Harry Potter and the Purple Llamas
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, the Girl with ESP, Supreme Pre, the Purple Llamas, and orange bananas do not belong to me. DO NOT SUE ME, AND, PRE AND LIBBY IF YOU EVER READ THIS DO NOT BE MAD AT ME I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: It was a fine day on 57 Privet Drive, but on 4 privet drive, however it was not
Dudley: Help!!!!!! I'm being attacked by purple llamas!
Harry: HUH???
Sailor Moon: Theif!! You stole my llamas I will sic my long legged friends on you!!!
Girl w/ ESP: Huh? What am I doing here, I don't even like Harry Potter
Harry: (hurt) How can you not like me?? Everybody loves Harry Potter. I am an international celebrity because.
Supreme Pre: Shove it!
Excitable Flute Player at Band Camp: My name is still too long.
Girl w/ ESP: then change it you are the one writing the fic, dumbass.
Excitable Flute Player at Band Camp: ::pouts:: FINE!!! I shall now be known as Padma!
Harry: Uh.. Excuse me, but a girl in my school already has that name. It would be a bit confusing, don't you think?
Padma: OK, what should my name be then?
SP: John
Girl w/ ESP: Jacob
Llama: Jingle
Harry: Heimer
Dudley: Smitt!!!!!!
Padma: uh. no.
::Petunia Enters::
Petunia: ARGH!!!!
Padma: I like it, I shall hereby be called Argh!!
::Petunia Starts Chasing everybody around with a broom::
Petunia: OUT OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!!!
Supreme Pre: Harry, who's the brood?
G w/ ESP: His aunt who hates him, I have ESP you know.
Harry: Damn, You are good.
Argh: No, you just need to read the Harry Potter books to know that.
Dudley: What, He has books written after him?
Harry: I do?
Supreme Pre, G w/ ESP, Argh, and Purple Llama: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Dudley runs out of room in a temper tantrum::
Dudley: I want books written about me too! MOMMY DADDY!!!!!!
::Loud thud in distance::
::Sudden silence::
Harry: Sounds like he hit his head on the wall again.
G w/ ESP: ::cringes:: OW!!
Sailor Moon: Alright, what am I doing here?
Argh: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Sailor Moon: You are the author, Genius
Argh: Oh yeah, you can go back now
::Sailor Moon disappears from room::
Harry: Alright, this is all well and good but, what are you doing here, and why is that damn llama purple?
G w/ ESP: Be nice to the llama, and maybe when he rules the world he will be nice to you.
Harry: Rules. the. world???
::goes and hides in corner::
Harry: O my god! An agent from Voldemort in my house!!!!!!!!!!! HELLLLLLLLLLP
::runs from the room, screaming::
Supreme Pre: That went well, who is this Voldemort dude?
Argh: How the hell should I know?
G w/ ESP: YOU ARE THE AUTHOR
Argh: O yeah, well I don't have any clue who he is, so whatever.
::Supreme Pre and G w/ ESP rush Argh, for being so stupid::
::Llama takes up keyboard::
Narrator: This Chapter has been cut short due to the unconsciencesness of the author, and her stupidity. Until next time, VOTE LLAMA FOR WORLD RULER!!!!
THE END
Supreme Pre: Hey, Its not over yet
Llama: Yes it is
G w/ ESP: Yes it is, I know because I have ESP
Supreme Pre: But.
Llama: Good bye for now from the world of Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, the Girl with ESP, Supreme Pre, the Purple Llamas, and orange bananas do not belong to me. DO NOT SUE ME, AND, PRE AND LIBBY IF YOU EVER READ THIS DO NOT BE MAD AT ME I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: It was a fine day on 57 Privet Drive, but on 4 privet drive, however it was not
Dudley: Help!!!!!! I'm being attacked by purple llamas!
Harry: HUH???
Sailor Moon: Theif!! You stole my llamas I will sic my long legged friends on you!!!
Girl w/ ESP: Huh? What am I doing here, I don't even like Harry Potter
Harry: (hurt) How can you not like me?? Everybody loves Harry Potter. I am an international celebrity because.
Supreme Pre: Shove it!
Excitable Flute Player at Band Camp: My name is still too long.
Girl w/ ESP: then change it you are the one writing the fic, dumbass.
Excitable Flute Player at Band Camp: ::pouts:: FINE!!! I shall now be known as Padma!
Harry: Uh.. Excuse me, but a girl in my school already has that name. It would be a bit confusing, don't you think?
Padma: OK, what should my name be then?
SP: John
Girl w/ ESP: Jacob
Llama: Jingle
Harry: Heimer
Dudley: Smitt!!!!!!
Padma: uh. no.
::Petunia Enters::
Petunia: ARGH!!!!
Padma: I like it, I shall hereby be called Argh!!
::Petunia Starts Chasing everybody around with a broom::
Petunia: OUT OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!!!
Supreme Pre: Harry, who's the brood?
G w/ ESP: His aunt who hates him, I have ESP you know.
Harry: Damn, You are good.
Argh: No, you just need to read the Harry Potter books to know that.
Dudley: What, He has books written after him?
Harry: I do?
Supreme Pre, G w/ ESP, Argh, and Purple Llama: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Dudley runs out of room in a temper tantrum::
Dudley: I want books written about me too! MOMMY DADDY!!!!!!
::Loud thud in distance::
::Sudden silence::
Harry: Sounds like he hit his head on the wall again.
G w/ ESP: ::cringes:: OW!!
Sailor Moon: Alright, what am I doing here?
Argh: How the hell am I supposed to know?
Sailor Moon: You are the author, Genius
Argh: Oh yeah, you can go back now
::Sailor Moon disappears from room::
Harry: Alright, this is all well and good but, what are you doing here, and why is that damn llama purple?
G w/ ESP: Be nice to the llama, and maybe when he rules the world he will be nice to you.
Harry: Rules. the. world???
::goes and hides in corner::
Harry: O my god! An agent from Voldemort in my house!!!!!!!!!!! HELLLLLLLLLLP
::runs from the room, screaming::
Supreme Pre: That went well, who is this Voldemort dude?
Argh: How the hell should I know?
G w/ ESP: YOU ARE THE AUTHOR
Argh: O yeah, well I don't have any clue who he is, so whatever.
::Supreme Pre and G w/ ESP rush Argh, for being so stupid::
::Llama takes up keyboard::
Narrator: This Chapter has been cut short due to the unconsciencesness of the author, and her stupidity. Until next time, VOTE LLAMA FOR WORLD RULER!!!!
THE END
Supreme Pre: Hey, Its not over yet
Llama: Yes it is
G w/ ESP: Yes it is, I know because I have ESP
Supreme Pre: But.
Llama: Good bye for now from the world of Harry Potter