AN: This is an all dialogue story about me, bittersweet cupcakes4, and our favorite bad boys. :D
This is not meant to be taken seriously in anyway. Those who are opposed to crackfics may not want to read. . . Written by me, cupcake, and boredom.
Lucius: Fishsticks Fishsticks what a delicious treat! -Lucius plays with the fishsticks, making them dance on the table while taking an occasional bite out of them.-
Voldemort: -walks in.- Lucius. . . What are you doing?
Reine: You can borrow Voldypoo for now, *swoons at Fred&George's feet*
Voldemort: . . .
Reine: Oh give it a rest, we all know you own me, don't be a spoilt sport!
Voldemort: But. . . I don't like to share ;-;
Reine: Get over it. Ok twins! Take me I'm yours!
Voldemort: *Mutters about hexing the twins into oblivion if they get too friendly*
Reine: Oh calm down, we all know you own my heart
George&Fred: HEY!
Reine: He may own my heart, but for now you get my body. *grins wickedly*
***CENSORED***
Voldemort: WELL! Since REINE is being mean *watches her cuddling with the twins* that means I'm all yours for now babe. *whips out wand* who shall we kill first?
Reine: Please refrain from ever saying 'Whips out wand'
Voldemort: But I like the sexual innuendos. . .
Cupcake: we can leave her with the twins and u know how much she loves Draco or we can punish her by making her talk to cho. *grins evilly*
Reine: EWWW, NOT CHO! GIVE ME MY MOLDY VOLDY! *snuggles voldypoo* never leave meee! ;-;
Voldemort: You really are an evil bish. . .
Reine: Learned from the best, babe! *blows kiss*
Cupcake: Just give me sev or fenrir and I will be happy and u don't have to talk to cho. ;)
Reine: *gives you Fenrir* Me, Sev, and Voldy are going to go *ahem* discuss some books. *winkwink*
Cupcake: *hugs Fenrir then glares at Reine for taking Sev*
Reine: Fiiiiiine. *Hands Sev over making sure he has plenty of applejuice while im away*
Cupcake: You're in time for the pool party. *Reine sees Voldie, the twins, Sev, Theodore, Blaise and some others in swim suites by a table full of food.* You don't know how long it take for them to put on the bathing suites. *glares at Voldie and Sev*
Reine: *gets a nosebleed from picturing them all changing into swimsuits*
Reine:*licks Voldy* I luffs yew =3
Voldemort: Love is a weak emotion.
Reine: Well, I'm not weak but I love you anyway!
Voldemort: I don't DO love
Reine: *looks at him*
Voldemort: Don't give me that look!
Reine: *stare*
Voldemort: Fine. I Lust You.
Reine: Close enough. . . for now. *Jumps on Voldy*
***Censored***
Snape: BUT I WANT LUCKY CHARMS! ;-;
Voldemort: We're SOOO get Count Chocula
Reine: . . .
Snape: PLEASSSE I WANT LUCKY CHARMS PELASE PLEASE PLEASE
Voldemort: NO GET COUNT CHOCULA! ITS CHOCOLICIOUSNESS!
Reine: . . . We're getting Fruit Loops
*Snape and Voldemort roll on floor screaming*
Reine: *Just there Reine heard a loud noise behind out and looked to see a lot of cans on the ground and the cart almost full for food. Sev, Voldie, Bittersweet and Draco(who came was not there a few minutes ago) where near the cart* *taps foot on ground*
Reine:Who said you could get a whole CART full of fruit roll-ups and gushers? Where did the carrots go?
*silence*
Reine: WELL!
*everyone points to Draco*
Reine: Draco. . . "I know you don't LIKE carrots, but honestly! And the fruit roll-ups and gushers? My goodness man! *Licks Draco* How did you know they were my favourite BUT THAT DOES NOT EXCUSE YOU! *smacks around* *Draco likes it rough so its all good*
Voldie and Sev yelled at at the same time: "It was me, not Draco!"
Cupcake: *Cupcake looks around" Umm, Reine"
Reine: I KNEW IT! *blows kiss at Draco* thanks for helping me find the REAL culprits
Draco: Anytime, Rei!
Reine: For punsihment neither of you can watch ** Eye for the Gay Wizard for a MONTH
Vold+Sev: Buh BUT REEEINE!
Reine: Don't make me take away Blues Clues!
-Both Pout-
*Cupcake was quietly laughing*
Cupcake: "Ummm, Reine. Where did Blaise go."
. . .
. . .
*looks around*
*Spots Blaise and Theo wrestling in the Frozen Foods Section*
Reine: BLAISE THEO HERE NOW!
Blaise: But. . .My love!
Reine: Don't 'my love' me mister!
Theo: We were just playing Jedi Knights *pouts*
Reine: *sighs* I would charge a babysitting fee if you all weren't so adorable
Cupcake:"I would be more then happy to babysit them for you for free."
*Voldie was looking at the the ice cream/frozen pies.*
*Sev was glaring at Blaise and Theo*
Reine: I love all my Slithery Slytherins equally *group hug*
Voldemort: But. . . I am the Dark LORD you should love me the most!
Reine: Now now, what did we say about sharing?
Voldemort: Sharing is nice and neat sharing will get me treats
Reine: good boy. *Gives cookie*
Theo/Blaise/Sev/Draco: WHAT ABOUT US!
Reine: *sigh* *Hands out cookies*
Lucius: FISHSTICKS FISHSTICKS WHAT A DELICIOUS TREAT! *plays with fishsticks and makes them dance*
Reine: . . . When the hell did HE get here?
Cupcake: "He came for me but now I think he came for the fishsticks. I think he's getting to obsessed with them."
*as she said this the twins appeared and gave Cupcake a hug. While Lucius was walking to where they kept the fishsticks*
*Reine smirks*
Fred+George: OH CUPCAKES WE LOVE YEWEWEWEW!
Reine: I got my Slytherhotties I'll live sharing my twinsy winsies
Cupcake:"Your Slytherins and your twins. Who is mine then?"
Reine: I said we could share! It's not like I can *ahem* keep them all happy, I'd be spending all day!
Cupcake: know. They are all so demanding.
Reine: I know right, Voldemort alone is insatiable! *pats Voldemort's cheek affectionatly*
Cupcake: *Gives Reine more cookies*
Reine: *rolls around on the floor twitching in a sugar coma*
Cupcake while crying:"Draco how could you. Or was it Cho?"
*Voldie watches in horror*
*Sev, twins, and the rest stay in also in horror.*
*Harry runs in* and yells:"I WILL SAVE YOU MY LOVE!"
Reine: *foams at mouth from sugary comaness*
Harry:"DON'T DIE ME LOVE!" *starts CPR*
Reine: *breathes* *promptly falls asleep on grocery store floor*
Cupcake: YAY, SHES Alright!
Cupcake: *eats a cookie she got from Reine earlier.*
Reine: *snorts* I willingly admit I'm in love with Voldemort and you willingly ate a cookie I gave out? Very daring. *Don't worry I didn't poison them yet*
Cupcake: "Yep, I am. Plus I have Sev on my side."
Reine: hahaha *Snuggles Voldemort*
Cupcake: *turns to Voldie* "Make sure she does have coffee or any sugar foods."
Reine: VOLDY! *jumps on Voldy and cuddles*
Cupcake: *sniff, sniff* ;-; Where's my Fenrir?
Reine: *points* *Goes back to snogging Voldy*
Cupcake: "Thanks" *cuddles with Fenrir*
Reine: We are hopeless cuddlers. *sighs* Voldy I wuffles yews
Cupcake: We are.
*Voldie glares at Cupcake*
Voldie:"Go get Reine some wuffles."
Cupcake:"But."
*Voldie glares more* "Now!"
*Cupcake leaves for a little bit and returns with the wuffles. And is followed by Sev*
Reine: *looks at Voldy* I said a WUFFLES you not that I wanted Waffles. . .xD
Voldemort: But. . .
Reine: YOU CANT BOSS AROUND MY FRIEND ;O
Voldemort: *pouts*
Severus: *Snickers*
Fenrir: *Rolls eyes*
Cupcake: . . . Anyone going to eat these Wuffles?
Lucius: "FISHSTICKS"
Blaise: "I will!"
Reine: *Glances at Lucius and sighs*
Lucius: *Walks around the room shaking his hips and doing the cha cha as he sings the fishsticks song.*
Everyone Else: *Stares at Lucius*
Reine: Has he finally gone completely bonkers?
Blaise: *sighs* This is normal for him.
Voldemort: *Hums along to song and bobs his head*
Reine: *Stares at Voldemort*
Voldemort: . . . I can't help it it's so catchy!
Cupcake: *gives Volie some fishsticks*
Reine: You're not helping!