( Fujioka Haruhi, Ouran Special Scholarship Student, Class 1-A (15) )
Tamaki ran up to the last host, with a plead in his eyes. Unfortunately that didn't come across to Haruhi, "Isn't that too bothersome?"
Tamaki literally lost all color.
( Not the answer he was looking for. )
The blonde took refuge in the far corner of the room, with his knees up to his chest, and a dark shadow over him.
"What's wrong, tono?" One twin asked leaning back against the sofa.
"You didn't think we'd go along with ALL of your stupid, half-baked plans, did you?" The other twin mirrored his brothers motion.
Tamaki twitched, then slumped even more. The twins snickered.
( Part of the 'Kick Tamaki While He's Down' Group )
""Besides, tono, Haruhi doesn't have a passport. Were you planning on leaving Haruhi behind?"" The two continued to taunt the King. ""What an inconsiderate person.""
"Oh, yeah! Haru-chan doesn't have a passport!" The unusually tiny high school senior chimed in. He had left the cake table to take a seat next to the host in discussion. "Haru-chan, does that mean you've never been to England?"
It was as if time had stopped. Tamaki had left his corner to come and stare seriously at the brown haired host, and the twins had similar expressions of attention. Kyouya had stopped typing on his laptop to listen and Mori stood close by as well.
"Well, no, I haven't." Haruhi said plainly, not noticing or caring about everyone's stares.
Then time started again.
"Aha! You see? This is a necessary experience for Haruhi!" Tamaki regained his princly stance, and pointed dramatically at the indifferent host. "For a Commoner, a trio like this will be a wonderful experience!"
( Tamaki's Mind Theater )
Haruhi was looking around the historic buildings, with obvious awe shining in big brown eyes. "Oh, senpai! These buildings are so beautiful!"
Tamaki grabs Haruhi's shoulders and moves so they can look into each others eyes. "Yes, but rest assured. None of this is nearly a beautiful as you."
"S-sempai!" Haruhi exclaims, blushing a bright pink, as Tamaki wraps his arms around-
""Tono!!""
( Abrupt End to Fantasy )
The twins looked at Tamaki with slightly annoyed expressions. ""If you keep up those weird fantasies of yours tono, the audience will get confused!"
"Senpai, it's to troublesome to go to Europe. I have chores, and studying-" Haruhi tried to reason, but ended up being ignored.
""Haruhi can wear the western style's dresses in our mother's new line!"" The twins cheered, already picking out which ones to bring. They were obviously won over.
"Dresses?! Wait, but I don't have-" The rookie tried to bring up her passport again, but another voice piped in.
"Haru-chan!" Honey sang, hanging off Mori's solid frame with one arm, while his other held out a booklet. "We got you a passport!" The littlest host then began singing about the pastry shops in England.
Haruhi took the booklet and flipped through it, seeing all of the necessary information already completed. "But this is… how did you….?"
( How can you get someone a passport without their knowledge?! )
Glasses lens' flashed, and Haruhi sweat dropped looking over at the Host Club's Shadow King putting away his cell phone. 'What a scary person…'
The aforementioned glasses wearing host looked up from his laptop. "I was able to get permission from the Headmaster of the school to open the Host Club there as well."
( That fast?! )
A smile graced the Ootori's lips, "The new presence of the club in England, combined with the boost before we leave and after we return will increase profits." Kyouya looked around the room at the other hosts, "So everybody's going?"
"Listen! I don't-" Haruhi tried again.
"Skipping a long term club-related project like this will result in a 60 increase to your dept."
. . .
"Fine…I'm going." Haruhi finally gave in. Both twins and Tamaki cheered, while the reluctant host just sighed. 'Bastards…'
"Then it is official!" Tamaki announced again, giving off sparkles as he stood importantly, "The Host Club is going to Hogwarts!"