A/N: The Odyssey by Homer is a well known epic. But is his version how it really went? This is my interpretation of what really happened, hehe. I wrote this and made a movie of it for a class assignment, I think you guys will be as amused as, if not more than, my teacher was. This is my first submission so please do R&R :D thankie much. More coming soon, if you guys like it.
The Odyssey Baked in 30 Minutes
FADE IN: DAY EXT. TROY: THREE OR FOUR MEN ARE SEEN PUSHING THE TROJAN HORSE TOWARDS A NEARBY GATE. AFTER PUSHING THE HORSE CLOSE ENOUGH, THE MEN RUN OFF SCREEN. THE DOOR OPENS AND THREE MEN PEER OUT. AFTER MUCH INSPECTION, THE HORSE IS BROUGHT INSIDE THE WALLS AND THE DOORS ARE CLOSED
NIGHT INT. TROY: THE HORSE IS SEEN RESTING NEXT TO ONE OF THE WALLS. SUDDENLY, THE BACK OF THE HORSE OPENS AND MEN BEGIN POURING OUT. CUE SOUNDS OF BATTLE. FADE OUT. CUE "O FORTUNA" TECHNO MUSIC.
OPENING CREDITS.
Blind Bard Pictures Presents
A Wandering Production
The Odyssey by Homer (Sorta)
FADE MUSIC. FADE IN: DAY EXT. WILDERNESS. ODYSSEUS STANDS TRIUMPHANT AMONG HIS MEN.ODYSSEUS: Behold men! We are victorious! (CHEERS) But before we may return home, we must sacrifice to the gods.
ENTER SENOMENATUS.
SENOMENATUS: whisper Um, sir? We don't have any meat or wine offerings to sacrifice to the gods.
ODYSSEUS: flabbergasted What? No meat or wine? Hmmmmmm… just sacrifice Senomenatus then.
SENOMENATUS STARTS TO WALK AWAY THEN STOPS SUDDENLY.
SENOMENATUS: Wait I'm Seno…
THE MEN RUN AFTER AND JUMP ON TOP OF SENOMENATUS.
CUT TO: CLOUDY AREA DAY. POSIDEON STANDS WITH FISTS SHAKING.
POSIDON: Odysseus! (ANGRILY AND DRAWN OUT)
FADE OUT.