Puck's getting a lot of weird looks from all the shoppers at the shoe department and it kind of makes him want to punch every one of their lights out. Then again though if he saw some beefy guy in he women's section of the shoe department he would be giving that guy some crazy looks too. He's not a cross dresser though, honestly he's not. Caroline, his four year old, is like in love with Dora and they are in town doing a play or whatever. He tried to get her tickets but they sold out within and hour and then he had to watch her cry over it.

That shit's not kosher man, he loves that little girl and he'll do anything to make sure she doesn't shed a tear. Hence the reason he is at the store trying on women's high heals. The local radio station has a pair of front row tickets but you have to enter in the "High Heel Derby" to win. Just to be fair though he made Finn and Mike join even though they have boys who couldn't care less about Dora. He figures between the three of them they have about a seventy percent chance at kicking some major ass.

"What do you think man do they make my legs look awesome or what." Mike asks laughing and checking himself out in the mirror.

"Dude shut up people are staring." Finn grumbles.

"Who cares Finderella you're not the one with the badass reputation on the line." Puck snaps back

So yeah he could have asked Rachel to use her connections to get the tickets but she's always the hero in situations like these. He wants to be the reason for Caroline's blinding smile. (Shut up he knows fatherhood as softened him and he doesn't give a fuck he's still bad ass just try him dare you.) He has a week to train for the High heal derby and he honestly doesn't know why Rachel ever wears these things. He doesn't care how sexy she looks when she has them on if he was a girl he wouldn't even looks at those things.

After a full week of running up and down the road they live on though he's pretty much perfected the art of running in heals, he's got torn up hands and scabbed knees to prove it but Caroline's face when she watches her idol on stage is totally going to be worth it. Now it's the day of the race and she's a ball of excitement running around the house in her 'team puckerman' t-shirt that Rachel made for the two of them. If he were completely honest with himself he would say he's nervous too. If he doesn't win this it's going to break her little heart.

The horn to start the race goes off and twenty or so men take off down the sidewalk lined with people. Puck's not going to lie he's not above playing dirty so when he elbows the guy he vaguely recognizes from a PTO meeting Rachel forced him to go to it wasn't a complete accident. He's neck and neck with the guy so he has to do something. Finn and Mike are right behind him with the rest of the men a good thirty or so feet behind the trio.

That's when Finn falls with a loud thud, Puck told that guy to practice more but he didn't listen and he should have know he would be the first of the three to go down, Puck can't help himself when he turns around to see if his best friend is okay.

"Go on without me! Save yourselves!" with those over dramatic words he turns back around and quickens his pace.

Mike falls at the 3/4 mark but gets right back up now there are at least three guys between Puck and Mike but it doesn't matter because Puck is owning this race. That is until he's ten feet away from the finish line and the guy he elbowed is back with a vengeance. The dude strait up grabs his shirt and yanks him backwards right at they are about to cross the finish line. PTO crosses the line while Puck falls backwards and he's beyond pissed at this guy. He stands up and brushes the dirt off of his shorts in preperation to kick this guys ass until Caroline comes running up and attaches herself to his legs.

"Daddy you did so good!" She giggles when he picks her up and kisses her on the forehead. He furrows his brow in confusion.

"But baby I didn't win that means no Dora." He says sadly.

"S'okay daddy today was so much fun! 'sides mommy said The Wiggles are coming into town next month!"

If Puck was the guy who got over emotional about crap his heart would sort of swell right now because he was so sure that his daughter was going to hate him for like the rest of her life if he didn't win this for her.

"And guess what baby." Rachel says as she walks up to them and intertwines her fingers with his. "Z100 is having a drag show completion for the tickets. I signed you up."

Yeah he's totally going to own that drag show!