Kakashi sighs a happy sigh as he walks to the book story. The New Come Come Paradise was coming out today; He didn't give his student the day off for nothing. Kakashi plays with the money while looking at the scenery. Kakashi see's the book store ahead and hurries into it. Kakashi notices the book store hasn't changed yet, still the same light blue walls and hardwood floor.

This place has never changed in the past 10 years which Kakashi was thankful for. Kakashi could understand small changes at times but nothing as precious as his Book Store. Kakashi walks into the ADULT AREA! Kakashi notices the Come come paradise Number 29. The one he was looking for. He grabs it and notices it's the first to be bought. Ha goes to the cashier and asks, "Also I would like the new movie of Come Come Violence."

The cashier nods and hands both the book and movie to Kakashi as he pays for the 27 dollars. Kakashi grabs the bag and walks out of the book store. He could spell the fragrance of roses before; *WHAM* Ino practically fell on Kakashi. Ino gets off fast and bends down in front of Kakashi helping him get his bag. Kakashi who didn't notice this was looking around for his bag panicking. Kakashi then looks up to see right down Inos shirt. Ino stands up fully as she hands Kakashi the bag.

"Here Kakashi...well I got to be going now...Need to find sasuke before sakura does so See ya." Ino says running off around the village. Kakashi watches her run around just noticing the revealing outfit of a mini skirt and short as fuck tank top. It was quite revealing but nothing to make her look like a slut.

"Hmmm Kids..." Kakashi sighs walking home and puts his movie away and grabs his book. Kakashi walks out of his house and walks to the tallest tree and jumps to the highest branch and sits down and as he's about to open the book to start reading he hears a, "Ino let go of SASUKE!" Sakura's voice rings out into the whole village even making the tree sway some. Kakashi's sighs again in frustration.

There was never a peaceful spot he could go to without someone messing it up. "No HES MINE" Ino's voice was just as loud as sakura's if not louder. Kakashi sighs rubbing his forehead as he starts to get a migraine. Kakashi then sighs jumping from the tree looking at the 3 teens. Ino notices Kakashi and waves. "Sakura and sasuke we have to walk dogs tomorrow...I believe one of you guys tell naruto...I'm getting tired of listening to you girls fight so go tell him. Well I'm going home so Ja Ne!" Kakashi then portals to his house and falls asleep on his bed hugging his book.

-Dream-

His first dream is from earlier that morning when ino fell on him. He just realized how much more *AHEM* Developed ino was from the other girls around the village. Kakashi turns on his side as he gets a smutty dream. (Or Obscene Dream) "Kakashi-Koi" Ino yells running around the house with a small black nightgown and black panties. Kakashi sighs getting in the shower. Not even 3 mins later does Ino show up in the bathroom. "Oh Kakashi-Koi" Ino smirks slipping off her clothes or what she did have on. Ino gets in the shower behind Kakashi and hugs him from behind pushing her body Into Kakashi. Kakashi groans a little as he keeps going on with his shower. "Kakashi dear...let me wash you." Ino says rubbing her wandering hands ALL over Kakashi's naked flesh. As Kakashi turns to face ino you notice he's not wearing his mask. Kakashi pushes ino into the shower wall and starts nipping at her exposed neck as she lets her hands wander south of the border. (LOL) Ino starts *AHEM* Playing with his member.

-END DREAM-

Kakashi jumps up panting and gasping putting his hand to his chest in an attempt to slow his heart rate. Kakashi remembers the dream perfectly. It was almost real...Kakashi could swear he actually felt everything that happened to him in the dream. He could almost feel Ino's hands on his member like in the dream, and also it's throbbing from the Sexual dream.

Kakashi grabs a towel and gets up from his bed. He notices his bed sheets wet from his sweating from the dream. "Great! What's worst is I'm having dreams about a 15 year old girl but the sad thing is the dream actually made me breathless and Sweaty. What's the world coming too?" Kakashi mutters going into his bathroom. His bathroom was a pretty good size. It had a deep nice big bath tub with a big shower and a sink mirror toilet and even a walk in closet...Kakashi takes off his cloths, head band and mask and gets into the shower, the hot water running down his exposed body. Kakashi sighs getting his "Sex on the beach" Shampoo and starts massaging the shampoo into his hair. Kakashi then washes it out ignoring the conditioner bottle and on to washing his body. He grabs his soap and rubs his whole body head...Err neck to foot and rinses off. Once out Kakashi turns off the water and put on the first towel he grabs. He washes his face in the sink and then starts to dry off to get dressed. Kakashi pulls off the towel and starts drying his body and hair some...Kakashi gets dressed and notices its 6am.

In Ino's dream that night, she had finally realized just how hot the Copy Ninja was. In fact, she had the same exact dream that Kakashi had. Only SHE was mostly on the receiving end. She woke up with a start and a hand over chest.

'How the fuck can just a dream get you horny!' she thought, feeling the need of pressing herself against Kakashi.

'And a dream about Kakashi? What in the hell is this world coming to.'

She got out of bed and bumped her head, and couldn't get up this morning. No, not really. She rushed to the bathroom, and quickly jumped into her warm shower. Her parents had recently decided that since she was a Chuunin perfectly capable of defending herself, that she could get her OWN home. You know, away from the annoying people called parents. And since then she had developed more of a different style. Cut off tops that show her midriff and miniskirts along with fishnets here and there were perfect to her.

She got out of her warm shower now smelling of lilacs, her favorite flower, and wrapped a towel around her full body. She walked to her closet and slipped on a purple tank top with a high collar, a purple miniskirt, and fishnets on her elbows and knees. She knew she was sexy, so why not show it off?

Kakashi who was already dresses had wondered off to the forest...on certain days his old team came to get trained further from their old sensei. Kakashi jumped into the tree and started to FINALLY read his book...After awhile footsteps could be heard walking towards him.

Ino decided that today, she would go to the forest to train more. Maybe if Sakura was there she could spar with her best friend. Usually she would ask her to train with her, but for some reason, she just couldn't get the silver-haired Jounin out of her mind. Sure he was hot, but he was twenty-nine years old! She shouldn't be thinking about him like that! She should be saying this stuff about Sasuke.

"Sasuke..." she murmured, walking farther into the forest than usual.

For some reason she just could say his name the way she used to. She stopped short of a large tree in the middle of the forest, and sitting on one of the branches was none other than Sharingan no Kakashi.

'Shit...'

Kakashi looks down and sees the upcoming person was ino...'Why does the world torment me so?' Kakashi looks back down and keeps reading his book. His eye brow rises at a certain position shown in the book.

'WHY DOES THE WORLD TEMPT ME SOO!' she thought, blushing furiously at yet another mental image of her and the Jounin... alone... at her house... in her bed... naked...

'GAH! OUT!'

"Oh, hey Kakashi-kun!"

'...What the FUCK did I just say! Oh no! What's he gonna think of me now! WHY DO I EVEN CARE WHAT HE THINKS OF ME!' Kakashi sighs and looks up. He looked at ino in a when you start calling me Kun kinda look. "Hello ...Ino what you doing here...at *checks watch* 7:30am?" Kakashi asks ino while inwardly groaning...the dream replaying over and over in his mind actually started getting Kakashi horny as he sat on the tree. 'DAMNIT...Why now' Kakashi thinks as he noticed ino was staring at him and hadn't answered yet.

"Uh... uh... well... um..." *DAMMIT, INO! STOP ACTING LIKE HINATA AND BUCK UP!* 'WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!' *Uh, DUH! I'm your Inner-Ino. Now TALK TO HIM!*

'ALRIGHT!' "I-I was just um... you know... coming out t-to train! Yeah! That's it! Train!" *Smoooooooooth.*

'URUSAI!' Ino couldn't help but continue to blush as thoughts rushed into her mind of Kakashi.

'Oh God, not now.'

*Psh someone's horny, and by the look of how tight those pants just got, I'd say you're not the only one. So let's jump him now, and no one will have to know! ^.^*

Kakashi nods to ino as he thinks of peaceful things like animals and what not to calm him down. He noticed ino seemed a little tense...When he's sure he's calm Kakashi jumps out of the tree and starts walking to the ramen shop. His old students would take awhile. But before he leaves he yells back, "Hey...be careful with your training." And then starts walking to the ramen shop again. 'Okay, breathe, Ino, breath.'

"Be careful with your training...? Why the fuck would he cares!"

*He likes you, kiddo. Seriously, his boner was just about OBVIOUS!*

"Oh, shut the fuck up."

"You know, talking to yourself is the first sign of madness," said a voice to her left.

Acting on instinct, she grabbed a kunai, and faced the unknown person. It was Sasuke. "Oh... Hey Sasuke." "Sasuke? Just Sasuke? No -kun?" "No... No -kun." *Yeah, that's reserved for Kakashi-kun.* "Ugh." "Hey, do you know where Kakashi went?" "Uh... yeah... Kakashi-kun went to the ramen bar I think." "Thanks. And Ino?" "Huh?" "Since when do you like Kakashi?" "WHAT!"

Ino threw the kunai she was still holding at Sasuke's head. "And since when did you get over me?" "I don't like Kakashi-kun, and I'll never get over you!" "Then why are you using the suffix not for me but for him?" Everything went silent except for the wind in the leaves. "That's what I thought. Later, Ino." Ino sat down next to the tree. "Oh, and Ino?" "Yeah?" "I like you better this way."

Ino blushed, and Sasuke left after his teacher. Kakashi ate his ramen fast so not many people would see his face if any could. Kakashi sees sasuke walk up to him. "Sasuke what brings you to little ol' me?" Kakashi asks with a laugh in his voice. "Did you see ino? I don't no but she's acting different calling you -kun and not me...even though I like it better when people don't make a big fuss over me..." Sasuke replies. "Hmm well naruto and sakura should be getting to the tree about now so let's go. When they got there they noticed Ino and sakura in a little rumble.

"WHAT are you TALKING about, Porker!" "I'm SAYING I can OUTFUCKINGDRINK you!" "Psh, YEAH RIGHT!" "FINE! I'll PROVE IT!" "FINE!" "Tonight, Club Shuriken, Midnight, we'll see who can hold their liquor better!" "Deal!"

Ino and Sakura shook hands. "We'll bring both of our teams as witnesses to the victor!" "You got it!" Ino smirked, and Sakura rushed over to Sasuke. "Sasuke-kun! You made it!" 'Was I that retarded looking?' *Yup.* 'Ugh.' Kakashi rolls his eyes at their little competition and sighs. "Ok well team we're going to practice different element attacks, first we need to find your element..." Kakashi tells the group.