Daddy's Life
Chapter 1
SPOILER ALERT: this story takes place at the time of the latest chapters of Katekyo Hitman Reborn if you don't want any spoilers DON'T READ!
Genre: Humor/ Family
Rating: T
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING IF I DID EVERYONE WOULD BE ON CRACK ALL DAY LONG AND TSUNA WOULD'VE CALLED MUKURO A RAPIST A LOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME AGO :D
20 years into the future…
A girl with brunette hair down to her waist sleeps in peace in the quiet mansion… to her standards anyway… Down the hall shouts of "GET BACK HERE DAMNED BASEBALL FREAK!" and likewise "STOP LAUGHING AND HELP BASEBALL BASTARD!" can be heard, this has been going on for a while now and it's only 5 a.m. Now dear readers you must be wondering WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE SHOUTING AT 5A.M. IN THE MORNING? Weeeeeell… That's because Uri decided to wander off just to annoy Gokudera who was getting annoyed anyway. This had started 3 days ago. Yamamoto being the kind and overly jolly fellow he is offered to help and well Gokudera wasn't in any position to refuse along the way their kids had gotten involved aswell.
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you'll wake Hiro-sama up!"
"haha no need to be so uptight Hota-chan!"
"BASTARD MY NAMES Hotaru h-o-t-a-r-u SO CALL ME HOTARU DAMNIT!"
"ahahaha maa maa you two let's all get along and find Goku's cat before something bad happens."After that they all agreed they should get a move on. Not too long after that the girl heard a tired meow coming from underneath her bed.
"hmmm that sounds like Uri… I wonder if it is Uri…" She looked under her bed and was greeted by a claw nearly scratching her face.
"Oh dear Uri's in a bad mood…" Uri had very few flames coming out of it's ears. She wasted no time picking the cat up and taking it down the hallway to where Gokudera was standing.
"Uncle Gokudera I found Uri!" Gokudera, at the sound of his name being called turned around around to be greeted by the sight of Hiroko Sawada next in line to inherit the Vongola and daughter of Tsunayoshi Sawada and Kyoko Sawada, yes they got married in this fic!
"Hiroko-sama I'm so sorry (queue the bowing down and smashing head into the floor) I woke you up from the peaceful sleep-"
"It's fine but I found Uri in my room and I think he/she (is the cat a he or a she I don't know!) is really tired so we should let him/her rest." Gokudera took one look at Uri and with a quick excuse me dashed off to find Verde who probably had some way of fixing this problem.
"haha well no that that's been solved I guess we can all go to sleep now." Yamamoto was still as cheery as ever. Hotaru who was the child of Gokudera and Haru bid Hiroko farewell and went off to her room to get some much needed sleep and Ryo Yamamoto's son who had exactly the same amount of cheeriness went off to sleep aswell Hiroko was about to go back to her room aswell but she sow her father running in the distance as he came closer he looked panicked oh and Reborn was following after he looked kinda pissed oh, oh no he WAS pissed her dad probably accidentally woke him up again. She was about to run for it but her oh so wonderfully strongandbynomeansweakorwimpy let out one of the most pathetic squeals EVER.
"Hiroko HELP MEEEEEEE !" Hiroko was beginning to get tired since it was 5a.m. in the morning. We must also not forget that her mother is Kyoko who, at first glance, may seem sugar coated but if you annoy her she will hunt you down and do unspeakable things to you. For example there was the time she was pregnant and the varia were staying at the vongola mansion since they destroyed their mansion AGAIN.
**start of flashback**
" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING SHITTY BOSS!" Xanxus having been bored and in a bad mood decided to thro his (empty) wineglass at Squalo's head. Kyoko happened to be passing by at the time, she was about three months into the pregnancy.
"Oh? Squalo- san are you okay?" It seems she was beginning to have some motherly instincts and so became even more caring for the people around her.
"Huh? Oh yeah I'm fine I'm used to it anyway…"
"What? Xanxus-san does this all the time-"
"Oi, woman got a problem with it?"
"well, no but-"
"Then get out and move on, nothing to see here." Xanxus pulled out his guns for extra effect.
"…" Kyoko was a Nazi when it came to manners and she found what Xanxus said to be very rude. A black aura began to surround her and the rest of the Varia began to silently leave the room.
"It seems I need to teach you some manners…" Kyoko smiled and lifted up a statue that happened to be near her. For the rest of the day very manly screams could be heard and if you asked Xanxus about the many cuts and bruises he sported he would simply say they were from a mission and deny that they were from the day the screams were heard and that he was indeed the one that had screamed his heart out.
**end flashback**
Anyway we're getting off the point Hiroko wasn't in the best of moods so she went to find Reborn's wife and her mum and together with them beat the crap out of both Reborn and Tsuna because they were all pissed off from being woken up early. They were all about to go off to bed when n earthquake shook the house. Hiroko looked down to see that she was disappearing.
"MOMMEEEEEEE WHAT'S HAPPENIIIIIING" Hiroko had whined. Kyoko looked horrified at the thought of her daughter disappearing but alas, there was nothing she could so she tossed a couple of Hiroko's rings and boxes to Hiroko, where she got those from I don't know but hell this is a fanfiction so who cares really?, and told Hiroko to keep them on her at all times.
"I'll definitely find a way to fix this so keep yourself safe until then ok sweetie?" Hiroko nodded and then disappeared fully.
~20 years in the past~
Team Reborn is discussing matters with Team Uni
*POOF*
"oh hey dad"
**page break**
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