A/N: I can proudly say that I am [almost] positive that I have written the first Thor/Loki story [in English]. This was just a random plot bunny that wouldn't let go until I wrote it. I don't like reading stories with lots of mistakes, so please tell me if you see anything.

Also, if you want to write a sequel, it's fine. Just tell me so I can read it ;) I may write more Thor drabbles and post them here. I accept challenges (but that doesn't mean that it will actually get written).

Here's the story. Enjoy and review!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything...

Vinr, Bróðir, Elska

Sif's Umráð

"You're going to be gone all day?" Loki asked, just to be sure.

Sif stared at him, "For the fifth time, yes. Odin has some special thing for me to do. Why did you want to know?"

Loki smiled innocently, "No reason… So, are you and Thor still dating?"

"Yes," she sighed. "I'm thinking about breaking up with him. I can tell he wants to, too, but he doesn't want to upset me."

"Hm…" Loki smiled. "I wish there was something I could do to help."

Sif paused before her eyes widened, "Well there is something you could do."

"What?" Loki asked, leaning closer.

She lowered her voice to a whisper and glanced up and down the hallway, "You said you liked Thor, right?"

"Of course," Loki laughed. "Everyone likes Thor."

She glared at him like he was being purposefully stupid and annoying (which he probably was), "Not like that, you idiot. Like, like him."

"Yeah," he nodded, "but what does that have to do with you?"

"You can do magic!" Sif exclaimed as if that was the answer to all his questions.

"And…?" Loki prompted.

"You know how to transform, right?" At Loki's nod, she continued, "Well, just transform into me and then break up with Thor for me. That way I won't have to deal with it. Plus, you know how to let him down gently. You could probably get a kiss, too. And then, you could leave and comeback as yourself to comfort him."

Loki's eyes widened and he grinned, "Well, Sif, I never knew you had such devious side."

"Will you do it?"

"Definitely!"

She smiled, "Great, I didn't tell Thor I was leaving, so he shouldn't suspect anything. I have to go now."

"Have fun! And Sif," he called after her, "thanks!"

"No problem," she replied before heading to wherever Odin needed her to be.

"Hey, Thor!" Loki called, twirling his black hair in what he hoped to be a Sif-like gesture.

"Hi, Sif," Thor replied.

Loki looked up and stood on his tiptoes to press a quick kiss to Thor's lips.

"How are you?" he asked, smiling. Yes! I finally got to kiss him, even if I am pretending to be Sif…

"I'm good," Thor said looking like he was debating something.

Oh shoot! He's going to break up with 'me.' Maybe I can get another kiss before he does. Loki quickly gave Thor another chaste kiss before looking down at the floor, "Thor, I need to tell you something."

"What?" Thor asked.

"I want to break up," he admitted.

"Oh… Ok."

"Are you upset?" Loki asked, glancing up at Thor from beneath his lashes.

"No. I actually like someone else. Do you?"

"Yeah. I like Fandral," that wasn't actually a lie. Loki had heard her saying that they could date after she broke up with Thor. "Who do you like?"

Thor blushed, "Promise you won't tell anyone?"

"I promise," Loki said, waiting with bated breath for his answer.

Thor leaned closer and whispered, "Loki. Is it a bad thing?"

Loki almost had a heart attack right there, "Of course not. He's not even your brother."

"I know," Thor sighed, "but we were raised like we were brothers. Do you think I should tell him?"

"Definitely," Loki replied immediately.

"But what if he doesn't like me back?" Thor asked, worriedly.

"He does," Loki assured him.

"How do you know?"

"Because I am him,' Loki admitted, shifting back to his true form and kissing Thor.

The kiss started out chastely, but quickly became heated. Thor parted his lips and swiped his tongue across Loki's bottom one. He was immediately granted entrance and he set about mapping Loki's mouth. He moaned as their tongues danced together, fighting for dominance. Eventually, Loki let Thor win and they only parted when the need for oxygen became too great to ignore. Thor bent his head so that their foreheads touched as they both caught their breath.

"Wow," he whispered.

Loki laughed quietly, "Yeah… Want to go to your room?"

"Sure," he grinned.