A/N: The following has not been written by me. It has actually been written by my brother :3 I randomly asked him to write an FMA story, and this is what I got, so…
Warning: My brother is going to be eleven years old really soon. (*cough* Birthday in three days *cough*) So I hope you don't expect a full-blown plot or any sort of plot at all XD Don't expect complete accuracy either XD
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA, and neither does he. We are both very saddened about this.
When it comes to Ed, there is a lot to talk about. Well, let me start by talking about when people call him short. When they call him short, then he usually starts to swear. He will also maybe use alchemy on you. Sometimes he will also maybe start to punch you. Well, he will basically swear at anyone who comes close to him.
But by far my all time favorite part is when Winry throws wrenches at Ed. I also find it funny when Hughes obsesses over his daughter and wife. Hughes always likes to threaten little kids at his daughter's birthday party.
Mustang always likes to swear at Ed, and will sit around all day. Mustang is always looking for ways to get promoted.
Hawkeye needs to lay off the gun practice, but dang she has pretty good aim.
Winry is awesome when she hits Ed in the head. She is really good at fixing stuff.
Al likes to keep cats. He needs to say "shoot at me" if it is the bad guy. But it is super funny when he does point out what the mistakes are. He is one of the funniest characters.
Armstrong likes to show off his muscles and his sparkles. He also has a bunch of annoying sisters. I think Armstrong is the best characters ever.
Scar loves to kill people. Scar also likes to think he is cool.
A/N: If you are in any way confused, you are not alone. I told him certain parts were confusing and he said that he wanted them to be o.O
But anyway, peace and love!
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