This is just a fun thing I want to do, so don't let it ruin my other story for you. I just love the idea of the charters of a show, doing a public service announcement as if their actors taking time to talk to the people about important things like on the venture brothers, when they talked about testicular torsion, or family guy on killing strippers. This has Nothing to do with The Next Experament! It will probably be the only time I use the dialogue format, so it will look like reading a script.
Disclaimer: I don't own Vandread, or any other of the name brand franchises I use, so don't think I do.
Public service announcement
The director walked onto the stage, where chairs for all the main characters of the show he'd been hired to direct by some guy that just sent in scripts, and told him to work some magic. Barnette, Jura and Meia were already on the set talking about whatever girls like to talk about. Dita walked in from a door to the left of the stage.
Dita: Damn, I just got my ass handed to me!
Barnette: How'd that happen? I thought you were good.
Dita: I am, but the little bastard kept hogging the plasma sword, and it is just a cheap shot all the time!
Jacks voice drifted through the door.
Jack: You're so full of crap, I didn't use the sword at all, and it was Pinky!
Barnette: it's been so hard to get anything done since you got Xbox live, terry.
Director: yeah, but I get bored watching you all prancing about, screwing up your lines, I go take it out on some noobs.
Jack: take that, plasma grenade to the face!
Barnette: could you get out here and so we could get this over with? Some of us have places to go.
Jack walked out of the room, and leaned against the doorframe.
Jack: Who? Can't be you, all you do is go home, watch TV and eat frozen waffles all night.
Barnette: Shut up, freak!
Jack: Hey! Don't start this again, you asked me out. I told you it wasn't special effects, that I really could do those things, you said you'd be fine, but one public display, and now your being a bitch.
Barnette: What did you just call me!
Jack: I think you heard me. Hey, here's a fun fact for you, you know those little green panties that we used in episode ten?
Barnette: yeah.
Jack: they really are yours, not one of the camera crews.
Barnette: You dirty son of a!
Director: please, please, let's just get this over with! Take your places.
Everyone took his or her seats, and the director called action.
Jack: Hello, I'm Jack Spencer, you kid's may remember me from such shows, and fills as; Vandread: The Next Experiment, Cheerleaders gone Crazy, and Great big Balls of fire…
Terry: Cut, Cut, just read from the script, please.
Jack: But some of my best material comes from adlibbing!
Terry: Yes, but this is a PSA, not an episode of the show! Get it right, so we can get out of here.
Jack: Hello, I'm Jack Spencer, from Vandread, The Next Experiment.
Barnette: and I'm Barnette, and today were her to talk about a problem that is currently go America in a strangle hold.
Jack: we are of course, talking about Necrophilia.
Barrette: Yes, this is a problem that nerds and Communist Bastard like that fat Piece of crap Michael Moore practice. They are now trying to spread it to others, but we here are trying to help, by keeping you at home informed.
Jack: Our fellow cast members will now show you what you should, and shouldn't do if asked to do Necrophilia. Enjoy.
Barnette and Jack moved of stage and the light grew on a room, a high powered Computer on a desk, Hibiki, hair greased down, his teeth bucked out in front, large, thick glassed over his eyes. He was wearing a white shirt with a pocket protector, and plaid pattern pants. A knock came at his door, and he shuffled over to the door, and opened it to reveal Meia and Jura both standing there, there clothes were all red, and they where wearing large fur hats.
Meia: (in deep voice) You come with us to grave yard and practice Necrophilia with us?
Jura: (in deep voice) Just like Comrade Michael Moore?
Hibiki: (pre-pubescent nerd voice) Sure, let me just put on my sweater, and grab my puffer!
The lights faded, and Barnette and Jack walked back on stage.
Barnette: the answer that the young nerd should have given would be "screw you commie bastards, get of my property before I blow your Soulless Red asses off!"
Jack: yes, remember, when you have sex with dead bodies, you're only helping the Communist's destroy our country. Good night, and remember
Everybody: Don't Help the Commies!
The film stopped rolling, and the director applauded.
Terry: Excellent! Only one take! Well, see you all tomorrow.
He walked into the room, and the Xbox could be heard starting up.
Jack: hey, Barnette? Wanna go get a coffee?
Barnette: sure, beats frozen waffles. Just promise you won't blow the waiter up this time.
Jack: Hey, if they don't get the order right on the fifth try, they disserve to die. Besides, there was enough of him left, that with a little creative use of sawdust, they could have a funeral with something in the coffin.
Meia: Can I come?
Jura: Me too?
Hibiki: And me!
Barnette: sure, but you all have to take a separate car, Because Jura stinks to high hell!
Jura Hey!
The end. Thank you, just had to do this, cause I hate Communists, but like making fun of their beliefs. Remember I just referanced the carater from the Next Experament, but this still has nothing other than that to do with it!