Interviews with many Megaman X characters.
Agile, Violen and Serges.
Me: So, you three are always togheter?
Them: Yeah, we guess so.
Me: So you guys do anything fun together?
Them: We destroy various towns and enslave innocent Reploids to attend our needs.
Me: Can you stop talking at the same time? Is getting kinda annoying.
Violen: You heard that. You first Serges.
Serges: Me? How about Agile?
Agile: What?!? Why not Violen?
Violen: Is that an insult?
Serges: We just want to talk first!
Violen: That's it bitches! This is it! Now I'm gonna kill all of you!!!
Serges: What?!?
Agile: I'll take the challenge!
Me: Could you guys take this outside? We don't want to clean spilled battery fluid.
Them: Okay.
Vile…
Me: So, you are supposed to be death for the second time… like Zero?
Vile: Actually, Zero was brought with a second prototype parts left by Dr. Willy. Master Sigma rebuilt me when Dr. Doopler was under his control. Everyone thinks I'm death, but I'm taking a long rest in Acapulco with some sexy Reploid girls.
Me: So… Is that cannon on your shoulder heavy? It looks heavy to me.
Vile: Not really. I can remove it when I go to sleep. Oh! You wanna see me breakdancing on my Ride Armor?
Me: Oh god! No!
Vile: Ooh! Ooh!
Me: Next! NEXT!
Chill Penguin and Blizzard Buffalo.
Me: Well, you guys say to be very close together in your free time?
Penguin: Well, yes. Do you know what we do together?
Buffalo: We make ice statues.
Penguin: Have you seen Edward Scissorhands?
Me: Yup.
Buffalo: Pretty much like those. We have made some ballerinas, animals, girls, actors, girl and more girls.
Me: Do you have an obsession for girls?
Penguin: Well, yeah…
Me: Sheez… Next…
Iris
Me: Well, you are supposed to be death killed by Zero in self-defense.
Iris: Yeah, I know.
Me: Are you still happy about that?!?
Iris: It isn't so bad.
Me: Well, many fans who have played Megaman Zero 2 and saw the ending say that you are the Dark Elf… What do you have to say?
Iris: Oh god! No comments! I'm out of here!
Me: Well, she left…
Midi
Me: So you died just because your twin brother was killed too?
Midi: Quiet frustrating, but you can deal with it. I know many fans wanted me to stay, but that is fate.
Me: What do you think of people putting you in the same rank of Double and Douglas?
Midi: I already met the guys. They're cool and we hang out together… a lot…
Zero
Me: So you were a Maverick before. Right? And Dr. Willy created you. Right?
Zero: Hard to believe at first. But yes……
Me: So what feels to be a Maverick?
Zero: You have a sudden need to destroy everything around you and… and… a need of love… I just needed some love! Sniff!
Me: Now there Zero. You can cry all you want……. But that will make no difference that your past sucked.
Zero: What?
Me: NEXT!
Axl.
Me: Welcome Axl.
Axl: Hiya!
Me: So you have no idea of your past or where you got your Copy shot?
Axl: Nope.
Me: Any clue you think where your from?
Axl: I think I'm from Canada…
Me: And why?
Axl: Dunno… Just have this feeling…
Me: Anyways, there are people complaining about your resemblance with Axel Rose from Guns and Roses with the guns and the squeaky voice. What do you have to say about that?
Axl: NO COMMENTS! NEXT PERSON! I'M OUT OF HERE!
Me: Well, you guys told me to ask…
Various Mavericks…
Me: So is there anything fun to do in Sigma's Island besides causing havoc and chaos?
Storm Eagle: Well, I fly around the island and soar down to innocent Reploid by poking their eyeballs out with my beak and feed my subordinate birdies. Whoa… "Barfs"
Me: Eww! What was that for?
Storm Eagle: Got confused. I thought they were here and it was their feeding time.
Me: Next before this eagle pukes on me again!
Launch Octopus: Well, I don't know almost anything fun to do, but there's something I can do with these eight tentacles… Have you seen that Spongebob sprinkler?
Me: The one where he's on the Jellyfish? Yeah.
Launch Octopus: Well, I can dance like that.
Me: I don't want to know…
Boomer Kuwanger: Well, you gotta do something to relax and be one at peace. So I practice some Yoga to keep my spiritual calm up.
Me: Really? A maverick practicing Yoga?
Flame Hyenard: If I get a free at Red Alert, I go to a night club and tell some jokes! Wanna hear one?
Me: Shoot it.
Flame Hyenard: Okay, Here's a giant termite and enters in a bar then it asks "Hey, Is the bar tender here?"
Me: That isn't funny….
Flame Hyenard: Weird… It made my comrades laugh like crazy…
Me: Because they're hyenas and they laugh for anything…
Flame Hyenard: But it made Anteator very hungry…
Me: Because Anteaters also eat termites…
Flame Hyenard: Ooh…
Tornado Tonion: I dance like a sexy pop star!!!
Me: I know that… besides the sexy though…
A single question to many people.
Me: So is there anything you guys wanna be instead what you are right now?
Zero: I wanna be a rock star!
X: I wanna be in Greenpeace.
Axl: I wanna be X!
Alia: I wanna be a telephone operator.
Douglas: I wanna build a gigantic robot and dominate the world!
Signas: I wanna be part of a stripping club… Are rolling? GIVE ME THAT!
Tornado Tonion: I wanna be Britney Spears!
Vile: I wanna be a Power Ranger… Is there a purple one…
Double: I wanna get rid of my evil second personality.
Yami-Double: I wanna get rid of this fatass…
Double: Shut up!
Yami-Double: No! You shut up!
Axl the red: I wanna be a professional model or a Hollywood celebrity.
Grizzly Slash: I wanna spend the rest of y days cutting trees in Canada.
Web Spider: I wanna replace Toby McGuire in the next Spider-Man movie!
Dark Dizzy: I wanna sit down and have some tea with classical music.
Agile, Violen, Serges: We wanna be the next three stooges!
Midi: I wanna sit down and play videogames with Techno!
Techno: I want to kill Midi… wait… that would kill me too…
Colonel: I wanna be part of a stripping club with Signas-Kun.
Iris: I wanna marry Zero! And then cheat on him with X or Axl!
General: I wanna wear a Godzilla costume and destroy Tokyo!
Dr. Light: I wanna go to a haunted house and scare people. I look scary already.
Sigma: I wanna be part of a bad guys union so they'll sue the Maverick Hunters when they think they killed me. Then they'll feel my suffering!
Soldier Stonekong: I wanna drink and have wild parties until my butt turns blue.