Thump, Thump, Thump, Thump'
Jesus christ, do they have to do this shit everynight?' Eric Cartman thought sitting on his couch.
"Aye! Quiet up there I'm trying to watch Tv!" The overweight boy threw an alarmclock from the stool to the ceiling.
Thump, Thump, Thump
"Oh Rick, Oh rick, Give it to me!" He heard his mother upstairs.
Thump, thump
The seventeen year old rolled his eyes.
He was pretty used to his mom fucking guys almost everynight,
But this guy had been here for about a week.. every night.
Which supprissed him beacuse She had never fucked just one guy for as long as a week.
Thump, Thump, Thump
Eric Cartman groaned.
"I just had to have a whore as a mom didnt I." He mummbled to himself.
DIIING DOONG
Cartman sighed with relief, Now he had an excuse to get away from the sound.
He swung open the door and Kyle stod there.
"Hey Eric" He said hugging him.
Cartman smiled and held the little jewish boy in his arms.
9th grade they addmitted they had feelings for eachother and they've been
dateing ever sense, "Hey" Cartman smiled and kissed Kyle.
Kyle pulled away from the kiss, "Whats that?" He asked gesutring inside the house,
Asking about the thumping noise.
Cartman rolled his eyes, "My mom." he said.
"Ohh.." Kyle said slowly, Regreating he asked.
Cartman glared at him, "Look can we just get out of here, I cant fucking stand this place anymore."
"Oh, uh alright." He said letting His boyfriend walk outside.
Cartman walked out with Kyle as he lit a ciggerate.
Kyle glared, "How many times have I asked you to quit those things?"
Cartman grinned and puffed out the smoke, "About a thosand."
Kyle frowned, "And you still act like my oppinion doesnt matter to you"
"Oh come on Kahl, You got to get that sand out of your vagina, It's making you cranky"
Cartman toke another drag off his ciggerate.
Kyle couldnt help but smile, at the comment Cartman always used when they were younger.
He laughed alittle.
Then made a straight face, "But serriously Eric, Those are Cancer sticks. They'll kill you one day."
"Woooo" Cartman acted scarred
"Stop it! I'm serrious" Kyle remarked.
"Hey looooooove birds" Kenny smiled walking down the streets.
"Oh, Hey Kenny" Cartman said glanceing at him.
Cartman rolled his eyes, He never really liked Kenny that much.
Actually he never really liked anyone.
It was a shocker to everyone when people found out he was gay
and liked Kyle.. of all people.
"Whacha doin?" Kenny walked next to them.
"Nothing, Just getting out of the house." Kyle shrugged.
"Why?" He asked.
Cartman let out another puff of smoke,
"Why do you think?" He sneered.
"Your mom?" Kenny asked.
The two boys said nothing in responce and Kenny toke that as a yes.
"Sorry dude." Kenny felt bad.
Cartman shrugged "Whatever" and toke another drag of his ciggerate.
"Oh hey, Me Stan and Wendy are meeting over at Frosty jacks in ten minneutes You guys wanna come?"
Kyle looked at Cartman,
He shrugged, "Sure." he said plainly.
"Cool!" He smiled and started leading them there.
"You Ok?" Kyle asked Cartman walking behind Kenny.
"Yeah why?"
"You seem.. I dont know, Odd."
"Odd? Psht. Me? No, I'm dandy" Cartman said sarcastically,
which Kyle just rolled his eyes.
They got to their Favorite restrount in town, Frosty jacks,
and headed towards the table Where Stan and Wendy were sitting,
Snuggleing close to eachother.
Stan looked their Way and smiled.
"Hey Kyle! Didnt know you guys were comming"
Cartman rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, we got nothing better to do"
Cartman always felt a hint of jelousy towards Stan,
even though Kyle has told him a thousand times That
he didnt like Stan in that way at all, he couldnt help but wounder.
Stan and Kyle were always best friends and still are,
Cartman wasent too happy about that, but he wasent going to Tell
Kyle to stop being friends with him or anything.
Cartman slid next to Kyle at the table accross from Stan and Wendy.
Kenny slid next to Cartman.
Wendy's eyes went wide and Looked from Cartman to Kyle
"Wait, i thought you guys broke up?"
Kyle and Cartman looked at eachother, then looked back to her,
both feeling uncomfortable,
"Uh.. No, We never broke up."
Wendy sighed with relief, "Oh Good, Bebe's such a liar.
I'm glad. I always thought you two were the cutest couple!"
Kyle glanced at Cartman and gave her a nervous smile.
Cartman glared at her.
He Unsupprissingly didnt like her either.
She thought she was annoying, and always clinging onto Stan.
Not like that mattered beacuse He didnt like Stan anyway.
"And here's your order" a Guy in a red vest with horable achne that had a"Frosty Jacks" vest printed accross it
Handed Stan and Kenny their orders.
"Arnt you going to eat anything Wendy?" Kyle looked to her
"No, No I'm going on a diet" She looked down.
"Why? You dont need too" Kyle said,
Cartman scratched the wood off the bottem of the table.
Stan put his arm around her,
"That's What I keep telling her!" He said and looked at her,
"You look fine."
"Oh come on Stan. With all this fat on me how could you like me?"
Cartman snorted in discust.
Everyone looked at him, "What?" He asked deffensive.
"I just dont feel comfortable with myself Stan" She said.
"Well You should I like you just the way you are." He smiled.
"Here We Go.." Cartman mummbled under his breath.
Kyle heard him and elbowed him in the stomach,
"Ouch!" Cartman gasped for breath.
Stan and Wendy looked at him,
Cartman clutched onto his stomach,
"He's fine" Kyle smiled.
Stan shrugged and went back to comforting Wendy.
"Stop that" Kyle whispered to Cartman, Who just rolled his eyes in return.
After Kyle and Cartman had Dinner with their friends, They went outside,
"Hey You guys need a lift? I have to drop wendy off at her house anyways" Stan Said looking to Kyle.
Getting into his Blue corvet.
Kyle smiled and opened his mouth to speak but Cartman already spoken,
"No, Were fine thanks." He said plainly.
Stan looked to Cartman then to Kyle again, "You sure?"
"Were sure" Cartman said quickly.
"Oh.. well Ok." He said, Then wendy closed the door behind her and they drove off
"ERIC!" Kyle threw his hands in the air,
"What?!" He shot back
"Why the fuck did you say no?! Its cold!"
"I know but.. uh, I just want some fresh air you know."
Kyle cocked his eyebrow, He knew that wasent the reason and
that he didnt like Stan.
"He was just trying to be nice." He said.
"I know, I just dont want to hear that bitch wine anymore,
I've fucking had it."
Kyle's face Darkened, "Sense when has she done anything to you?!"
"She hasent. She's just really, really annoying."
Kyle stared at Cartman and rolled his eyes.
"You can be so imuture sometimes Cartman."
Kyle used to Call him Cartman all the time when they were younger,
but decided it was more suitable to call him by his first name when they started dateing.
He only used his last name when he was frustrated with him.
Cartman glarred back at him and they started walking towards his house.
They got to his door and you could still hear thumping sounds from outside the door.
Cartman twitched at the door not wanting to go inside.
He fucking hated his house.
and his mother.
"So Um.. You sure you dont want to spend the night at my house tonight?"
Cartman rolled his eyes, "And have to deal with that Bitch ass mom of yours? No thanks."
In the Past Kyle would have gotten really angry at anyone who called his mom a bitch,
but now that their older.. he couldnt argue with the truth.
Kyle smirked. "Alright. night" He said giving his boyfriend a peck on the cheek.
"Night." He said opening his door and walking inside.
'how the fuck am I suppose to get any sleep tonight?' He thought bitterly.
he sighed and sat down on his couch turning on the tv.
Then all the sudden the thumping stopped.
Cartman laid his head back.
Thank god, he thought to himself.
Then a skinny nearly naked man with only boxers on, came down the steps and into the kitchen.
Cartman glarred, Ashhole taking our food, just beacuse he's fucking my mom?
Cant wait to get the fuck out of here.
The man came out with a coke in his hand and leaned towards the doorway
between the kitchen and livingroom.
He starred at Cartman and opened his can.
"What?" Cartman frowned looking at him.
The man smiled and shrugged taking a drink of his coke.
Well, acctually It was The Cartman's coke.. concidering the man was going
through their fridge.
The man starred at Cartman, Who just rolled his eyes at the douchebag.
The man didnt go away. He kept stareing at him,
Cartman looked at the man confussed then frowned.
This was so weird for him, none of the guys that came over even glanced at him.
And this guy's in the doorway starring at him.. it was creeping him out.
Cartman frowned, "What the hell do you want asshole?!"
The man shrugged again and grinned "Your in highschool right?"
Cartman snorted, "No, I'm in preschool dumbass. what do you want?!"
The man put his hands up, "Woah, hey now Junior, no need to get defensive"
Cartman tightened his fists, "I'm not getting defensive! I just thinks its fucking creepy
when a guy in his boxers shows up in my living room starring at me!"
The man chuckled, "I'm not starring I'm just interested."
"Interested in what?!" Cartman shouted.
"You."
Cartman made a discusted expression
"Thats fucking sick dude."
"No, No not like that, Its just that, well.."
The man walked towards Cartman and sat on the couch,
Which was uncomfortable for Cartman and he backed away.
The man iggnored his gesture.
"Your mom's My girlfriend now Sonny and I wanna get to know you better."
Cartman's eyes widened.
"Dude.. My mom is not your girlfriend" Cartman said with a flat tone.
"Oh yes she is."
"No shes not."
"Yes she is junior."
Cartman frowned, "My name is not junior! and no shes fucking not!"
"Yes I am.." His mom cheered, glidding down the stairs snuggleing in his arm,
which the man put his arm around.
Cartman sat there in complete shock.
His mom had a boyfriend?!
"Yep. And I just wanna get to know you better junior" The man said Kissing his
mothers hand, And she giggled.
Cartman's eyes felt like they were going to pop out of his skull.
His mom never had a boyfriend,
She's had fuck buddys, Ok ALOT of fuckbuddys but a Boyfriend?
Like, One Guy? Only one?
Cartman couldnt get it through his head.
He stod up from the couch.
"This is bullcrap. I'm going upstairs" and started walking up the stairs.
"Oh but poopsikins, He just wants to get to know you better" His mom smiled,
"yeah, Poopsikins" The man empithised the name Poopsikins in a mocking tone.
Mrs. Cartman didnt notice, Just hung onto him.
Cartman rolled his eyes and groaned going up the stairs.
No fucking way that douche is getting to know me Cartman thought to himself.
First Chapter of new story! :D
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