I'm on a roll with these and loving it. Once again, Cred to my favorite beta GSRgirlforever. Believe it or not, this was inspired by someone else's story and...an Oreo advert. Got to get it from somewhere.

Again, don't own CSI or Oreos but they are really awesome biscuits.

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"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Catherine stopped with the Oreo half way to her lips.

"Why not?"

"Sara made me bring those in especially for Greg."

"How is she by the way?"

"Missing her feet."

"Hang on, isn't Sara pissed at Greg cause he stole the last Oreo the other day?"

"Thats what I told you not to eat them." Grissom leaned over to whisper in her ear, watching the disgusted look on her face.

"Thats disgusting! And you're letting her get away with it?"

"Catherine, I learned from your pregnancy and being married, never meddle with a pregnant woman when she has her mind set on revenge. Especially when Sara's the one who's pregnant and I want to save my back from sleeping on the couch."

"To say you've only been married six months, you're learning pretty fast."

"Dont hit me for this, but I learned from everyone else's mistakes."

"At least you learned. Now don't screw it up."

"Yes ma'am."

"Is he here yet?" The large stomach that was Sara Grissom waddled into the break room and quickly sat on the pre-offered chair from her husband.

"He'll be here in a minute honey."

Right on cue, the mouse blond head of Gregory Sanders cautiously made its appearance in the doorway. Panic set in when he saw Sara sat at the table. The only thing keeping her sat was her baby bump and Grissom's hands on her shoulder. What scared him even more was the fact that she was smiling at him.

"Hi Greg." She's HAPPY to see me, that cant be good.

"Hi...Sara." She lifted the open packet of Oreos off the table and offered them to him.

"Oreo?"

"No...thanks." She shrugged, then put the packet back on the table and took one out, offering it to Grissom.

"Twist."

With them holding either side if the Oreo, they twisted it in opposite directs so it came apart. Grissom smirked triumphantly while Sara looked slightly disappointed.

"Dammit, why do you always get the side with the cream?"

"Because the Oreos like me better. Here." Everyone watched in fascination as Grissom popped his half of the Oreo into Sara's mouth. "It doesnt matter any way cause you always eating it." With mock annoyance, Sara shoved the biscuit into Grissom's mouth and almost choked him with it.

With Catherine patting his back and Sara apologizing profusely, Greg licked his lips while eyeing the Oreos. Surely if Grissom and Sara had eaten one, they were safe. Nick watched Greg and, knowing which one to avoid, picked one up and began munching on it. Making sure everyone was settled and watching, he picked up the offending Oreo and waved it in Greg's face.

Catherine smirked into her coffee cup as Greg's stomach overruled his head and he bit it in half.

3...2...1

"What the hell is in this?!"

"Deep fried cockroach." Sara said casually. The team burst into a deep fit of laughter as Greg paled dramatically and rushed to the sink to spit it out. Warrick clamped a friendly hand down on to his shoulder.

"You know there's a lesson to be learned from this don't you?"

"Yeah, whats that?" Came the mumbled reply.

"Never pissed a pregnant woman. Especially when she's married to an entomologist."