Sorry for any mistakes and blah, nom nom nom.
From Gakupo's point of view talking about himself and answering some important questions.
Hello! My name is Gakupo, as you probably already know. Unless you don't know who I am... in which case I am a Vocaloid, a thing that sings... in any case, you'll already know about me anyway because you're cringing. Right?
You're a Len fangirl? ... No?
I see a lot of those fangirls. It hurts me. Why would anyone love that kid rather than a fully grown man like mys- Kaito.
Yes, yes. I know what you're thinking Those are my prized samurai swords, my babies. I would risk Luka's life to save them.
Luka? Oh, she's just one of those bitches you expect to see on Gossip Girl. Nothing special. You know, she's just gorgeous and smart and kind and bubbly and perfect. I don't have any sort of feelings towards her. That would make my fanbase angry, would it not? I mean the fanbase that adores me, not the yaoi fangirls. (and boys if they're into that sort of thing. I'm not one to judge, but it looks painf-)
So now I guess it's time to clear a few things up about myself.
Lets start... number one - am I gay?
Well, I don't know why so many people ask me this. Isn't it obvious that with my long hair, fluttery lashes and purple nails that I'm straight?
That's sarcasm if you didn't catch it.
But yes, I am straight, no matter how much my appearance begs to differ. It's a stage thing really. The producers I get seem to thing my look will attract people if it's outrageous and girly so they never bother changing it, hense why I always look the same. I wear this getup so often that I'm just used to it now so I may as well keep it on.
Number two - am I in a relationship?
No. I'm not even a crazy person that thinks they are in a relationship. I do have feelings for a few people but I'm not going to tell you now.
Number three - do I have feelings for anyone and if so, who?
... Pass.
Number four - am I a pedophile?
What is wrong with the world? No, just no.
I would never... r... r-rape... a kid and I would never date or fall for a minor!
You can kiss my ass if you think I'm a pedophile. Don't worry, I'll make sure it's dirty when you kiss it. I'm serious.
Number five - I secretly want to rape Len, right?
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... Y-
That's r-ridiculous! I would never w-want to do th-that! No, I'm not sw-sweating I'm just... uh... sh-shocked anyone would ask that!
Heh...
Len is damn cute though...
No, no. I shouldn't be thinking aloud.
Heh heh heh...
What? They can hear that?
... FUCK.
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WELL-I-HOPE-ALL-YOU-KIDS-HAVE-A-NICE-CHRISTMAS-AND-THAT-YOU-BUY-MY-SONGS!
TH-THANK YOU AND B-BYE!
Sorry if a part of you died during that. I'm reeeeally reeeeaaaalllyyyy sorry.
I felt the need to post something after not writing for ages and this happened. Yeah, sorry sorry sorry!
GAKUPO IS MY UNCLE, SUCK MY CAKE BICHES. (yes, biches. EVERYBODY'S RUSSIAN!)
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