The Day We Were Slapped Silly
One day I was eating toast and cheese when I heard a
knock on the door. "Open up or I will slap u silly!" someone yelled. I hid
under the table. It didn't matter, anyway. Agumon broke open the door.
"Yeeehah!" he yelled and slapped me silly. My brother threw Agumon out the
window. All of a sudden we were sucked through a warp to the digital world.
We landed in the middle of a barren desert
and saw no one else around.
The only thing in sight was a cactus.
Now, you never want to be slapped by a
cactus. It hurts. Believe me. My brother ran away and tried to figure
out what was going on.
You see, I used to be a Digidestined and
traveled to the Digital World all the time. The only Digimon that ever hated me
was this one Agumon.
We snuck up on Agumon's camp that night. He
was throwing a party with his friends. They were playing pin the tail on the
donkey without blindfolds.
None of them had hit the tail yet.
"All right," I told my brother. "You create
a diversion." My brother nodded. Within minutes he was dressed up as a peach
and was creating havoc at the party. I snuck up behind Agumon. He turned
around, raised his paw and…
I slapped him silly.
