Some of you have wanted it, so you you've got it! A NEW SEASON OF TPI! It's Mew and Victini with TOTAL POKEMON WORLD TOUR!
The 50 contestants will travel all around the Pokemon world from Kanto to Karos...and everywhere else that's between the two.
The songs will be in script format and italicized, of course. And when someone says something during, it'll also be in script format, it just won't be in script format.
Now that everything is understood...let's get this show on the road!
(Takes place one and a half years after TPA)
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"Hello again viewers", said a small pink Pokemon. "We're back with an all new season of Total Pokemon! as you may remember, I'm Mew and that's Victini", he finished, pointing to a yellow and red fox-rodent Pokemon.
"That's right, we're back and hosting Total Pokemon World Tour!" said Victini. "36 veterans and 14 newcomers will be battling it out for 10,000,000,000 Poke!"
"We'll be flying this plane, called the M.V. Legend", said Mew, pointing to a humongous plane. "We'll be traveling everywhere, from Kanto to Karos, and having fun all along the way. Well, WE will anyway."
"That's right, so let's get in the plane and get the veterans so we can get this show on the road", said Victini.
There were thirty-six pieces of luggage. Each of them were tall and wide enough for the Pokemon inside to fit.
"Alright, don't ask where we got these kinds of suitcases", said Mew. "It's our own business."
"Yeah, now let's see who's returning shall we?" asked Victini. He opened the first piece of luggage.
"Welcome back Laxish!" said Victini as the teal bear was sitting down and eating a chocolate cake.
"What the-is that my cake?!" shouted Mew.
Laxish licked his lips as he devoured the last piece.
"It was", he said as he stood up. "Why am I in a plane?"
"Oh because you're competing in a new season of Total Pokemon Island", said Victini. "Total Pokemon...WORLD TOUR!"
"What...?!" he asked, shocked. "I thought you two were fired!"
"Our boss told us to do three more seasons before we're actually fired...so we get to you all some more", said Mew.
"You all?" asked Laxish. "Who else is here?"
"Let's see..." said Mew as he opened up a big piece of luggage.
A large mammoth rolled out of the bag. "Fuck my life" it said.
"M.P.S.!" shouted Laxish as he ran towards his friend.
M.P.S. got up and acknowledged Laxish. "Hey buddy!" said M.P.S. with a smile. "What's going on?"
Laxish pointed at Mew and Victini, making M.P.S.' eyes widen. "Oh no...you mean-"
"Yeah...we're not fired!" said Victini, happily.
"And you, Laxish and everyone else in these bags are gonna be competing again", said Mew.
"I say once again, fuck my life", said M.P.S.
Mew opened another piece of luggage. A small crustacean came out.
"Aldon...how's it been hanging?" asked Victini.
"Aw crap..." said Aldon. "I thought you guys were fired..."
"Well, we're not, so stop asking", said Mew. "Go over there with Laxish and M.P.S."
"What? The two fatasses are here too?" asked Aldon. "Looks like I won't be eaten for a while", he said while walking towards them.
"In luggage # 4, we have..." said Victini as he opened it.
A small scorpion walked out of the luggage.
"Skore!"
Skore looked at the two hosts and groaned. "Don't tell me..."
"Okay, we won't...yet", said Mew as Skore walked towards the others.
"Hey Skore", said Laxish.
"Oh, you guys are here too?" asked Skore.
"Sadly...yes", said Aldon.
"I wonder what hell we'll be dealing with this time", said Skore.
Victini went next to another piece of luggage. "In this piece of luggage we have...Striker!"
Victini opened it and the cocoon hopped out of the luggage.
"Why am I in a plane..." he asked befoe looking at Mew and Victini. "And why the hell are you two back?"
"it's good to see you too", said Mew, smiling. "Go stand by the others."
"Others?" asked Striker. He turned towards where they said and saw that Skore, M.P.S., and Laxish were smiling at him.
He happily hopped over to his friends.
"Aw...a great reunion, now in this next piece of luggage we have the slutty rabbit herself...Hope!"
Mew opened the luggage and the tall, lean rabbit strutted out and folded her arms. "Why the hell am I back with you two?"
"Because we chose you to be", said Victini. "Mainly for eye candy."
Hope rolled her eyes and walked over to the others.
"Hello Hope", greeted Aldon. "Nice to see you again."
"Back at ya", said Hope.
"Okay, in luggage #7 we have...Shade!"
The black fox ran out of the luggage followed by an ice fox, who tackled him and pinned him down.
"...and Aura!"
"You guys are assholes!" shouted Shade.
"We know...isn't it great?" said Mew with a smile.
"Aw...Shade, don't worry, we can be together now", said Aura, kissing him.
Shade rolled them over and ran behind M.P.S. "Hey guys", he greeted.
"Sup Shade?" asked Laxish.
Aura ran towards Shade, making him leap on M.P.S' back.
"Okay...let's see who else is coming back", said Mew. "In luggage #8 we have...Dew."
Mew opened the luggage and the samurai sea lion climbed out.
"I'm back in hell", said Dew once he noticed Mew and Victini.
"Yes you are big guy, yes you are", said Victini. "Now go greet your friends over there...if they're here yet."
Dew rolled his eyes and walked over towards the others.
"Hey Dew", greeted Skore.
"Hey guys", said Dew before sitting down. "Anyone know what we're gonna do?"
"All I know is that they practically kidnapped us and said we're gonna be doing another season called Total Pokemon World Tour", said Laxish.
"Oh great, more pain and torture", said Dew, looking down.
"This is gonna suck", said Striker.
"You said it buddy", said Skore.
"Alright in luggage #9 we have the living ice cream cone himself...Frosty!" announced Mew.
He opened the luggage and Frosty floated out, confused. He shook himself. "Why am I here?"
"You're gonne be in another season called Total Pokemon World Tour!" announced Victini, shocking Frosty.
"NOOO!" shouted Frosty. "I thought it was over!"
"Well...you thought wrong", said Mew, smiling. "Now...feel free to talk to your friends."
The Vanilluxe looked over and saw that Laxish, M.P.S., Skore, and Striker were waving. Frosty smiled and floated over.
"It's been years guys", said Frosty.
"Yes...one and a half peaceful, painless years..." said M.P.S.
"What have you been doing?" asked Frosty.
"Eating", said Laxish.
"Same here", said M.P.S.
"Piff and I are still going out", said Skore.
"I haven't seen Farra...so I've been partying", said Striker happily.
"In luggage # 10 we have...Farra!"
Striker paled as the giraffe ran towards him and started kissing him. "Fuck me!" he yelled agitatedly.
"Oh don't worry Striker, I'll do that later", said Farra, licking his cheek, making him whimper in terror.
"Alright...in luggage # 11 we have the mechanical marvel himself...Kevin!" announced Victini.
"Yay!" shouted Kevin as he broke out of the luggage. "I get to play more!"
"Oh boy..." said Hope, looking down.
"Hi everybody!" said Kevin.
"Uh...hey Kevin", said Dew.
"Guess who made waffles!" said Kevin as he took out a plate a waffles from his chest compartment.
All of a sudden, one of the luggages started rumbling and soon enough an Absol broke out and grabbed the waffles from Kevin.
"Well...there's Ray", said Mew as he watched the Absol eat the waffles. "But anyways...in luggage # 12 we have...Static!"
Mew opened the luggage as the electric mouse sighed and walked out of it. He walked by everyone without saying anything and climbed on Dew's back. He laid on his back and stared at the ceiling of the plane.
"O...kay", said Victini. "In # 13 we have...Ded!"
Skore and his friends all smiled as Victini opened the luggage, revealing the big ape.
"Why the hell am I in a plane?" asked Ded angrily.
"Well Ded, you and thirty-five other contestants from the past seasons are gonna be competing again in this season, Total Pokemon...World Tour!" said Mew.
"I thought you two got fired!" said Ded.
"Stop saying that!" shouted Mew. "We were fired for a year, but the producer wanted us to do three more seasons so...get over it!"
Ded groaned and went towards the others.
"Hey Ded, it's been a while", said Skore, with a smile.
"Oh, hey, all of you guys are back too?" asked Ded.
"Sadly...yes", said Ray as he continued eating the waffles. "Hey kevin, these waffles are great, what's in 'em?"
"There's waffle in 'em!" said Kevin.
Everyone stared at him.
"Okay..." said Ray.
"Alright in # 14, we have the badass himself...Kai!" announced Mew dramatically as he opened the luggage.
"Welcome back badass", said Victini
The chicken groaned after seeing Mew and Victini and simply walked over to the others.
"Hello Kai", said Hope, seductively.
Kai sweatdropped.
"I thought you and Nero were still together", said Aldon.
"Well, we decided not to have an actual relationship. It's just gonna be sex", said Hope. "Plus...a girl has to keep her options open."
"With your legs open?" asked Aldon, making Hope glare at him.
"Alright...in # 15 we have...Spike", said Victini as he opened the luggage.
Shade smiled while still avoiding Aura. The Togekiss groaned upon seeing the two hosts again.
"I have a feeling that this is gonna suck", said Spike. He looked up and saw a bunch of other contestants from the last seasons.
He flew over to them. "They got you guys too?"
"Yeah..." said Dew.
"Sadly...it's true", said Ray.
"Yep", said M.P.S.
"Pizza!" shouted Kevin.
Spike looked on M.P.S.' back and saw his father smiling at him.
"Dad?" he asked, flying towards him with a smile.
Shade chuckled and hopped on his back. "Yeah...looks like we'll be competing again."
"I just hope mom's here too", said Spike.
"I hope your mom's here too", said Shade, watching Aura stare at him seductively. "Please Arceus let her be here ", he whispered to himself.
"In # 16 we have...Chandler!" said Mew as he opened another piece of luggage.
The chandelier floated out and looked at his surroundings. "Okay...I'm in a plane..."
He looked forward and saw some of the other contestants. "Oh no..."
"Oh...yes!" he heard a voice say.
He tuned around and saw Mew and Victini looking at him with devilish eyes.
"Damn it!" shouted Chandler.
"Yep...we're back with another season..." said Mew. "Now...go wait by the others until it's time to start."
Chandler groaned and floated by the others. "All hell's about to break loose."
"Alright in # 17 we have...Jet!" said Victini as he opened the luggage.
The weasel looked at everything around him and sighed dejectedly before walking towards the others and sitting against the wall.
"Okay, in # 18 we have to fiesty female herself...Summer!" said Victini, making Ray perk up.
Victini opened the luggage and the Typhlosion growled upon seeing them.
"Why am I in a plane with you?" asked Summer angrily.
"You're gonna be in another season, Total Pokemon World Tour", said Mew with a smile.
"You two are supposed to be fired!" said Summer.
"Well, we're not anymore, so...go make out with your boyfriend or hug him or something", said Victini.
"What are you talking ab-" started Summer before she looked over and saw everyone else chatting with each other. She say Ray among the group and smiled.
She went over to hm and hugged him, making him hug back. She sat down next to him.
"Alright...in # 19 we have Cano", said Victini as he opened the luggage.
The Arcanine looked around and sighed before walking over to the others, not saying anything.
"Oh no, you're not doing the same shit as first season, say something now", demanded Hope.
Cano rolled his eyes.
"Nice to see ya again bro", said Shade.
Cano chuckled. "Back at ya."
"Alright...next in # 20 we have the game junkie...Sonan!" said Mew as he opened the luggage.
The Wynaut was playing on a 3DS and ignoring everything around him.
"Sonan?" asked Mew.
No reponse.
"Oh well", said Mew. He used Psychic to move the doll onto M.P.S.' back.
"Now...in # 21, we have Lila", said Mew, smiling.
Lila came out of the luggage and frowned upon seeing the two hosts. She groaned.
"Of course, you decide to make me compete again", said Lila.
"Yeah...we love making you all suffer", said Victini with a smile.
Lila rolled her eyes and sauntered over towards the others.
"Hey Lila", said Dew.
"Oh, hi Dew", Lila responded.
"How's the marraige going?" asked Ded, inserting himself in the conversation.
"It's going great. Jesse makes a good and godly husband", said Lila with a mischievous smile.
"Mom...please..." said Sonan, shuddering at the 'godly husband' part.
"Sonan? You're here too?" asked Lila.
He nodded.
"Oh", said Lila, nervously blushing.
"Why are you blushing?" asked Aura.
"Well..ya see..." started Lila.
"Let's just say that I can never sleep in my bed again", said Sonan, still playing his game.
Everyone gave Lila a sly look, making her blush even more.
"Alright, in # 22 we have...Sparky!" said Victini.
Sparky came out of the luggage and upon seeing the two hosts, covered his head.
"Aw don't worry Sparky, we aren't gonna beat you", said Mew.
"You're lying", he said.
"I know..." said Mew. "But just go stand by the others."
Sparky watched his back as he pratcially hurried over to the others.
"Hey Sparks", said Shade.
"Hey guys", said Sparky as he sat down. "So...how long do you think we'll be in this season?"
"I hope I don't have to be here that long", said Aldon. "I just want to go back home."
Everyone agreed on that.
"Okay...in # 23 we have...Jesse!" said Mew as he opened the luggage.
The jackal, upon seeing the two hosts, growled and glared at them.
"Welcome back Jesse", said Victini.
"Screw you", said Jesse. "Why am I here?"
"Because you and everyone else over there are gonna be in this new season", said Mew. "I'm tired of telling people what it is, so just wait over there."
Jesse rolled his eyes and went over to the others.
"Lila?" he asked.
Lila turned around and smiled before pouncing on him, kissing him. Lila broke the kiss and let him up.
"It's nice to see you guys again", said Jesse.
"Back at ya", said Dew.
"Ughh..." groaned Static.
"What's with him?" asked Jesse.
"He doesn't want to be here", said Dew.
"None of us do", said Summer.
Jesse sighed and sat next to Lila.
"Alright, in # 24 we have the second girl we brought back for eye candy...Vixen!"
"Eye candy!?" growled Cano.
Vixen was released from the luggage. She realized that she was on a plane and that Mew and Victini were grinning at her.
"Oh no", she said to herself.
"That's right beautiful, you and all of those other people over there are gonna be in another season!"
Vixen groaned and walked towards the others.
"Hey Vix", greeted Cano, nuzzling her.
"Hey", she replied. "Hey guys."
"Sup Vixen" said Ded.
"Time for more hell", said Sparky, laying down.
"Alright in # 25, we have the shallow dino, welcome back Smash!" said Mew as he opened the luggage.
The Rampardos groaned. "Great, I'm back at hell. At least I get to hang with some of the single girls...if there are any."
"Yeah...keep dreamin'", said Hope.
Smash sighed. "Still nobody likes me", he said as he distanced himself from the others.
"Man...that's sad", said Victini. "But anyways, in # 26 we have the brainy dragoness...Vina!"
Vina flew out of the luggage and upon seeing Mew and Victini, she growled angrily. "Why the hell am I here?"
"Another season..." said Mew. "Now go by the others or wait until your boyfriend gets introduced."
Vina brightened up at the mention of Volante.
"In # 27, we have the smart drake...Volante!" announced Victini as he opened another piece of luggage, revealing the blue dragon.
Volante climbed out and looked around. He frowned upon seeing Mew and Victini, but upon seeing Vina, his expression softened slightly.
"Hey", he greeted.
"Hey" Vina replied, before kissing his cheek.
"Alright, enough lovey-dovey stuff, go stand by the others", said Victini.
The two dragons made their way towards the others.
"Now...in # 28 we have Morgan!" said Mew, opening the luggage.
The Persian came out and once she saw Mew and Victini, she groaned, knowing what was about to happen. She went over and sat next to Dew.
"Hey sis", greeted Dew.
"Hey.." she said sadly.
"Now! In # 29 we have the queen of mean...Vile!"
Everyone groaned as Victini opened the luggage. The ice weasel climbed out and growled.
"Why am I in a plane with idiots?" asked Vile.
"You and the other idiots are gonna be in a new season", said Mew.
"I though you two pricks got fired", said Vile.
"We all thought that", said Summer.
"Yeah..." said Mew though gritted teeth. "But we're gonna be doing three more seasons until we're actual done and this is one of them. So just go by the others."
Vile rolled her eyes and went to the othes. She saw Aldon and Hope and smiled.
"Hey guys", said Vile.
"Hey", they greeted. "Ready to get the alliance back together?"
Aldon and Hope thought for a moment. "Meh, maybe, it depends on who else comes back", answered Aldon.
"Okay, fine", said Vile.
"Alright...next up in # 30 we have the third one we brought back for eye candy...Solis!"
Jesse and Lila groaned. "Great, now i have to deal with that bitch", said Lila.
"Hey, it's been a year and a half, do you really think she'll still be obsessed with me? Plus, we're married now. We won't let anything mess that up", said Jesse.
Lila nuzzled him and purred.
The Gardevoir got out of the luggage, and upon seeing the couple nuzzling each other, she growled and glared at Lila. She walked towards the group of contestants and sat close to Jesse, making lila glare at her.
"Hah...sweet drama", said Mew.
"You said it", said Victini, going to the next piece of luggage. "In # 31 we have the heartless douchebag...Flynn!"
Victini opened the luggage and Flynn climbed out, a frown on his face. "I hate you both", said Flynn once he saw the two hosts.
"Join the club", said Mew, pointing at the contestants that were now glaring at them and Flynn.
"Oh please, you all need to get over it, it's been years", said Flynn.
"That doesn't matter, prick", said Vina.
"Whatever", said Flynn.
"Okay...we're down to the last two luggage cases", said Mew. "In #32 we have the seductive deceiver...Carman!"
Everyone glared at the hosts. They brought back the third-most evil person throughout the series.
Mew opened the luggage and Carman came out with a smile on her face.
"Hello everyone", she greeted .
"Screw you slut", said Dew.
"Aw...look who's still upset", said Carman. "You sure do hold a grudge for someone with a little penis.
Some of the girls and guys started snickering and laughing, making Dew blush a bright red and bring out his sword, about to strike.
Mew used Psychic to stop the sword from hitting her.
"No hurting the sexy eye candy", said Mew.
Carman smirked.
"Now, for the final piece of luggage", said Victini.
"If it's who I think it is..." said Chandler.
"In the last piece of luggage we have...the deceiving douche and manipulative mastermind...Mason!" said Mew as he opened the luggage.
Mason came out and glared at everyone . He growled upon seeing Ray, who did the exact same thing. Mason leapt at ray and pinned him down, scratching and biting him. Ray did the same to Mason.
"Alright enough!" said Mew, but the brothers continued.
Victini used Psychic to break the brothers up.
"Now...no more fighting until the game actually starts", said Mew as Victini put Ray besides Summer and Mason by Carman.
"Now...let's get this game started", said Mew.
"Wait...there's another luggage case over there", said Sonan, pointing to a left over piece of luggage that was hidden under a seat.
"No there's not", said Mew quickly.
"Yes there is...I see it too", said Laxish.
"Ugh...fine", said Mew as he floated over and brought out the case. "Please welcome back...Egridos", he finished sadly.
"That's right, I'm back!" said Egridos.
"Fuck my life", said Chandler to himself. "Even though I'm not alive.
"Well, that's everyone", said Mew.
"Finally, now we can get this crap over with", said Morgan.
"But first...we have an announcement!" said Victini.
"What?" asked Aura.
"Along with the 36 of you, you will be competing with 14 newcomers", said Mew.
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" shouted Striker.
"MORE NEW PEOPLE?!" shouted Mason.
"YAY!" cheered Kevin.
"That's right, and here's the first one...welcome Ricky!" said Victini as a Jolteon came onto the plane, switching.
"Uh..." said Skore. "They know he's gay right?" he whispered to Striker, who was being held by Farra.
"Hey guys, I'm Ricky. I'm just an easy going guy and-" he stopped upon seeing Shade on Spike's back. "-I hope I get to know a lot of you better."
"Good, now get over there", said Mew with a smile.
Ricky sat close to where Spike was flying, beside Farra and Striker.
"Alright, the newbie here is...Rock N' Roll!" said Victini as a Roggenrola bounded onto the plane.
"What kind of name is Rock N' Roll?" asked Vile.
"We'll be calling him Rocky..." said Victini. "Anything you'd like to say?"
"Um...just hi and I hope that I make it far becaus...a lot of you look scary and mean", said Rocky. "But other than that I'm happy to be here!"
"Haha, alright, get over there", said Mew. "The next newbie here is...Razor!"
A Garchomp came onto the plane, making everyone stare in amazement.
"Anything you wanna say?" asked Victini.
"Yeah...get on my bad side and I will end you", said Razor, scaring most of the contestants.
"I like him already", said Vile.
"Alright Razor go stand by the mammoth", said Victini.
Razor stood by M.P.S., but M.P.S. was freaked out because of the advantage he had over him.
"The next newbie here is...Zayn!" said Mew as a Sceptile came onto the plane.
Kai, upon seeing him, growled.
"Nice to see you again Kai", said Zayn, folding his arms.
Kai glared at him.
"Whatever, now let me get my introuction over with. I'm Zayn and I'm a good leader, cross me and you die", said Zayn.
Kai put a claw to his face and shook his head.
"Okay, good, go stand over there by the sea weasel", said Mew.
Zayn bumped into Kai's shoulder and stood next to Jet.
"Alright, the next newbie is...Chelsea!"
The Emolga flied into the plane and smiled.
"And thus a graceful beauty appears inside of a massive plane" said the Emolga.
"Weirdo", said Flynn under his breath.
"My name is Chelsea and I'm an actress", said Chelsea. "That's all you need to know", she said before flying over by Dew.
Static noticed her and immediately sprang up and smiled.
"Okay...the next newbie is...Lawrence!" said Victini as a Whirlipede rolled onto the plane.
"Alright, I'm Lawrence and I like to stab things", said Lawrence. "So...if you make me angry, I'll come after you and I'll kill you."
Everyone stared in shock.
"O...kay", said Victini. "Go stand by the coffin please."
"What?!" shouted Egridos, who gulped as Lawrence rolled towards him.
"Now...the next one is Hex!" said Mew.
A puff of smoke appeared and a Herdier with a black top hat and cape stood in its place as it faded.
"I'm the Amazing Hex!" said the Herdier. "I can and will shock and amaze you", he said as he pulled a Buneary out of his hat and started pulling out hankerchiefs from his mouth.
"...a magician...seriously?" asked Flynn. "Can you make us all disappear from these pricks?"
"Nope, he's not gonna be doing that because we're gonna be taking his hat", said Mew, taking his hat and making it disappear, making Hex look down in sadness and silence.
"Um..." said Sonan. "I think you broke him."
"No, that's just his personality", said Mew. "Go stand by the others boy."
Hex said nothing and walked towards the others before sitting down next to Sparky.
"Alright, the next new contestant is...Jason!" said Mew as an Infernape entered the plane, making most of the girls, look at him and blush.
"Hello everyone", he said in a charasmatic tone.
"H-hi" said the girls.
"Hey", said the guys.
"I hope that I get to know you all a whole lot better", he said winking, making the girls giggle and the guys give him a look.
Jason went over and sat next to Farra who huffed and looked away, leaving Striker confused and shocked.
"Alright, the next contestant is...Combat!" said Victini.
An Aggron wearing shades and dogtags entered the plane with an MP3 player. He ignored everyone and simply sat against the wall next to Volante.
"I like him already", said Aura.
Everyone started agreeing.
"Alright, the next contestant is...Crowley!"
A Hitmonchan entered the plane and upon seeing Carman, he got next to her.
"Hello my queen", he said in a British voice.
"I'm not your queen", said Carman, turnng away from him and climbing on Mason's back.
"Ah...I see...you prefer canines..." said Crowley.
"No...it's not that, it's just that I hate British bastards", said Carman.
"Yeah...plus you wouldn't want to hit that...it's too skanky", said Dew.
"Nah...I think you're just jealous that she's single now and I can have her", said Crowley.
Mason made a buzzer sound. "Wrong answer dumbass."
"Me and Mason are dating", said Carman.
Everyone stared at the two, shocked.
"Okay...ignoring that shocking info, the next contestant is...Harrison!" said Mew.
A shiny Swellow flew inside the plane.
"Hey, I'm Harrison and I'm very outgoing and I like to sing", said Harrison.
"Okay...stop talking now", said Victini.
Harrison shrugged his shoulders and flew beside Spike.
"Now...the next contestant is...Crash!"
There was silence at first, but grunts and thuds were heard soon afterwards. Soon enough, a rolling cart entered the plane, a fishbowl taped to the top.
A Carvanha was seen panting inside the fishbowl. "I...Crash...name...hey..." he said before passing out.
"Did he hit his head repeatedly trying to get up here?" asked Solis.
"I guess so", said Mew. "Someone move him towards the group."
Combat used his tail to pull the cart toward everyone, while still listening to his MP3 Player.
"Okay...the last contestant is...Justy!" said Victini as a Braviary flew inside the plane.
"Hello", he greeted, but upon seeing Mew, Striker, Ricky, Static, Morgan, and a couple others, he glared. "I didn't realize you let unoriginals on this show."
"Um...what does that mean?" asked Dew.
"It means Kantoans, those dumb-looking stupid fucks", said Justy angrily, making everyone jump.
"Uh..." started Vixen.
"Oh he was in the Pokemon War, he hates all Kanto Pokemon because he fought them...and he's nuts", said Victini.
"Oh...
"Now...let's get this game started-
"Wait, you forgot me", said a voice.
Everyone looked in a doorway and saw that a Dunsparce was hopping into the plane.
"Oh yeah, you're Cam right?" asked Victini.
The Dunsparce sighed. "My name's Mac, but I get called Cam asll of the time."
"Whatever, now get in here", said Victini.
"Okay, now that you all are here", said Mew. "We're gonna explain the rules."
Suddenly the plane started lifting up.
"What's going on?" asked Skore.
"This season, you'll be traveling all over the Pokemon world from Kanto to Karos", said Mew.
Everyone suddenly started cheering.
"I thought you all didn't want to do another season", said Mew.
"That was before we knew we were traveling around the world", said Lila.
"Yeah...now there's more stuff to know so pay attention", said Mew. "Like I said before, you'll all be traveling around the Pokemon World. You'll also you'll be doing the challenges in wherever we stop."
"Okay..." said Summer.
"Like in the other seasons, you'll be put into seperate teams and do the challenges. Whatever team loses the challenges will eliminate someone", Mew continued.
"Okay..." said Aura. "So?"
"This season, if you get eliminated-", said Victini as he opened the plane door.
A bunch of air blasted through the plane, making everyone hold onto the ground or onto someone else.
"You'll be forced to jump out of the plane", said Victini as he closed the door.
"So...if we get eliminated...we fall to our deaths?!" asked Striker.
"You'll have parachutes", said Mew. "Now...the last thing is that season you'll be singing!"
"WHAT?!" everyone shouted.
"That's right, whenever you hear this", said Mew as a bell dinged. "That means you have to sing. Anywhere at anytime.
"And what if we don't?" asked Zayn.
"Automatic elimination", said Mew.
Everyone's eyes widened.
"Now that all the rules are settled..." said Victini. The bell dinged.
"What?!"
"Yep...time to sing", said Victini.
"Now?!" asked Summer.
"Yeah...and make it good", said Mew.
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(Alright...here's the hard part. I tried to do a song that dealt with how majority of the contestants have to deal with each other again, while also dealing with the torture again. It's not the best, but I think it's alright...I guess. Here ya go...I call this first song Starting Again...enjoy)
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Jesse: We're back with these two yahoos
Skore: I think I'm gonna cry
Rocky: Oh come on man, you gotta cheer up
Crash: Why should he? We're gonna die
Vixen: It's time for a new adventure
Cano: Traveling aroung the world
Morgan: It's gonna be so much fun
Flynn: Shut up you stupid girl
Mason: I'm surrounded by idiots
Hope: You should speak for yourself you know
Aldon: Oh great an early argument...
Vile: I HATE THIS FUCKING SHOW!
Solis: I'm not gonna lie, this is a surprise, I didn't think I'd see this whore
Lila: At least I'm not hitting on a guy a girl already adores
Sparky: Come on guys, it's not so bad, we can get a few kicks
Smash: Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna hang with the chicks-
Everyone: NO!
Spike: I'm sure we're gonna die
Sonan: Fall, break down, and cry
Chelsea: I hope you guys aren't serious
Harrison: Cause I think she's becoming delirious
Ray: Come on Kai and Jet, you guys have to sing.
They both shook their heads.
Ricky: I wonder what we're gonna be doing first
Summer: I'm sure that whatever it is will feed these hosts' bloodthirst
Kevin: Does anyone want pie?
Lawrence: Who invited this guy?
Frosty: This is gonna be the time when I get all the goods
Laxish: You better hope you don't get eaten
M.P.S.: Or worse...defeaten!
Vina: My knowledge will push me across the line and we'll win all the dough
Volante: Well, what are we waiting for? Come on let's go!
Mew: Nope, everyone sings in this episode or someone gets eliminated. After one of those two options happen, then we'll go.
Razor: This game's already pretty lame I wish that I had never came
Crowley: Yeah and while you're thinking that, I'll get all the fortune and fame
Farra: I can't believe I'm in this game again at least I'm with Striker
Striker: Oh sweet Arceus why?! I said i don't even like her!
Aura: I am with Shade and he's going to get laid
Shade: No, no, no, not again. Shine will be betrayed
Mac: I don't know why I came here, but I guess I'll try to win
Chandler: Well, make sure that you try hard or you'll get hurt again and again
Static: I can't believe we're back
Ded: I think I'll have a heart attack because...
Everyone (minus Kai and Jet): We're starting again
Skore: This will be our end
Everyone (minus Kai and Jet): We're starting again
Jason: We'll try to make friends
Everyone (minus Kai and Jet): We're starting again
Ray: Come on guys.
Kai: ...We're starting again...
Jet: ...We're starting again...
Carman: This time I will win
Everyone: We're starting again
Dew: The author's not letting that happen...
Victini: Oh no...
Egridos: FORTH WAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
"Alright, everyone sang...some did great and some just did downright horrible", said Mew. "Now, Victini set the autopilot coordinates to New Bark Town. We have a show to do!"
000
And...done! I think this show is gonna be alright...well at least I hope so. This is gonna be difficult because of Dark Amphithere's TPWT's challenges, but I'll try to make as many challenges as I can that aren't like his so I won't have any copycat stuff.
But, that aside, I think that this is gonna progress well. Review and tell me your predictions and everything. I hope you enjoyed the song as well...it wasn't that good in my own opinion, but hopefully I'll get better at it.
The veterans and the newbies...any favorites, any least favorites? I hope you all enjoyed this first episode and I'll try to do better with the songs. Thanks for reading and I'll see you all next time on Total...Pokemon...WORLD TOUR!
Next time: The cast goes to New Bark Town to start their journey. What will happen while they're there? You'll have to wait to find out!