A/N: PEEKA BOO! Guess who has another story :D! Anyway, this one shall be humorous with all the dance off's to ensue :D


Chapter 1: Look at me (Oz and Hawkeye)

Song: Beyonce- Countdown

"Why are we here? Why the hell is Mihile here!" Looking at both of his companions, Hawkeye was confused when they dragged him out in civilian clothing saying that they were going to a club. But they were no where near a club... Far from it. It was a stage with people still setting up lights and all maplers filing in without armor but they weren't so trusting and still kept weapons and pots around just incase.

"Sir Mihile!" Waving to the job instructor, a young girl with bright orange hair ran over. She was dressed in a basic graphic tee, denim capris, and black sneakers and instead of the usual standard issued knights hats she wore a beanie holding the unruly spikes down.

"Roze! How have you been?"

"Good! Were almost done so please wait for a little while we handle everything."

"What the...! What's going on?" Stepping back from between Eckheart and Mihile, he felt both his wrists in their tight grips and fussed to get out of it.

"Ahahaha! What's wrong Hawk? Scared?" Giggling, she ran off when the thunder breaker lurched at her.

"Argh, your student's are horrid Mihile."

Shaking his head, he pointed to some bleachers and dragged the unwilling thunder breaker over to it. "Sit, I'll be right back... Eckheart?"

Adjusting the hoodie so that it covered his face, three shruikens were produced from nowhere and placed in the clothing of Hawkeye. "Stay boy."

"Aye..." Crossing his arms, Hawkeye scanned the stage for any familiar faces. 'Lets see, we have her, her, her, him, her, him, him...' Counting the faces off, he didn't notice who walked onto the stage or the people that followed.

"This is a shout out to a certain thunder breaker who I care for very much."

"Say what?" Looking up, it took him a moment to realize whose voice it was that called him out. "Oz!"

"Hit it boys!" Snapping her fingers, Oz and her back up dancers started to move

Boy!

Raising her hands over her head, her voice caught everyone and half of their mouths fell open when they heard her voice. Most were surprised at what she wore since all mages were famous for their robes and all she had on was a shimmery mini red halter dress with ruby heels and a matching earring and necklace set. Her back up dancers had the same thing as her except it wasn't as bright and they were missing the jewelry set.

Oh, killing me softly and I'm still falling
Still the one I need, I will always be with you

Bending down, she ran a hand up her bare leg and to the edge of her short red dress before sliding it up her body.

Oh, you got me all gone, don't ever let me go
Say it real loud if you fly
If you leave me you're out of your mind

Pointing to where Hawkeye sat, she smirked at him and continued her song.

My baby is a 10
We dressing to the 9

Looking to the side, the back up dancers started to dance with her as the tempo picked up.

He pick me up we 8,
Make me feel so lucky 7
He kiss me in his 6

Wrapping her arms around her, she closed her eyes and smiled before holding up her hand for the next part.

We be making love at 5
Still the one I do this 4
I'm tryna make us 3
From that 2
He's still the 1

Pointing a finger at him, the lights focused on him now and she now knew it was now or never to shine.

"What the hell!" Watching Oz prance on the stage, his eyes followed every move so far from the raise of her hand to the slide up her leg. "Holy shit..."

Chuckling darkly, Eckheart left the stunned thunder breaker to enjoy the show.

There's ups and downs in this love
Got a lot to learn in this love
Through the good and the bad, still got love
Dedicated to the one I love, hey

Still love the way he talk, still love the way I sing

Pretending that the girls that were with her in the dance were talking, she clasped her hands together and batted her eye lashes.

Still love the way he rock them black diamonds in that chain

Snapping out of fake stupor, she popped her chain and got into line with her dancers for the next part.

Still all up on each other, ain't a damn thing change
My girls can't tell me nothing, I'm gone in the brain

Tapping their heads, the back ups smirked and blew kisses before separating to form a line behind Oz.

I'm all up under him like it's cold, winter time
All up in the kitchen in my heels, dinner time

Picking up one of their legs, they each tapped their heels three times before setting them back down.

Do whatever that it takes, he got a winner's mind
Give it all to him, meet him at the finish line

Running out, they formed a straight line and winked at the audience who in return cheered when the next part came.

'Breathe Oz breathe.' Turning on her heel, she felt two hands on her shoulder and knelt down to pretend like they were driving.

Me and my boo in my boo coupe riding
All up in that black with his chick right beside him

Stopping momentarily, the girls pointed at themselves before each other.

Ladies, if you love your man show him you the fliest
Grind up on it, girl, show him how you ride it

The crowd got louder when a set of male dancers came up on stage and dipped low while feeling their legs before coming back up and grinding on them.

Me and my boo in my boo coupe riding
All up in that black with his chick right beside him
Ladies, if you love your man show him you the fliest
Grind up on it, girl, show him how you ride it

Hawkeye watched in agitation, wishing it was him up there instead of a random guy behind Oz.

Oh, killing me softly and I'm still fallin'

Falling into the guy's arms that she was assigned to dance with and leaned back far enough in his arms to place her hands on the ground before being pulled back up.

Still the one I need, I will always be with you
Oh, you got me all gone, don't ever let me go

Clinging to him, she made sure that her eye contact never left Hawkeye's.

Say it real loud if you fly
If you leave me you out of your mind

My baby is a 10
We dressing to the 9
He pick me up we 8,
Make me feel so lucky 7
He kiss me in his 6
We be making love at 5
Still the one I do this 4
I'm tryna make us 3
From that 2
He still the 1

Stomping to the beat, Oz now knew why performers complained about their feet.

Yup, I put it on him, it ain't nothing that I can't do
Yup, I buy my own, if he deserve it, buy his shit too

Tossing out mesos, she laughed when some of them actually picked it up.

All up in the store, shorty, tricking if I want to
All up in the store, shorty, fly as we want to

Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Snapping her fingers to the beat, she hoped that the performance would give a clue to how she feels.

Damn I think I love that boy
Do anything for that boy
Boy!
Now I'll never be the same
You and me until the end

Me and my boo in my boo coupe riding
All up in that black with his chick right beside him
Ladies, if you love your man show you the fliest
Grind up on it, girl, show him how you ride it

Dropping down to do that part of the dance again, she didn't understand why the crowd got so riled up until she nearly jumped when her eyes laid down on the calloused hands not belonging to the performer. "What the?"

"Continue the dance Oz, I'm just along for the ride." Whispering in her ear, he held onto her hips to keep her steady.

Me and my boo and my boo lip locking
All up in the back because the chicks keep blocking
All that gossip in 10 years stop it
London speed it up, Houston rock it

Oh, killing softly and I'm still falling
Still the one I need, I will always be with you

Looking up into the thunder breaker's eyes, Oz blushed as she turned her back to him and grabbed his hands so she could sway down and finish the dance.

Oh, you got me all gone, don't ever let me go
Say it real loud if you fly,
If you leave me you're out of your mind

My baby is a 10

Pointing at Hawkeye, he held the blaze wizard around her waist.

We dressing to the 9

Posing with him, both of them showed off what a good pay check could buy.

He pick me up we 8,

Putting her arms around his neck, Hawkeye lifted her up.

Make me feel so lucky 7

Kissing his cheek, a chorus of "aww"'s rang out.

He kiss me in his 6

Kissing her, a couple of cheers where heard threw out.

We be making love at 5

Raising an eye brow, Oz laughed and hit his arm.

Still the one I do this 4

Continuing the song, the dancers could only smile as Hawkeye played around with the blushing blaze wizard.

I'm tryna make us 3
From that 2
He still the 1!

Holding up their fingers, a loud cheering applause was given as Oz put down after the song ended.

"Was this all for me?" Not letting her go, Hawkeye made her look up at him when she tried to use her long auburn hair to hide her blush.

"Yes."

Chuckling, he scooped her up and saluted everyone off as he carried Oz off stage. "We'll see you later!"

"Hawkeye!" Kicking her legs lightly, she couldn't help but blush and laugh when everyone started doing cat calls and stuff for them. "So where are we going?"

Giving her a roguish smile, Hawkeye winked down at her and walked out of the stage area. "Oh I have a few ideas..."


A/N: Dont ask WHY I decided to write this _! Im so random XD! R&R please and about the whole describing thing, most dont know what the dancers are doing so thats my reason why.

World: Gallicia

Character:

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