The real way RK ended (the real stupid way)
Disclaimer: don't own Rurouni Kenshin, Resident evil, X/1999, Avril Lavigne, Fushigi yugi, Vampire princess Miyu, X/1999 (-_- I should thought well not Avril but all the other stuff) and I don't own the land of marshmallows and sugar ponies nor do I want to own that
Of course Kaoru and Kenshin get married have 10002156558686 kids. Sano gets depressed about the fact that Kenshin dumped him for Kaoru and turns to Megumi who really has her sights on getting Saitou. And uses Sano to get to him it works Sano again becomes depressed again and turns to HIKO!
And defying all laws of nature Sano becomes pregnant and gives birth too twins named Alexia and Alfred Ashford. Now Alexia is bent on taking over the world. And Alfred being sickly "devoted" to Alexia dies while seeing his sister come out of a test tube thingie (Resident Evil fans know what I'm talking about) so Alfred gets to see her nude before he dies he then has a huge smile on his ugly face.
Now Misao gets sick of waiting for Aoshi so she leaves to live a life of her own only to have to watch her back every second because she sense A certain some body watching her only to find Soujiro. So they run off together and come back with 8252 kids. Aoshi then finds out about all of this he gets jealous and Kodachi's Soujiro. Misao becomes depressed and Aoshi comforters her then he gets Misao back and is as happy has can be (but doesn't show it of course.)
Kenshin gets sick of hearing daddy daddy daddy! And Kaoru screaming Kenshin get your Rurouni butt over here and help me with Kenji, Miaka, Tamahome, Suzaku, Miyu, Larva, Sorata, Hinoto, etc! And goes back to Battousai killing everybody in Japan and attempts to kill everybody in the whole world but lack of size. And weight of his sword sinks to the bottom of the sea only to find portal to the twilight zone he goes in it. And he lands in the land of marshmallows and pink sugar ponies only to find Tomoe and all the other people he killed with pitchforks, crosses and Buffy the Vampire slayer stakes Screaming KILL THE BATTOUSAI! So for the rest of eternity Kenshin is running away from his ex-wife and everybody else.
But back on earth a Meteor with 12 space shuttle's, Avril Lavigne, two astronauts and Dark Kamui crash into the earth and go BOOM! . . . .I think it could end that way don't you?
Note: this story was inspired by boredom HEY! You try doing something at 12:36 at night I mean there is nothing on TV and I've played every game I have so what would you do? Sorry about having to re-post I was learning how to work on my account and it got deleted by mistake. But thanks to those Reviewers who said I did a good job maybe I'll write another one of these "The Real Way RK Ended," for you guys
Disclaimer: don't own Rurouni Kenshin, Resident evil, X/1999, Avril Lavigne, Fushigi yugi, Vampire princess Miyu, X/1999 (-_- I should thought well not Avril but all the other stuff) and I don't own the land of marshmallows and sugar ponies nor do I want to own that
Of course Kaoru and Kenshin get married have 10002156558686 kids. Sano gets depressed about the fact that Kenshin dumped him for Kaoru and turns to Megumi who really has her sights on getting Saitou. And uses Sano to get to him it works Sano again becomes depressed again and turns to HIKO!
And defying all laws of nature Sano becomes pregnant and gives birth too twins named Alexia and Alfred Ashford. Now Alexia is bent on taking over the world. And Alfred being sickly "devoted" to Alexia dies while seeing his sister come out of a test tube thingie (Resident Evil fans know what I'm talking about) so Alfred gets to see her nude before he dies he then has a huge smile on his ugly face.
Now Misao gets sick of waiting for Aoshi so she leaves to live a life of her own only to have to watch her back every second because she sense A certain some body watching her only to find Soujiro. So they run off together and come back with 8252 kids. Aoshi then finds out about all of this he gets jealous and Kodachi's Soujiro. Misao becomes depressed and Aoshi comforters her then he gets Misao back and is as happy has can be (but doesn't show it of course.)
Kenshin gets sick of hearing daddy daddy daddy! And Kaoru screaming Kenshin get your Rurouni butt over here and help me with Kenji, Miaka, Tamahome, Suzaku, Miyu, Larva, Sorata, Hinoto, etc! And goes back to Battousai killing everybody in Japan and attempts to kill everybody in the whole world but lack of size. And weight of his sword sinks to the bottom of the sea only to find portal to the twilight zone he goes in it. And he lands in the land of marshmallows and pink sugar ponies only to find Tomoe and all the other people he killed with pitchforks, crosses and Buffy the Vampire slayer stakes Screaming KILL THE BATTOUSAI! So for the rest of eternity Kenshin is running away from his ex-wife and everybody else.
But back on earth a Meteor with 12 space shuttle's, Avril Lavigne, two astronauts and Dark Kamui crash into the earth and go BOOM! . . . .I think it could end that way don't you?
Note: this story was inspired by boredom HEY! You try doing something at 12:36 at night I mean there is nothing on TV and I've played every game I have so what would you do? Sorry about having to re-post I was learning how to work on my account and it got deleted by mistake. But thanks to those Reviewers who said I did a good job maybe I'll write another one of these "The Real Way RK Ended," for you guys