Characters: Envy, Jenni, Silva, Michael, Michelle, Yufan, Shalo, Mival, Malik, Marik, Di, Nikki, Scarlet, and I think that's all.

One day in Silva's house things (whether they knew it or not) were about to get very exciting. It starts off a little bit non-exciting but trusts me it gets better.

(Silva)…but Malik has an added problem...due to him being made of my magic he can't physically stand being away from me longer than two days. So he lives right next door. points out window to where they can see into Malik's bedroom, complete with a half-naked Malik who is anchoring a towel around his waist

(Malik) Damn it, Silva! Stop using me as a free peep show!! closes curtains angrily

(Silva) Don't flatter yourself, slut! I was just pointing out how I still hold a grudge against your cheating ass!!

(Jenni) giggles to self

(Silva) Hey, Marik looks just as good and he's just coming out of the shower too. AND he's better tempered. He'll let you stare all night if you want to. I'm sure I can find that channel...

(Malik) apparently heard Silva and rips curtain back, still holding the towel around one side of his waist Hey hey hey, I never said I wasn't willing!! I just don't want to get nothing in return! I'll let her stare all she likes- hell, she can use me as her fuckin' REFERENCE MODEL if she likes, as long as you let me back in the house for GOOD!

(Silva) Jen? Whaddya think?

(Jenni) Uh, if I'm gonna stare I'd rather him have the towel on please.

(Silva) He's got a pair of harem style pants stashed somewhere- would you appreciate that? I might let him back for good if YOU can use him, as you live with me.

(Malik) is desperately praying she will say yes and he can escape his living hell

(Jenni) I have no idea what kind of pants those are but I really don't want him to have to stay there if he doesn't want to.

(Silva) The billowy kind, like belly dancers wear. He's an excellent belly dancer, by the way. Amazing to watch, but you are for him coming back into the house, yes? goes to window and whistles A'IGHT MALIK!! YOU'RE WELCOME BACK IN MY HOME AGAIN, SWEETHEART!!

(Malik) YES!! THANK GODS!! JENNI, I OWE YOU! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!! transports self and all his stuff to her house in an eye blink and hugs Jen tight before hugging Silva and going off into the depths of the house

(Silva) He's like a little kid on a new playground. He's so...happy.

(Jenni) Oh, I love belly dancing. Too bad I don't know a thing about it or the body for it. I'm so glad he's happy.

(Silva) He'll be happy for the next week. Do you want him to dance for you? He owes you so much, he likely will, y'know.

(Jenni) Once again I'm happy for him. Maybe later...let him have his fun first.

(Silva) glances down at where Malik has latched on to her waist Well, what can I say? No telling when he'll be done with the "Master Worship" he's started now.strokes his hair gently, ignoring when he slips in a flick of tongue on her stomach skin

(Jenni) Well seeing as this is how it has started, I take it it'll last a long time.

(Silva) Most likely. He's been officially ejected from this house for the past four or five-

(Malik) SIX.

(Silva) Okay, SIX years. He's going to be very happy for a long time. And if he gets TOO happy, I can sic him on Bakura- Bakura hasn't had sex in a good month or so, he'd love to get his hands on Malik.

(Jenni) Oh wow, depends on whether or not he WANTS to get too happy doesn't it though?

(Silva) He kind of can't help it. Thanks to a "Vixen" episode, I'm basically his body's drug. His addiction is, literally, ME.

(Jenni) "Vixen episode"?

(Silva) Long story, I used to train as a ninja and my specialty was seduction, my codename was "The Vixen" and my missions to train often involved sneaking into random men's bed's in the middle of the night and seducing them to the point of insanity. Malik, unfortunately, wound up as one of my "victims" and...points down to where he's started actively kissing and licking her stomach you see the results.

(Jenni) Oh wow that sounds interesting, but can you get him to stop that, I'm getting slightly grossed out.

(Silva) It's basically free soft-core porn, sweetheart, it's nothing bad. And besides, from your angle, you can't see shit anyways. Oh, I got it. How's this work? puts dressing screen around her and it obscures everything from her chest down How's that? Better now that you can't see anything?

(Jenni) sigh I don't watch porn remember? Ah thanks that works. As long as I don't have to watch, I'm good.

(Silva) You don't have to watch, usually. At least, not to MY knowledge...

(Jenni) Uh okay that's good to know. Hey, where has Di been, I haven't seen him lately.

(Silva) Di? Er... glance down at Malik, apparently exchanging glances Well, ya see it's kinda hard to explain...uh...he...kinda..."poofed".

(Jenni) "Poofed"?

(Silva) Yes. You see...when my control slips too much...one of two things happens to my pets. They either become beings in their own right, no longer dependent on my magic, or...they "poof" into a puff of smoke and disappear. The former has only ever happened once...with HIM. points down to Malik The latter is what usually happens, and during the fury rage during my period my control slipped considerably, and...well...three-quarters of my house went "poof" all at once. Di was among them.

(Jenni) Oh how sad for them all.

(Silva) They can come back...but there's a time restriction. I have to wait a day for each pet that poofed before I can summon any of them back. What's three fourths of two thousand, seven hundred, and three?

(Jenni) Oh cool, that sucks that you have to waste your time summoning them back though. approx. 2027.25.

(Silva) Divide that by thirty and we'll see how many months I have to wait. It don't really waste time, all I gotta do is snap my fingers and they're all back.

(Brandi) Uh….about 67 months.

(Silva) Dear Lord, how many years is that?

(Jenni) About 5 years and seven months.

(Silva) Holy shit. Y'know what? Be ready for this. starts drawing spell circle on the floor

(Jenni) Um, okay.

(Silva) slams hands onto circle TIME SKIP!! everything is abruptly covered in dust and they've outgrown ALL their clothes coughs Whoa. Who the hell thought I'd have a bust this big by 22? And you're...you WERE fourteen, so now you're 19. Hmmm...my skip's a little off. Looks like I'm about a month short of the deadline. We'd better go get some clothes.

(Jenni) looks down AAAH! My clothes. follows her Hey Silva where are we-- is that MY voice? I sound so different…..supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!

(Silva) gives her a weird look I think the dust's getting to you. Here. holds out set of clothes and they start getting dressed snaps fingers and cleans the house all at once sighs Yes, you sound different-you're five years and six months older. 'Wonder what the hell happened during the skip? walks out after finished dressing, going toward the library's History section

(Jenni) Wait for me! Oh ahh! trips over something Ow! I tripped. I see I'm just as clumsy as ever.

(Silva) Hmm? What's that? Ah, it's Envy's Diary! picks it up from under her foot and flips it open, starting to read it the longer Silva reads the stranger her expression becomes finishes and snaps book shut Jen? My suggestion is you stay far away from Envy. Now, this ends around last year, we need a history for the missing year yet... starts to look around for the information, keeping the diary firmly in hand

(Jenni) You have a history of what happens at the house? Why? Don't you have it all on tape? starts eyeing diary

(Silva) Tapes get erased and retaped. You can't trust 'em. This library, however, refuses to allow altercation to any true document. Lotta shit's happened, girl. Our bodies been up to some serious shit while our minds did a time jump.(Jenni) Our bodies were still here?! is totally shocked

(Silva) Oh, yes. Our minds took a vacation, but our bodies aged. Otherwise we wouldn't have needed new clothes. And YOUR body...whoo, it's done some...glances at diary pretty serious shit. And I have a feeling mine did something similar in that year I'm still missing. gets sudden horrible thought Hey, do you see any...SILVER diaries around here?

(Jenni) Oh great I'm more sexually active than I knew. I think I see one over there. points to pile of books with a silver one on top

(Silva) picks it up gingerly I KNEW I'd regret the incubi... This belongs to an incubi named Mival. He lived with me...in my room. flips it open, and reads with a steadily coloring face I fucking KNEW IT!! Only difference is I didn't marry MY kid's dad!! damn it- TWINS?! WE BOTH FUCKIN HAD TWINS?! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!!glances at Jenni Oh...ooops. At least YOU married your twins' dad.

(Jenni) Boys or girls? I mean…WHAT?! B-But who was the father?

(Silva) I had twin boys, and you had twins that were a girl and a boy. You also had a three-year old boy at the time of our twins birthings. As for their father...tosses Jenni Envy's diary Read pages 63 to 77. He married you a month before your first pregnancy began. I, meanwhile, bore an incubi's children- and with incubi, you're pregnant for a good four or five years. Lord, our bodies HAVE been busy. ears twitch and your husband is looking for you, Jenni. How did we miss you wearing that huge-ass emerald on your left ring finger, anyway? twitch twitch And it seems my kids are looking for me, as well. We'd better go find 'em- kids get into AMAZING amounts of trouble.

(Brandi) But...but...I'm only nineteen! flips through diary When exactly did I get pregnant? For that matter, begins to tear up when did me and Jeremy break up? And I didn't notice the ring cause I always wear rings. Go find him? You told me to stay away from him.

(Silva) Stay away from your husband, not your kids. And you got pregnant for the first time at fifteen. You and Jeremy broke up when he was forced to move to the other side of the world and the LD relationship didn't work out. Aw shit.ears twitch again Both our mates are looking for us now. Be prepared for a... most "enthusiastic" greeting from your husband, as for the past four years you two have apparently been very passionately in love.

(Jenni) Fifteen? What the hell...oh that's so sad that it didn't work out. Knowing Envy I bet we have begins to blush

(Silva) If what's in your stomach now is any indication, I'd certainly say so. gives pointed look at her stomach, which has just started to show Our mates will be here in a couple of minutes- prepare to have your mouth ravaged mercilessly.

(Jenni) Huh?! looks down AAAH! notices ring on her finger Well, I guess since I'm his wife, I have no choice but to enjoy it.

(Silva) laughs, but that trails off when her own lover appears behind her, faint scales around his hairline marking him as an incubi and his silver hair gleaming as he presses his lips to her neck Okay, okay, I'll be...damn it man...melts back into him

(Jenni) Aw how cute.

(Silva) Hi Mival...I suppose you're already training our sons to be incubi like you?

(Mival) Of course. But they are not allowed to practice on you, of course. You're all mine.

(Silva) Agreed.

(Mival) But that brings up the question, why won't you agree to marry me?

(Silva)I keep telling you, it'd be pointless. You're gonna long outlive me. Why bother?

During this exchange, Envy comes up behind Jenni, spins her around, and gives her that "enthusiastic" greeting Silva warned her about

(Jenni) puts arms around his neck, and greets him with as much enthusiasm as he did her

(Mival) You will NOT die before me! With your magic, you can OUTLIVE me!! Please, please, please, PLEASE, will you just marry me, my oh-so-stubborn lover?

(Silva) I still say no.

(Envy) has meanwhile been reaching his hands in places that make Jenni squeak before wrapping them around her waist so she doesn't hit him anymore

(Jenni) Aw come on Silva, married life is great. Besides if you have kids with someone and don't marry them, from the outside it looks kinda bad, just saying. Plus you get to have a big beautiful wedding and everyone will be so happy for you. I know I'd definitely come.

(Silva) Uurrrg.…directs her attention to Mival NOW you've turned my friend on me!! Then again, she's been riding me about this for quite some time... Fine. But YOU'RE planning the wedding.

(Mival)I know. I know you so well, Silva, I planned it out a few months ago. You would never tolerate such a "girly" thing- you do not have the time. I'll make arrangements. All I have to do is give the word and we shall be married in three days' time.

(Silva)...Dude, you know me WAAAY too well.

(Mival) Well, you carried my children for four and a half years. I've been at your side all that time and had plenty of opportunity to learn everything about you, and I have dutifully exploited every single one.

(Jenni) I knew you'd agree. Speaking of which, where are your kids?

(Mival) Practicing.

(Silva) On WHOM?!

(Mival) Nikki and Scarlett.

(Silva) Oh lord. You set the twins and those two loose?! You KNOW they're too rough on each other, they'll destroy the whole house this time!! Damn, I knew having Incubi children would backfire on me sometime...Seeing as they grow to full maturity in about a week. I bet they'll break more than a couple of beds this time...

(Mival) caresses Silva's sides gently You have the magic to replace them.

(Silva) sigh Damn it...you're too damn persuasive. Sometimes I wish you were a normal human that I could ignore.

(Mival) But then you would be bored.

(Silva) True...I guess you're fine the way you are then. Envy, what are you DOING?

(Envy) looks up from where he was peering down Jenni's shirt while she wasn't looking Checking on my wife. I like to make sure your sons haven't been practicing on her- the only love bites on her body should be the ones I make myself.

(Silva) You perv. You know me better than that- I DO teach my children some manners, you know.

(Jenni) Hey! First of all I would not let them practice on me and second, I highly doubt they'd go so far as to do something like that.

(Envy) Sorry honey. You know I'm paranoid. Especially when you're pregnant. caresses her stomach gently

(Silva) Aww...

(Mival) Missing being pregnant already?

(Silva) I was pregnant for four and half YEARS, dear. Of course I do. But I definitely DON'T miss the mood swings and the odd cravings.

(Mival) rubs his hands over her stomach You just miss me doing that, don't you?

(Silva) Hell yes. It makes me tingle.

(Mival) Well, I can think of some OTHER things that'll make you tingle...picks her up Let's try for another set of twins, shall we?

(Silva) Mival!!

(Mival) You know you have no objections.

(Silva) Not for the trying part, but I do NOT wanna get pregnant again so quickly!

(Mival) We'll use that contraceptive powder you had the witch mix up for you then. But this IS going to our bedroom.

(Silva)...fine. gets willingly carried from room

(Jenni) watches her get taken from the room Ah this is gonna be bad. One pregnant woman is enough, two in the same house is murder. Especially since Silva is already mood-swingy enough. But I'm glad you're so protective of me. kisses Envy's cheek I made a good decision when I chose you.

(Envy) I'm glad you think so, as we've been happily married for a little over four and a half years. kisses her again You know, perhaps you'd like to join me in OUR bedroom...? And she won't get pregnant. They've got a non-pregnancy powder that he'll rub on, and there will be no more children for a while yet.

(Jenni)thinks to self "rub on where"? No more children, but isn't that what he wants? laughs Hmm...I want to go see our kids first. I forget, did we tell them that they have a little brother or sister on the way?

(Envy) He doesn't care if he gets more children or not- he's thanking every deity he knows every day that he found a patient enough lover that would bother bearing him a child once, much less twins. It's just his excuse to sex her up. And we DID tell them they have a sibling on the way. They're almost thirteen by human terms already- man, homunculi children grow faster than I expected. At least it's not as fast as Incubi children, right? is bumping hips with her as he keeps rubbing her stomach

(Jenni) Yeah that's a good excuse. I know, but I just feel like seeing them right now. Maybe it'll get me more in mood. slight smirk

(Envy) Of course. starts leading her towards rec room

(Jenni) Aww you're so good to me after all these years, I love that about you.

(Envy) I will always be good to my wife and the love of my life, Kitten. opens rec room door

(Jenni) smiles up at him spies their children on the couch playing some video game she has never seen before Hey kids, watcha' playing?

(Michael) Hey mom, we're just playing the newest game on the Wii 3000. You don't even need a controller, you just put this headband on and your mind does all the work.

(Michelle) Yeah and since I'm smarter than him, I'm winning.

(Michael) You are not smarter than me, I'm just being lazy today.

(Michelle) Oh then you must have been lazy yesterday and the day before that, and even the day before that.

(Michael) Why you little-

(Jenni) You too fight worse than me and MY brother did when I was your age. Now if you two don't stop fighting I'll get Silva to show you some things that that'll scare the living hell outta you.

(Both Michael and Michelle) We're sorry.

(Envy) You two should know better than to anger your mother when she's pregnant by now. And Silva really WILL show you some things that'll scare the shit outta you, as your mother and I know from personal experience. Remember dungeon sixteen? shudder I used to be put in there for months at a time.

(Jenni) Yes, but I'd rather not remember. is very sad

(Envy) wraps an arm around her What's the matter, Kitten? What's made you sad?

(Jenni) Nothing, I was just remembering everything I saw there. shakes head Now you kids behave or you'll get traumatized to the greatest extent

(Michelle) Oh come on I'm the good one remember I'm just an angel sarcasm

(Michael) Oh please, while mom wasn't here you pants me in front one of the incubi running around face slightly pink

(Michelle) Oooooh do you have a crush on him?

(Michael) Ew no way!! That's gross.

(Michelle) Whatever you say Michael

(Michael) phew

(Jenni) I wouldn't be surprised if you were Michael, I hear he might have a crush on you bluffing

(Michael) Really? blushes I mean, why do I care?

(Jenni) How should I know shrugs

(Envy) chuckles at the playful banter This is good. An incubus-homunculus child would be amazing. Besides...leans down and whispers Catching an Incubi's-or in this case, a succubi's- heart is an amazing feat. Just ask Silva or Mival.

(Jenni) Envy!

(Envy) Sorry dear. I just had to slip that one in.

(Jenni) Aw it's okay kisses his cheek

(Michelle) Hey can you guys take that into another room you're distra-

(Michael) Yes! I won. ha-ha.

(Michelle) Mom! You made me lose.

(Jenni) Sorry Michelle, but think of this way, you've beaten him how many times more than he has you?

(Michelle) around 15

(Michael) have not!

(Michelle) have too, God he's stubborn.

(Jenni) yeah he is.

(Envy) Y'know what? I think I see a certain pair of Incubi twins going down the hallways right over there. points down hall, where identical twin boys can be seen. They both have silver hair that has a blond streak that starts in the middle of their widow's peaks and then goes to the very tips in a long stripe. They're Silva's twins boys, Shalo and Yufan Wanna go ask 'em what they learned today?

(Jenni) ENVY!!

(Envy) Relax, Kitten. Remember, we agreed that as long as they want to learn, our children can learn everything the Incubi are? It's better than letting them experiment and find out on their own, remember.

(Jenni) Oh yeah, Hey Michael, Michelle, wanna go learn more about the incubi?

(Michael) perks up very much You bet I do

(Michelle) Of course you do, you wanna try and figure out how to get one for yourself

(Jenni) Michelle!

(Michelle) Sorry I meant that he just wants a girlfriend cause he's tired of watching you and Dad make-out all the time.

(Michael) very red I just wanna learn more about them, you make them sound so mysterious I am naturally very curious about them.

(Jenni) Then let's go find out shall we?

(Michael and Michelle) Sure.

(Envy) Well, better move fast. Those two look like they're on their way to a lesson, and you know how fast they move when their lessons are concerned.

(Both Shalo and Yufan) are indeed headed to a lesson and have settled into a brisk walk

(Jenni) Then let's go

(Michael and michelle) take off the headbands and turn the Wii 3000 off and follow Jenni and Envy

(Jenni) Let's go ask Shalo what they're gonna learn today. Knowing them it's most likely very interesting. turns to the twins And I don't want to see you two doing anything sexual that you see them doing, alright?

(Michelle) Whatever mom

(Michael) As if I'd want to.

(Jenni) Alright then come 'on.

(Yufan) notices you guys coming and grabs his brother's arm Hey, wait up. The half-homunculi and their parents are coming.

(Shalo) So?

(Yufan) Oh, come on. I wanna find out what Dad has to tell us today too, but we're all practically related, born on the same day and all. You gotta admit they have as much right to learn from dad as we do.

(Shalo) Fine. stops walking and waits for them to catch up

(Jenni) Hey Yufan do you mind if we join ya for your class today. simple smile on her face

(Michelle) Yeah come on, we wanna learn too

(Michael) Yeah, we wanna learn too.

(Yufan) Sure! Come on! What're we learning today again?

(Shalo) rolls eyes The Art of Seductive Speaking. It's how Dad first charmed his way into living at mom's house, remember? It's one of the most important lessons we're going to learn!! smiles at them all, but still looks a bit impatient and excited

(Yufan) Oh, yeah I forgot again. Sorry, brother.

(Shalo) slings arm around his shoulders It's okay. Come on, we'd better get going or we'll be late. starts walking again

(Michelle) Come on mom pulling at Jenni's shirt we gotta go, we don't wanna be late.

(Jenni) Well then let's go. starts walking and don't you two dare let me hear you talking like and incubus after we leave.

(Michelle) Why would I want to?

(Jenni) Maybe there's a certain guy you like whispers and you want to show him that you know more about him than he does wink.

(Michelle) Mom! I do not like anyone, unlike Michael sniggers

(Michael) I don't like anyone either, besides, how would a half homunculus and half incubus have a child? wouldn't that be weird?

(Michelle) So you do like someone then

(Michael) No I don't, why do you keep saying that

(Michelle) because I didn't say whether or not you liked an incubus

(Michael) blushes lightly I assumed you meant one.

(Michelle) Uh-huh, sure.

(Jenni) Will you two stop bickering and show some manners, we're here.