You know what? I love How to Train Your Dragon, (the movie and the book series) so I'm going to write a fanfiction about the movie. That makes sense, right? I think so! So I'm going to make this story up as I go along: the plot, the OCs, the plot, and anything else a fanfiction needs. Including the title! Hooray for improv! Okay, with out further ado, enjoy my crappy fanfiction!

NOTE: I do not own How to Train Your Dragon, the movie or otherwise. Please don't sue me.

POVs: Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Tuffnut, Ruffnut, Fishlegs, and MAYBE Snotlout

CHAPTER 1 – WHAT UP WITH THE NEW GIRL?

POV - Hiccup

On the isle of Berk, life is normal. If, of course, you define "normal" as being a Viking, constantly killing things, and riding around on dragons. Then yes, it's perfectly normal. If not, then I don't know what to call it. Abnormal? Anyway, my name is Hiccup. I am the son of the Viking tribe leader, Stoic the Vast. As his son, I'M expected to lead the tribe someday. Hooray. But it's not all bad. My dragon, Toothless is here to help. He's a Night Fury, one of the most mysterious dragons to ever live.

While most days us Vikings just go around eating things, training our dragons, and pillaging and what not, that day was special. Gobber the Belch, our dragon and pirate trainer, told the class one day that a new family had moved to the isle of Berk and that their daughter would be joining us. Our class consisted of Fishlegs, Snotlout, Tuffnut, Ruffnut, Astrid, and me and we liked it that way. Why was someone joining us?

"Sweet," Snotlout, my older cousin, said, "I hope she's cute."

Gobber screwed up his face. "Well, wait till you see her," he said, and gestured behind us. We all turned around and gasped/cried out in fear. She was cute, all right. Way too cute.

She was half the size of all of us, and had curly blond hair. She smiled at us with HUGE wide eyes and a wide grin. Her eyes were the size of coconuts, and a deep, deep blue. She had freckles on her cheeks, and beaver teeth. When she opened her mouth and spoke, she sounded like a three year old, just learning to talk.

"Hi!" she greeted, "My name's Hazel Coconut." Figures. "My parents just moved here to Berk. I know we're gonna get along fine!" She skipped over and stood in between Astrid and Ruffnut, who looked at each other in disgust.

"All right now," Gobber started, "Everyone call your dragon, and let's get started." My dragon, Toothless, came as soon as I whistled. He was probably waiting for me outside the ring. Next, Astrid's dragon, Stormfly, the Deadly Nadder, came next, landing gently nest to her. Fishlegs's Gronckle, Horrorcow, started to fly in, but was pushed aside by Snotlout's Monstrous Nightmare, Fireworm and Tuff and Ruff's Hideous Zippleback, Sidewinder. Hazel stared in awe as all the dragons arrived, and then turned to Gobber.

"When do I get my dragon?" she asked.

Gobber rubbed the back of his neck. "Uh, I don't know," he said, "Whenever your parents feel like I guess. But today, you'll ride with someone else."

Don't say me. Don't say me. PLEASE don't say me! "Hiccup! You will be with young Hazel here," Gobber told me. Of course.

Hazel turned to me with her big ol' eyes. "Hiccup, huh?" she said, "I know we'll get along fine!" Pfft. Says you.

We all mounted our dragons and took off. Toothless, sensing that this girl knew nothing about dragons at all snorted as I told him to go easy. He wasn't very comfortable with new comers. Especially girls. I had no idea why.

"What's your dragon's name?" Hazel asked me, once we were in the air.

"Toothless," I told her, trying to concentrate on flying. I heard her giggle behind me. "It's because he has retractable teeth," I defended.

"You're cute," she said.

My foot accidentally kicked the harness, causing Toothless to make a sharp turn, and almost cannon into Sidewinder. The twins looked at us.

"Watch it," Tuffnut called. I waved "sorry" at them.

Astrid's POV

I glared at the pint-sized girl who had dared to even think about stepping between me and my boyfriend (Hiccup, if you don't know.) My hatred grew stronger when Gobber told her to ride with Hiccup, so I mounted Stormfly and made her fly close behind Toothless. When Toothless almost crashed into Tuffnut and Ruffnut, I knew it had something to do with that girl. She made him do that. Oh, she was clever.

We flew around the island awhile before coming back to the training ring. As soon as we landed, I walked over to Hiccup and stood between him and Hazel. "How was it?" I asked him, trying not to let the spite in my voice come out.

"Um," Hiccup quickly looked at Hazel, who tottered off to bug the twins. "She wouldn't stop pestering me," he said, "And she called me cute."

I felt my face grow hot. "Oh really," I tried not to growl.

Later, I was walking home with Stormfly, and it was dark. I heard a sound behind me and I spun around. "Who's there?" I called. The sound came closer and closer, until something bumped into my knee.

"Oh! Pardon me!" came Hazel's voice, "It's dark and I can't see anything at all. Is that you Astrid?"

I tried to calm myself. "Yes, it's me," I replied.

"Excellent!" the girl cried, "I was hoping to talk to you."

I frowned. "About what?" I wondered.

"Your friend, Hiccup," she said.

I took a deep breath. Calm down, Astrid, I thought to myself, you don't know what she's going to say. "What about Hiccup?" I asked.

"He seemed to talk a lot about you," she said, "Are you two, you know, together?"

I felt myself blush. "Well, I think so," I replied.

I think she nodded. "Oh, okay! See you tomorrow!" Then she ran off. I think she ran into a pole, or something, as I stared in confusion. What was that about? She was planning something I just knew it. And my hatred grew stronger.

Guess who I ship?

Yup, that's chapter one. Thrilling, I know. I have no idea what the second chapter is gonna be about, because, like I said, I'm making it up as I go along. But I do know it's going to start with Hiccup again. I hope y'all liked my stupid chapter and can't wait for the next stupid chapter! Remember, R&R, or I won't write.