Author's Notes: I dont own Naruto. But I wish I owned Itachi!!! Just a little thing that popped into my head today and I just couldn't stop laughing at my own imagination. Sorry if you think it's lame. Please Review.
Itachi's Bad Day
Kisame glanced over at Itachi then back at their path again, a smile tugging at the corners of his mouth.
They had been walking for nearly a day and half and Itachi hadn't said a word the entire time.
The plan...had failed.
'Damn little brat. Its not like I could just flick him in the face and he'd go away like when we were kids.' Itachi thought sulkily.
Kisame glanced over again and this time the smile started spreading across his face before he snapped his eyes back to the road ahead.
Itachi stopped suddenly and turned to face him "Get a good look, because the next time you glance my way Ill just kill you."
Kisame turned and looked at his partner.
Several minutes passed in complete silence.
Suddenly, and without warning, Kisame broke out in howling laughter, smacking his hand against his forehead and trying to breath as he pointed at Itachi's face "I cant...OMG!...Its just so funny!"
Itachi's eye twitched, and if there had been an eyebrow left after Sasuke's surprise fireball jutsu attack, he would have raised it in annoyance for his partners lack of self control.
Not to mention the smell of burnt hair was making him sick to his stomach.
"Are you finished?" he asked holding out a kunai to the hysterical blue man.
Kisame took several quick breaths as he fought off the fit of laughter then looked at the kunai still shaking with suppressed amusement "What is...this for?"
"I need you to cut off the burnt parts." Itachi said in a low voice, his patience wearing thin, which rarely happened.
Kisame took the kunai and looked up at Itachi's cold, stoic face.
Then burst out laughing again.
Several minutes later...
"Ok...ok...Im...ok." Kisame waved his hand and tried to breath as he slowly managed to gain control over himself.
"Do you want me to shave off the other one?" he asked suddenly sounding serious until he squeaked with barely suppressed laughter.
Itachi's sharingan activated...
He was pissed...
And Kisame knew it, "You know...to make them even." he added quickly, his voice quivered again but he managed to keep the giggling to a minimum.
"Fine." Itachi finally said through gritted teeth "Just hurry up. And don't cut my hair too short. And make it even."
Kisame rolled his eyes and swirled the kunai on one finger "Yeah yeah." 'Vain much' he thought grabbing a lock of burnt hair and slicing it away.