Russell's Tae Kwon Do Kicks
I was challenged to fight Russell Hrithic Ahmed in a kicking match. I had to go to his gym, Russell's Kicking Fitness. I was a beginner, level 1 of Tae Kwon Do kicking, and I was competing with people who were much taller than me! I was smallest. I would like it better if all the people were my size. He opened up this kicking place just so he could make money for his army, the Bananaloops! I had a nightmare the day right before this happened. I came in last place when I saw Russell win his first place medal. I tried my best to fight Russell. When I woke up, I wasn't at my house. I was at Russell's Kicking Fitness! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I can kick him in the face so I can face the jerk on my own. Belloq showed up and threw a very large snowball at me. Satipo wanted to shoot my face with a meltgun. It was December 6th, 2009. Dietrich let me hide from those two jerks. I have a pet Yoshi. It can eat bad guys, fruits, or anything! I have taught my pet Yoshis not to eat me. I was busy playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Russell kicked me in the face. Why did Russell sign me up for this stupid Martial Arts class? I would rather stay at home drinking hot chocolate so that I can be relaxed and thinking about the crazy things Russell did to me. His assistant, Colonel Jasper showed up with Maxwell, Jonathan and Russell himself. My house is a very nice place to be. I don't think Russell should even be coming to my house. I fell asleep on my couch, sleeping with my glasses on. Toht, a character from Indiana Jones is telling this story.