Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket or Bleach. This is just a random little thing I made up in my free time. You might be confused about Rakuen and Torishi, so if you are, go to my friend Kitsune-242's profile. She has all the info for our characters on her page.
So... Enjoy the randomocity that is my imagination.
. . . : : : Sohma House : : : . . .
"DAMN IT YUKI!!!" A tall orange haired teenager yelled at the top of his lungs. A purple haired teenager sat calmly, eating leek soup.
"Uh... Kyo... You broke the door again." A black haired adult, about in his middle twenties, said with an anime sweatdrop.
"I don't care! It's all Yuki's fault!" Kyo yelled.
"And just what did I do?" Yuki turned towards Kyo, with an almost confused look on his face.
"You know what you did! YOU Replaced my DAMN Bed with a cat bed, and one of the floorboards with a weird old catnip toy!"
"I did no such thing." Yuki sighed. The black haired adult snickered under his breath.
"And just WHAT is so funny, eh dog breath?!"
"I have a name you know."
"I. DON'T. CARE." Yuki turned to the other boy.
"Shigure... you know it's no use messing with this stupid cat."
". . . Yuki. I'M. GONNA. KILL YOU!!!" Kyo leapt at Yuki with a great amount of speed, to which Yuki sidestepped and Kyo crashed head-first into a door, making IT break.
Shigure and Yuki sweatdropped. "Kyo..."
"I KNOW!"
. . . : : : In a random forest... : : : . . .
"Were ARE we?!" Another Orange haired teenager asked in annoyence.
"In a forest." A short white haired boy replied.
"... No. Frikin. DUH!" the orange haired boy muttered.
"Well, this settles it. We will NEVER. EVER. Let Kenpachi drive again. EVER."
"Why did we let him in the first place?" A white haired girl piped up. Another white haired girl, shorter than the first, tilted her head a bit.
"... Why DID we?"
"Because I make driving fun." A black haired man with an eye patch, Kenpachi, broke in.
"No, you make driving suicide." The shorter one, Rakuen, said.
"Then WHY Did you get in the damn car?"
"I never said I make good decisions."
The taller white haired girl, Torishi, slapped herself on the forehead.
Now the white haired boy intervened, his eye twitching in annoyence. "None of you are any help."
Ichigo (done with the 'this color here' said.) now said, "Did you JUST figure this out, Toshiro?!"
"That's Captain Hitsugaya to you."
"Whatever!"
They soon came to a house, though Rakuen and Torishi were bickering about god knows what, Kenpachi and Ichigo were arguing about Kenpachi's driving expertice, and Toshiro was trying to keep any amount of sanity he had left.
Next thing they knew, Kenpachi was in a tree. How? Let's not even go there.
"DAMN IT RAKUEN!" Kenpachi shouted.
"Sorry. The bomb had a smaller fuse than the others." Rakuen grinned. Torishi glanced at her and whispered, "You cut the fuse on that one, didn't you?" "Yep." Rakuen replied slyly.
Rukia and Renji jumped out from a couple of trees. "Hey guys, what just happened?" Rukia asked.
"Got lost, short fused bomb exploded, Kenpachi learned to fly." Rakuen summed up. "Hey... Wait a minute... What are you doing here?!"
"Renji decided to drive." Rukia deadpanned. Renji turned to her. "Hey, for the LAST time, I THOUGHT that the forests were shortcuts."
"Well, you thought wrong, you fool!"
"You should have told me where to go then!"
"I DID! 5 freaking times!"
"No you didn't!"
"Yes I did!"
"Okay, if you two would please... Shut. Up." Toshiro sighed.
Both Renji and Rukia started to protest, but Toshiro and Ichigo both said at the same time, "Shut. Up." and they both shut up, though they wheren't happy about it.
After about half an hour of bickering, threats, and explosions, they finally got out of that forest.
"Hey, see that?" Torishi pointed ahead, and a barely visable object was in the distance... A house, perhaps? They looked at each other, nodded, then ran forward. About five minutes after that, Kenpachi came out of the forest with sticks peircing his hair, Leaves peirced BY his hair, and a rabbid squirell on his hand.
"Get back here!" He called as he chased after the other Soul Reapers.
. . . : : : Sohma House : : : . . .
"DAMN IT YUKI!" Kyo shouted, sounding VERY pissed off, as usual. (Does THIS sound familier?)
"U-um... Kyo." A brown haired girl named Tohru said quietly.
"WHAT?!"
Tohru pointed, "Chair."
Just as she said that, Kyo tripped over a chair. "DAMN. IT. YUKI!"
"What did I do?"
"YOU put that there, didn't you?!"
"No. you're just a clumsy cat."
"Am not!"
"Yes you are. Stupid cat."
"Say that aagin, I DARE you!"
"Stupid. Cat." Yuki deadpanned. Kyo pounced (yes, Pounced) at Yuki, who punched him hard enough that Kyo basicly flew out of the door.
"Yuki... That's the third door that's been broken today."
"Not my fault, Shigure. Oh, and watch out for flying cat."
"Flying cat? What? ... Wait a minute... Oh... DAMN!" Shigure ducked down, and Kyo flew over his head, straight into Yuki's fist, and out the door again.
. . . : : : Outside Sohma House : : : . . .
"So, this really is a house. Not an illusion. Cool." Renji said.
"Yep. Told ya i wasn't crazy." Torishi replied.
"Nope, you're still crazy." Rakuen said in turn.
"Oh, Shut. up!"
Just then, Kyo shot out of the house, crashing into Ichigo. Tohru had run out of the house at that point, but tripped, crashing into both Kyo and Ichigo. Both of which turned into a little orange cat. After that, all hell broke lose.
Ichigo and Kyo stared at each other. "AHHH!!!!" They looked down at their paws, screamed again, looked back at each other, pointed, and screamed. Again. Yuki walked outside, looked at the two screaming cats, then promplty walked back inside.
Shigure then came out, then stared. "Oh. My. God. THERE'S TWO OF THEM?!" He screamed bloody murder, then ran for the hills. Rukia poked Ichigo. "Since when were you a cat?"
"I don't frikin KNOW!!!" He yowled. By that time, Kenpachi caught up to every one. He still had a rabbid and very pissed off squirell attached to his hand. "What the hell is going on here?!"
"I... don't know any more." Rakuen said blankly. Torishi nodded in agreement. "He... And I... And cats... And... WHY?!" Kyo and Ichigo both yowled in complete unison. Rakuen grinned and said, "You two are copy cats."
"ARE NOT!"
Just then, Kyo and Ichigo turned back into humans. Ichigo had clothes on but Kyo... Not so much. Every one looked away as he scrambled to get his clothes back on.
"Okay... Well, that was weird." Rukia pointed out.
"Really now?" Ichigo muttered. Just then, a loud roar exploded from no-where as a Menos Grande ripped it's way through the sky and stood only a few yards from the group. Meanwhile, Tohru was fainted on the grass... Like usual.
"What the HELL is that?!" Kyo asked. Ichigo used his combat pass to leave his body and muttered, "I'll have to explain this later..."
"Hell yeah you will!" Kyo replied.
Ichigo turned to face the other orange haired boy. "You... can see and hear me? Still???"
"Yeah, why shouldn't I?"
"Well, I-" The Menos roared again, and just about stepped on Tohru. Kyo growled and with un-imaginable speed, at least for a human, ran to Tohru, picked her up, and got out of the Menos' way.
With in a few minutes, how ever, it was all over. The Menos was defeated by Toshiro and Ichigo in the end. Only a few trees and a couple rabbits, which Rukia were now morning over, were harmed in the fight.
"Now... What are you?" Kyo asked in a demanding, no non-sense way.
"Well... We're Soul Reapers. And... You might be, too."