Chloe Beale, Annoying Christmas Caroler, a pitch perfect fanfic

I rang the doorbell. A young couple opened the door. Showtime!

Chloe, the red headed lady

Had very red hair

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it-

I was cut off by the slamming of the door.

My favorite part of the holiday season is Christmas caroling.

I've been Christmas caroling since I was six. One time it almost got me kidnapped.

People say I'm a dim bulb, but, hey, at least my nose is bright.

Most people think caroling is a group thing, but I do it by myself and write my own music. I'm a Christmas caroling rebel!

I joined a caroling group once, but they didn't like my style. I don't know what their problem was. I've been flying solo ever since.

I mix classics with totally modern stuff, like rap music.

I go to another door to try that out.

Yo, we be looking for your figgy pudding

We won.t go until we get some

Naw, we ain't leaving

Til we get some

Now bring us the figgy pudding, dawg

I get the door slammed in my face yet again.

These people just don't know talent when they see it, but like my good friend Beca always said, I am talented! I am titanium!

(When I met Chloe, she barged in on me while I was taking a shower. Don't tell her, but I think she's kinda insane.-Beca Mitchell, Chloe's classmate and best friend)

(Agreed.-Aubrey Posen, friend and classmate)

I recently wrote a spin on The Twelve Days Of Christmas, describing the gifts you don't want, but most certainly got.

It's called Nodes.

On the first day of Christmas, the world the threw at me

Nodes

And a very painful node removal surgery x12

Isn't it great?

A/N:Please review! It's my first parody!