Summary: - Ino asks some questions…..Gaara is innocent? Naruto is stuttering? What's going on???
Love Is An Abstract Noun
One day Ino, decided to ask some of our favorite boys of the leaf Village some –or rather, one- question.
While the other chunins were busy doing whatever they like or training, Ino took ,our favorites, Neji, Sasuke, Gaara and, of course, Naruto for asking them a few questions.
Ino chose Neji to be the first victim of her question, "Neji. What is Love?" She asked this rather confidently, the way teachers ask their students questions regarding the subject they were teaching. Neji was rather taken aback by this strange question asked to him, but, of course, didn't show it. "Love is a very strong and warm feeling about a special some one. Love for the mother is good, though." Ino stared at him incredulously. "What?" Neji asked. "That coming from you?" Ino shook her head. Neji just shrugged and Ino said "Whatever".
Her next victim was our favorite, Sasuke Uchiha. "Sasuke. What is Love?" She asked in the same manner as she asked Neji. As per usual, Sasuke replied emotionlessly "Love is the most stupid thing ever. But Love for the mother is good." Ino stared at him for sometime, waiting for him to continue, but, he didn't. So she asked "That's all?" Sasuke replied "What? You expect more from me?" Ino just sighed and said, "Never mind…"
Next up, Naruto! "Naruto. Same thing. What is Love?" The answer from Naruto was, "Love is…it is…L-love i-is a v-v-very str-strong and…and wa-wa-warm f-f-feeling we f-feel for a-a-a s-special s-some-someone. L-love f-f-f-for th-the mo-mother i-is good." Wow. Didn't expect that, now did we? Naruto was laughing nervously. Ino sighed and went to… (Insert drum roll)
Gaara! "So Gaara. What is Love?" Gaara replied in the same tone as Sasuke, but said, "Love is an abstract Noun."……….
Everybody just stared at him, poker faced. Then, all at once, started laughing and rolling on the floor. Including Sasuke!!! After about five minutes of laughing hysterically, they got up, still laughing, and wiped the tears of mirth.
Then, Sakura and Hinata came to the laughing four and Gaara staring at them, confusedly. Sakura came, waved at them, and said cheerfully, "Hey guys! What's up?" Ino, who was still laughing and rolling on the floor got up wiped her eyes again and answered, "Love's up!" And started laughing again. Sakura and looked at them worriedly and wondered what happened, but they just continued laughing. And rolling.
Poor Gaara.
A/N:- Hi,this is my first fanfic so please be kind...obviously, flames are allowed specially since this is my first. I actually got this idea from ny bff Maria, we both thought it was very hilarious, so I thought why not upload it in ? Hope you like it! ;)