Reasons Why Watching Hockey With Matt Is Okay
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia it's not mine I just own the story that is being told.
1.) Free beer and food
2.) He doesn't care who you are. You could be Russia and he wouldn't care, as long as you watch the game.
3.) He'll let you walk around his house shirtless, pants less, or naked he really doesn't care as long as you don't bother him.
4.) Russia wouldn't dare come around even if Matt would let him. Reason why… Matt. Is. Scary. He gets aggressive and loud and if you question is manhood he'll beat you with his hockey-stick.
5.) After hockey he gets touchy. He likes to either cuddle or wrestle. You'll know the difference if he stalks toward you it means wrestling. If he pads toward you if means cuddling.
6.) After the game he will make pancakes and syrup
7.) He will ask you to spend the night. Under no circumstances are you to reject this offer. EVER!
8.) He will give you the choice of sleeping on the couch or in bed with him. Don't choose the couch this may never happen again.
9.) If you chose the couch it will end here. If you chose the bed well it continues when you go and lay down because he will either wrap himself around you or make you wrap yourself around him.
10.) Ten is the best because after all that you and he will have Mind. Blowing. Sex. Ask America or France or England or even Russia (from that one time) and most recently Prussia. Who will tell you how amazing it is, but will not let you try because… "The Awesome Birdie Is His And No One Else's."
There was really no point in telling you all this because Gilbert won't let you touch his Mattie. All of this has happened to him and now he won't let go. So just ignore all of these and go home because Canada is not open for business.