Roger: (high-pitched girly shriek) Aaaaahhh!
Maureen: Oh my god! WTF happened?
Roger: April died. She committed suicide. See? (signals to dead April on bathroom floor)
Mark: Oh my god! WTF happened?
Maureen: April died! (sob)
Benny: Oh my god! WTF happened?
Mark: April committed suicide! Look in the bathroom.
Collins: Oh my god? WTF happened?
Benny: April died!
April: (gets up) Oh my god! WTF happened?
Collins: April – hey wait! You're dead!
April: What Really? Fine. Kill the rockstar/junkie's girlfriend. (sigh)
Roger: Hey! You're a junkie too! If you die though, I'll quit.
Mark: ahem (Roger glares)
Maureen: You committed suicide, April. See the blood coming out of your wrists?
April: Uh-oh. (falls over)
Collins: Withdrawal time! (to Roger)
Benny: Now might be a good time to mention that I'm getting married! To the landlord's kid! I'm RICH!
Mark: Are we living here for free? (says this before anyone else can talk)
Benny: Duh.
Maureen: This is totally worth April dying.
Collins: So true, dawgs. (no one has any clue about Benny's actual intentions)
Roger: Humph. You guys suck. I need smack.
Mark: NO! You're quitting! You promised! (dives at Roger)
Benny: Since when does that mean anything? (Roger glares at him)
Maureen: Since I threw your drugs out the window. I think that the girl downstairs got it…
Roger: (lets out another high-pitched shriek) Oh my god! April died!
Maureen: Slow reaction time?
Roger: (at least ten seconds later) Hey! Fuck you! (starts shaking violently; tries to punch
Mark)
Mark: (ducks) Oh my god! What happened to Roger?
Collins: Withdrawal.
Benny: Oh my god! What happened to Roger?
Mark: Withdrawal.
Maureen: Oh my –! Okay. Whatever.