Ice: So I had this idea and I'm just going to run with it. It sounded great in my head, but I'm not quite sure. I don't own anything. I'm literally broke unfortunately.

One warm Hylian afternoon, a sleeping Link was jolted awake by his fairy companions.

"For a hero, you sure are lazy," said an irritated Tatl.

"It's about time someone noticed what I had to deal with. I had to force him awake to save the princess last time," responded Navi.

Even though Link had returned to his home in the Kokiri Forest, Tatl decided to go with him and leave her home in Termina. The two fairies often scolded the boy for his laziness. Link felt he deserved some time off after saving Princess Zelda for what seemed like the millionth time. The fairies felt differently about it.

"Lay off will you? Hyrule's safe once again anyway. Let me sleep," fussed Link.

"No. You know what you need?" asked Navi.

"To catch you in a jar and toss it in the lake?"

"How dare you after all I've helped you with?!"

"Help? Right. If that's what you call it these days."

"You need a girlfriend."

"Yeah, I need a girl-what?!"

"I think so too. Go on a few dates, find the one that's right for you. Ta daa! Cure for laziness," agreed Tatl.

"I'm not going out with random girls…"

"They don't have to be random. What about that cute ranch girl? Malon?" Navi suggested.

"Umm… No way."

"What about the cute forest girl you're always with?" said Tatl.

"Saria? She wouldn't go out with me…"

"We can always go talk to Ruto for you," said the two fairies together.

"No! Anything, but that! I'll do anything!" howled Link.

"Alright then. Start asking some girls out now. It's for your own good," Navi demanded as usual.

"Ok… Why do I feel like this is really a bad idea and I'm going to pay for it?"

"Guys usually do pay. Get over it and cheer up. You're not doomed…yet…," Tatl joked.

"Yet…"

Ice: I have a list of girls, but if there is someone you think should be added, tell me and I'll see if it's on my list. If not, I'll add it. I'm picking people at random so far. I'm open to any and all suggestions at the moment.